Saturday, August 1, 2009

WEEKEND OF JU...NO WAIT...AUGUST 1 & 2

LADY GAGA WEARING...NOTHING?!
No, she's not naked. It's a body-colored outfit if you look carefully.
Good lord!
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Wow, August 1st, and the summer has flown by! Jackson-Belden Food Fest continues today over at Kent State Stark, with balloons going up as we speak, and again this evening. Weather permitting of course. Opens at 4pm today with food galore, and fireworks at 10pm tonight. Take a radio if you're grabbing a spot for the fireworks, and crank it up loud, I'll play some fun stuff this evening to get ya pumped up and ready!


FROM THE "I'M NOT SURE I BELIEVE THIS" FILE...
There are still plenty of rumors about why TONY ROMO dumped JESSICA SIMPSON...but most of the tabloids and blogs seem to agree that Tony had wanted to do it for a while, but was just waiting for the right time.

The "National Enquirer" is one of them. They're saying Tony had wanted to cut the cord months ago...but he waited a while because Jessica had just given him a $100,000 speedboat for his birthday in April.

However...a few weeks before the final split on July 9th, Tony and Jessica were driving from Dallas to Austin for a celebrity golf match...and having one of their usual, wicked arguments.

When Tony finally hit his breaking point, he pulled into an IHOP parking lot and told her to GET OUT.

A so-called "source" says, quote, "Jess got out and slammed the door. Before she could say anything, Tony peeled off. She ended up crying her eyes out for the next two hours while she waited for someone to come pick her up."




BRUNO TOURISM DOLLARS
Tourism is up in Austria thanks to "Bruno". People are going to Vienna to see some of the places depicted in the film. The only problem is, SACHA BARON COHEN actually filmed all those scenes in...PARIS.

Meanwhile, Sacha has seriously beefed up security around himself and his family, after receiving a threat from a Palestinian terrorist group he made fun of in the movie.

After the film came out, the al-Aqsa Martyrs' Brigades issued a statement saying, quote, "We reserve the right to respond in the way we find suitable against this man."




LADIES...LOVE YOU SOME PORN??
You might think that only MEN enjoy pornography. But there's a lot of data out there about how that's not the case.

In fact, according to Nielsen's latest look at online viewing habits, ONE in THREE porno website viewers are WOMEN.

And a spokesperson for Hustler Video says that women account for 56% of business at the company's video stores.

Overall, it's estimated that 13 MILLION American women visit at least one porno site a month.




GUYS ARE WUSSIES...
Ladies...if you're wondering why your guy still hasn't popped the question, THIS might have something to do with it...
A new survey found that men are more afraid of PROPOSING MARRIAGE than they are of...

#1.) Going on an important job interview
#2.) Wearing the visiting team's jersey to a sports event
#3.) Or jumping out of an airplane

In fact, the only thing guys find scarier than getting married is...SWIMMING WITH SHARKS.

On the other hand, 56% of women say they'd be more than happy to propose to their boyfriend if he was too afraid to do it.




COHEN KILLER ARRESTED...
Police in New Jersey have arrested a man for the hit-and-run accident that killed "American Idol" wannabe ALEXIS COHEN...a.k.a. "Glitter Girl."

23-year-old Daniel Bark, is facing charges of aggravated manslaughter...reckless driving...leaving the scene of an accident...and eluding a law enforcement officer. He's being held on a $150,000 bond.

Bark was actually fleeing from the cops when he allegedly hit Alexis. An officer on a bicycle had seen him hit a parked car, and ordered him to stop. But he took off. The cops eventually caught up with him and arrested him on suspicion of DUI.

While Bark was in custody, police received a call from the people who found Alexis' body. But at the time, they didn't have enough information to connect Bark with her death. But they didn't have any evidence that he was responsible, so they let him go with just the DUI charge.

On Sunday night, after they determined that the body was found along Bark's escape route, and that he was the one who hit her, they arrested him at a local grocery store, where he worked as a deli clerk.

LOL, arrested at his job AT A GROCERY STORE! That part is kinda funny.

Bark's attorney says his client is pretty messed up over all this...quote, "He's having an extremely difficult time mentally coming to terms with the fact that there's an allegation that he caused a death.

"My client is in a state of mind where he is going to be under suicide watch."



KELLY IS PISSED OFF...
KELLY CLARKSON is making waves with her record label again...this time because they released her song, "Already Gone", as a single WITHOUT her blessing.

Why did Kelly object? Because she just found out that parts of the song sound EXACTLY like BEYONCé'S single, "Halo"...and there's a good reason for that.

ONEREPUBLIC singer RYAN TEDDER co-wrote BOTH tracks...and Kelly says he gave both singers the same "backing track." (Specifically, both songs use very similar piano and drum parts, with added hand-claps.)

In an interview on Canadian radio, Kelly says she didn't know about the similarities between the songs until recently, when she heard both songs back-to-back.

But now that she has, she's FURIOUS. She says, quote, "No one's gonna be sittin' at home, thinkin'...'Man, Ryan Tedder gave Beyoncé and Kelly the same track to write to.' No, they're just gonna be sayin' I ripped someone off.

"I called Ryan and said, 'I don't understand. Why would you do that?'" (She didn't say how he responded. And he hasn't publicly commented on any of this yet.)

Kelly says she was trying to stop "Already Gone" from being released as a single out of respect for Beyoncé...but the label went ahead with it anyway.

She adds, quote, "It sucks, but it's one of those things I have no control over. I already made my album. At this point, the record company can do whatever they want with it. It's kind of a (crappy) situation, but...you know, you learn."

The MOST frustrating thing for Kelly...is that she believes SHE should have had dibs on the track. She says her album, "All I Ever Wanted", was finished before Beyoncé's disc, "I Am . . . Sasha Fierce".

But Beyoncé's album . . . and her "Halo" single . . . both dropped before Kelly's album, which makes it sound like SHE'S the copycat.

If you see Kelly's live performances, she does "Already Gone" but she does a very acoustic arrangement of it, which I think is MUCH better! They need to release that as a single!

SPEAKING OF KELLY...
I went down to Columbus on Wednesday night to see Kelly at THE Ohio State Fair. Bought myself some primo tickets on the floor. I would show you some pics but....well, more on that in a moment...
Kelly put on a fantastic performance as always. She's a sweetie and you can tell she's a genuine girl who doesn't act like she's the sh*t, she's awesome and I love her. I also must thank my radio buds from down in Central Ohio, Andy specifically, for hooking me up with some backstage access. Picture of that coming soon, as soon as Andy gets back from vacay! Much appreciated...some good people in Central Ohio!




EVER LOSE SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT...
...or perhaps have it stolen? I don't know that my camera was *really* important, but it was an expensive piece of equipment. Well, here's the story. After the show, we sat down on a bench to grab some grub. Left the fairgrounds around 11, as it was closing. Go downtown to meet up with some friends from Akron who made the trip down and start thinking about...'wait, did I lay the camera on the front seat?....OH CRAP!'
Yep, left the camera on the bench where we sat down to eat. ARRRRRGH!!!! So I drive back over to the fairgrounds, cops let me back in (it was now Midnight), go back to where we were...no camera.
Now I'm THINKING that no one could have stolen it, because the fair was closing and there was hardly anyone left there! So perhaps one of the cleaning guys grabbed it? I asked around, found the head of the crew, no one had seen anything. D'OH!
So they took down my information, I called State Patrol at the fair Thursday morning before I left town...nothing. They told me to call in a few days. Gonna do that today, cross your fingers that it turned up!!

Anyway, I'll be in all this week from 3-7pm, so tune in...at some point we're going to talk about things you've lost that have gotten you in trouble! Either in your personal life, or in a more serious way...perhaps with work or something.



...AND RYAN TEDDER'S REPLY TO KELLY!
Well, Ryan has issued a response. Here's what he has to say...Quote,"'Already Gone' is one of the best song[s] I've written or produced since [the LEONA LEWIS single] 'Bleeding Love'. [It] stands tall on it's own merits apart from 'Halo'.

"They are two entirely different songs conceptually, melodically, and lyrically...and I would never try to dupe an artist such as Kelly Clarkson or Beyoncé into recording over the same musical track, the idea is both hurtful and absurd.

"I think when people hear 'Already Gone' they will hear what I hear...one of the greatest female vocalists on Earth giving her most haunting and heart-breaking performance on a song she helped write.

"I challenge people to listen and form their own opinions."

Well, since Ryan wants you to hear them:
ALREADY GONE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVZaA2s7xYI
HALO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70AgyIEnBRE



SEX BY AGE
Here are some statistics from the University of Chicago, about how often the average person does the deed in a given year.

People between the ages of 18 and 29 have sex an average of 84 times a year, or SEVEN times a month.

People in their 30s have sex an average of 80 times a year, or just under SEVEN times a month.
People in their 40s have sex an average of 64 times a year, or just over FIVE times a month.
People in their 50s have sex an average of 46 times a year, or just under FOUR times a month.
People in their 60s have sex an average of 27 times a year, or just over TWO times a month.
And people in their 70s have sex an average of TEN times a year, or less than ONCE a month.




RANDOM...
You've gotta love this...paparrazi got a pic of woman throwing herself at John Mayer's car to put her number under his windshield wiper as he was driving off. Classy.

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KID ROCK HATES TWITTER, MUTHAFU**A!!!!!
He HATES it. He tells "Rolling Stone" magazine, quote, "It's gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I'm going to tell them, 'Twitter this (crap), mother(effer).'

"I don't have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I'm going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere."

VIVA KID ROCK!!! BRAVO!!!



TWITTER WHAT?
Do you know what Twitter is?
The reason I ask is because, according to a recent survey, MOST of you DON'T. In fact, 69% of adults say they have no clue what Twitter actually is!!





PANIC! REPLACEMENTS...(EXCLAMATION POINT? YES, READ ON...)
PANIC AT THE DISCO have replaced guitarist RYAN ROSS and bassist JON WALKER...who left to form a new band called the YOUNG VEINS.

Drummer SPENCER SMITH tells MTV News that their new guitarist is IAN CRAWFORD, from a band called THE CAB...and their new bassist is a dude named DALLON WEEKES, from a band called THE BROBECKS.

These guys are friends of the band and they have their own bands...so it's unclear if they'll be permanent members, or if they're just filling in.




YES!!!! WOMEN BUSTED!!! I LOVE IT!!
Women like to pretend like they're all dainty and sanitary. But the truth is that they're NOT. In fact, it turns out they're almost as disgusting as guys. Get this...

According to a new survey by "Glamour" magazine, TWO in FIVE women say they follow the five-second rule and eat food that's fallen on the floor.

Nearly ONE in THREE...or 32%, admit they walk around the gym locker room with no shoes on.

43% say they don't always brush their teeth at night.

Nearly ONE in THREE admit they don't shower every day.

85% say they sometimes wear clothes that are dirty.

Nearly ONE in FOUR...or 24%...say they don't always wash their hands after using the toilet.

And THREE in FOUR women admit they've peed in the shower.
YES!!!!!! Because I've had countless women tell me how disgusting that is. Fess up, ladies!



ROB = VH1 JUNKIE
I LOVE my VH1! Do ya believe Daisy picked LONDON to be the winner of Daisy Of Love?! WHAT A FAIL! Daisy Of Love 2 HAS to be in the works! That relationship is over before it started. I could have seen her picking 'Dave' (12-Pack), but I thought Flex was the best guy for her. Ahh well. Next up? MEGAN WANTS A MILLIONAIRE!!!! Yes, I'm serious! It starts TOMORROW night! Can't wait!



P!ATD IS BACK! (!) YES! (!)
If you thought PANIC! AT THE DISCO wouldn't be able to survive losing both a punctuation mark...AND two core members...you were right. Because the band has just announced that they are bringing their exclamation point BACK.

Panic dropped the exclamation point back in January of last year. The move immediately sent SHOCK WAVES through the rock community. At the time, guitarist RYAN ROSS said he found the exclamation point, quote, "annoying."

Well, he's not in the band anymore...so they decided to bring it back. (Apparently to make the first part of their band name EXCITING again.)

Drummer SPENCER SMITH says there are two reasons the exclamation point is back in effect: (1) They want to revisit the, quote, "theatricality" of their earlier days . . . and (2) quote, "It just seemed like it would be a fun thing for our fans."

He adds, quote, "Hopefully, there's less of a big deal [made] about it coming back than there was about it going away. It seems like a new chapter, so having that as part of the band seemed like something we could bring back . . . to reinforce that Panic! at the Disco is not breaking up, it's still going."

OK, they WANT it to create a buzz! Because they haven't done anything in a few years. I apologize for contributing to the buzz.




MTV AWARDS
GREEN DAY and PINK have been added to the list of performers at this year's "MTV Video Music Awards", which will air live on Sunday, September 13th.

They join previously announced performers TAYLOR SWIFT and MUSE. (RUSSELL BRAND will host for the second straight year.)




SURFED THE ENTIRE INTERNET?
One of my ex-girlfriends always used to say "I've finished the internet", but thats not at all possible, it seems!
According to officials at Google and Microsoft, there are more than 1 TRILLION websites on the Internet. That's about 150 TIMES the number of people on the planet.

Or look at it this way . . . If you were to visit every website in existence, it would take you 31,000 YEARS. And that's if you NEVER took a break to eat or sleep.




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