Good morning/afternoon/evening, Happy Saturday/Sunday/Monday...not sure when you may be reading this, but whenever it is, I hope the day is treating you well! Memorial Day weekend, hopefully you spend some time outdoors, with friends and family...and let's not forget the reason we celebrate Memorial Day in the first place. A salute to the men and women serving our country from afar. Cheers to you!
Here's some shtuff!
SEX TAPE-AGE...
All the talk lately has been about the KENDRA WILKINSON sex tape. Well, up-and-coming bisexual female rapper NICKI MINAJ might be the next celebrity with a leaked sex tape. At least that's the rumor going around. There's no word if she's with a man, a woman...or perhaps BOTH.
SCREAM 4 IS COMING...
Are you excited about this? Haven't we been thru this enough already? Yes, they were funny, but I think we might be over-doing it. Anyway, ASHLEY GREENE and HAYDEN PANETTIERE will most likely star in "Scream 4".
Ashley...who plays Alice Cullen in the "Twilight" movies...has been offered the lead role in "Scream 4". She'll play the cousin of NEVE CAMPBELL'S character, Sidney Prescott. Hayden Hottiepants will play her best friend.
Ashley's character is being groomed as the star of the franchise from here on out. RORY CULKIN is in negotiations to play Ashley's love interest...and LAKE BELL will play a cop who knew Sidney in high school.
Neve Campbell, COURTENEY COX and DAVID ARQUETTE are all returning from the original "Scream" trilogy.
"Scream 4" is due out next April.
LADY A TOUR...
LADY ANTEBELLUM will launch their first full-scale headline tour...which they're calling "Need You Now 2010"...in September. DAVID NAIL will be the opener. Dates and details are still being finalized.
We do know they'll be at Blossom for an August 5th show w/ Tim McGraw, plus at the Muskingum County Fair down in Zanesville on August 20th!
WHY *IS* IT ANNOYING?
This is a flat-out funny story, and shows you what those rich kids at Cornell are up to!
There's nothing more annoying than when you're out in public, and some loudmouth is sitting next to you talking on his cell phone. Now, researchers at Cornell University think they know WHY it's so annoying.
They say it's because only hearing half a conversation requires more attention and concentration than when two people are talking, which is draining. And it's also harder to divert our attention away from conversations where we only hear one side.
Put another way, hearing only half a conversation feels like WORK that's been thrust upon you by a random stranger.
People are straining to wonder what the OTHER person might be saying/what the conversation is about/etc...LOL, funny!
A woman named Lauren Emberson co-led the study. She says, "We have less control to move away our attention from half a conversation than when listening to a dialogue.
"Since 'halfalogues' really are more distracting and you can't tune them out, this could explain why people are irritated...When you hear half of a conversation, you get less information and you can't predict as well. It requires more attention."
According to the researchers, overhearing cell phone conversations can make it more difficult to do lots of stuff in our daily lives, including driving.
That means if a passenger in your car is chatting on their cell phone, it actually makes it more difficult for you to concentrate on the road.
XTINA SCRAPS TOUR...
CHRISTINA AGUILERA has scrapped her summer tour.
The dates, which were just announced two weeks ago, stretched from July 15th in Uncasville, Connecticut, through August 19th in Irvine, California.
As usual, there will be a lot of speculation that the tour was canceled because of disappointing ticket sales, but naturally, Christina's people say that's not the case.
Her spokesperson issued a statement saying, "Christina Aguilera's summer tour has been moved to 2011 due to prior commitments that the singer had made to her film, 'Burlesque', and to the promotion of her new album, 'Bionic'.
"[She] felt she needed more time to rehearse the show and with less than a month between the album release and tour date this wasn't possible."
"Bionic" hits stores on June 8th...and "Burlesque" hits theaters in November.)
The makeup dates should be announced later this year.
Christina has echoed that sentiment in an open letter to her fans, which was posted on her website.
She says, "I made the decision to move my summer tour and I am truly sorry to those of you who had purchased tickets and have been disappointed by the news. Immediately after wrapping production on [my upcoming movie] 'Burlesque', I went directly back into the studio and then quickly started the promotional process for [my album] 'Bionic'.
"With both the album press and film press, I am booked the entire summer and need time to focus on the work at hand. After reviewing the schedule with my team, I realized there was not enough time to put together and rehearse for a proper show, one that is at the caliber you expect from me or at the level I would present to my fans.
"In addition, my album has not even been released as yet, and I would like for you all to become familiar with the music before you hear it live on tour. Again, I am sorry to have to move the dates but I promise to come see you when the time is right!"
Lemme tell you, I've seen Christina live, and its a GOOD SHOW!
OH, BTW....
Lee Dewyze won Idol. Cause the women voted with something other than their ears. But that's alright. CRYSTAL will have more creative freedom to do her own thing no! TEAM CRYSTAL!! OHIO BABY!!!
Crystal is also single. She revealed Thursday that she and her boyfriend, Tony, broke up just before the final performance show on Tuesday night. And it was mutual.
She said, "[My boyfriend] Tony, he went home. He wasn't cool with the lifestyle. We're both logical, grown adults. He's a small town guy and it's fine. But I'm a small town girl but I want this. I want this more than anything...this career, this lifestyle. I didn't think he was up for it. He didn't think he was up for it."
WHERE WAS DAVID COOK? ADAM LAMBERT?
I got the question several times wondering why DAVID COOK wasn't among the Idol winners to be on stage at the finale. Well, here's the scoop: David wasn't able to attend because he had already committed to a cancer charity event in his hometown of Kansas City. Daughtry was also in Kansas City, for an unrelated reason. He had a gig there that night.
And Adam says he wasn't asked to perform...however, he was invited to be in the audience. He turned it down though, because he's preparing for his summer tour. That kicks off this week.
BACK IN THE DAY MUSIC NEWS: DR. DRE
DR. DRE has been working on "Detox" for almost a decade now...and he's been announcing release dates for it for six years...so it's hard to know how serious he is when he talks about when it's coming out.
Here's the latest: In a new interview Dre says we can expect "Detox", "Hopefully at the beginning of fall."
Two things: One, notice that he did NOT give an exact release date...and two, notice that he used the word "HOPEFULLY." These things mean that you should NOT get your hopes up. In fact, just disregard this completely.
BACK IN THE DAY MUSIC NEWS: EMINEM
A track list for EMINEM'S new album, "Recovery", has been released...and it sounds like it'll feature a pretty impressive list of guest stars. (The album drops on June 22nd.)
According to RapRadar.com, the list includes LIL WAYNE, RIHANNA and PINK. Here's the link to the track list...
http://rapradar.com/2010/05/27/eminem-recovery-tracklist/
IN PUBLIC?
Most guys like to think of themselves as carefree and adventurous...the kind of guy who's totally cool having sex in public. But the truth is, a lot of us have a tendency to over-think things. And some of us are just flat-out neurotic.
So if you're thinking of getting busy outside over the long Memorial Day weekend, here are four things guys worry about when having sex in public:
#1.) Other people: Yes, the thrill of getting caught is what makes sex in public so exciting. But if you actually do get caught, it's not so much thrilling, as it is horrifying and embarrassing.
And what if it's a kid that sees you? Or a pervert? There's nothing sexy about that.
#2.) Performance anxiety: In private, lots of things can be done to get everyone where they want to be. But when you're doing the nasty in public, the pressure to perform is really on the guy.
He's got to be quick...but not too quick...and he's got to be good. But it's tough to focus on technique when you're constantly looking over your shoulder to make sure no one's watching.
#3.) Poor planning: Obviously, sex in public is a spontaneous act. You do it because the timing's right, and you want someone right then and there. That's what's so hot about it. But it also increases the chances things will go really wrong. Like being caught by the police. So, don't be like Rob :)
Or if you get caught trying to join the Mile High Club. You might finish the flight in plastic cuffs, and get turned over to the cops. And if things go REALLY wrong, you could find yourself on a sex offender registry.
The point is, without a proper plan, you could seriously screw up your life.
#4.) Finishing: When you reach the end of doing the nasty, you're completely vulnerable. And once you're there, there's no way to stop it. That's a problem, especially if it coincides with the exact moment when someone discovers you.
Plus, there are only so many people who should ever have to see the look on your face when you're finishing. Do you really want to subject the rest of the world to your O-face? I didn't think so.
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Saturday, May 22, 2010
OH OH...ITS THE WEEEEEEEEEKEND! MAY 22 & 23
Well, well...happy weekend to YOU! Looks like BP is sure in some muddy water. Get it....muddy. Do ya get it? Yeah I figured you did. Rain today...bleh. Hey, CEDAR POINT is open! Sunshine all this week!
Here's some shtuff...
DMB WON'T TOUR NEXT SUMMER...
Sarah went into hiding. Kristen is visibly upset. JStew is shedding a tear.
The DAVE MATTHEWS BAND will not tour next year. A message posted on the band's website says: "We wanted to let everyone know that after 20 years of consecutive touring, Dave Matthews Band will be taking 2011 off.
"We feel lucky that our tours are a part of so many people's lives, and wanted to give everyone as much notice as possible. We're excited to make this summer one of our best tours yet, and look forward to returning to the road in 2012."
The Dave Matthews Band is still a HUGE tour draw. According to "Billboard", from 2000 to 2009, the group has sold over 11.2 million tickets to 547 shows. No other band has topped 10 million in ticket sales over that period.)
That translates to nearly $505.5 million in revenue...which doesn't count Dave Matthews' solo shows or the band's festival appearances.
CAN NELLY RETURN TO GREATNESS?
Well that remains to be seen. He really hasn't had a bonafide HIT since 2003 (with some mediocre tunes coming in the years after).
The next NELLY album, which he's named "5.0", will feature collaborations with USHER and JAMIE FOXX...and there's also talk that JANET JACKSON, AKON and DIDDY could be making guest appearances.
There's no word on a release date yet.
SUBWAY MEANS BUSINESS...
Everyone knows Subway has "5.....5 Dollar.....5 Dollar footlonnnnnnnnngs." Well recently, Subway applied for a trademark on the word "footlong" when it's used to describe a sandwich.
And to show they mean business, they've started sending cease-and-desist letters to any restaurants that dare to call their 12-inch sandwiches "footlongs" too.
A guy named Blair Hensley got one of the letters. He owns the Coney Island Drive Inn in Brooksville, Florida.
The Coney Island Drive Inn has been selling 12-inch hot dogs called "footlongs" for more than 40 years, and they don't plan to stop now. Fortunately, they won't have to.
That's because it seems Blair got the letter by accident. According to a Subway spokesman, it's okay to use the word "footlong" to describe a hot dog. They just don't want anyone else using "footlong" to describe a sandwich.
Dumb as it may sound, a corporation actually CAN claim exclusive rights to a common word if it's got a long history of using the word to describe its product, and if it's spent a lot of money building the association.
It's unclear how many other restaurants have gotten letters from Subway threatening legal action unless they stop using the word "footlong."
Now, here's the thing. Rob LOVES Sheetz!! I love Subway too and eat there frequently, but the Sheetz meatball sub is SO much better. I'm pretty sure they advertise them as "$4 Foot Longs"...foot and long being two words! So, is that acceptable? Hmmmm.
DOUBLE DA DAUGHTRY...
CHRIS DAUGHTRY announced yesterday that he and his wife Deanna are expecting twins. She's due in November. There's no word on the sex of the babies.
A statement on Daughtry's website said, quote, "Due to Deanna's partial hysterectomy in 2006, the couple used IVF and had their embryos transferred to a gestational surrogate."
OH THAT'S JUST GAGA BEING GAGA...
It's hard to be shocked by anything that LADY GAGA does these days...but apparently, that's not going to stop her from trying.
At a recent show on her European tour, Gaga paused to EAT A BARBIE.
Well, she didn't actually EAT the Barbie...she just put it in her mouth for a while, rubbed it in her crotch, and then tossed it on the ground.
WEATHER GEEKS: UNITE!
I'm a weather dork, in addition to radio geekazoid, so this naturally excited me!
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1935976
CONAN HAS A PREMIERE DATE!!!
TBS announced an official premiere date for CONAN O'BRIEN'S return to TV at their upfront presentation yesterday. It's November 8th.
Conan also showed up at the event. He joked around...and didn't reveal any SERIOUS details about his upcoming show, except to insinuate that his sidekick ANDY RICHTER will be joining him again. (He said he couldn't get rid of him.)
Then, regarding the show, he joked, "My vision...is to pick up where 'Hee Haw' left off. My hunch is that 33-year-old males want to hear corny jokes and country music."
And he also said, "[I] really believe in basic-cable television. I don't want to live in a country with less than six ESPN channels."
He also made a few references to NBC. At one point, he asked the crowd if anyone knew, "what the hell happened four months ago," and joked, "The plot to 'Lost' is more plausible than my last year at NBC."
ASS?
31-year-old Ashlee Lineberger lives in Englewood, Florida. Recently, she renewed her driver's license with the state DMV. But when she got her new license in the mail, her street address wasn't listed anymore.
Instead, it simply read "Eat Ass."
Ashlee says, "I only looked at it because I wondered what picture they would use. I thought I was dreaming and I literally pinched myself. I was completely shocked...
"It makes you wonder what these people are doing with all of this vital information if they can play around with a license like that...Imagine if I got pulled over by a cop and had to show this ID? I probably wouldn't be getting out of that ticket. That's priceless."
Anyway, officials with the DMV say they have no clue what happened, and they've already issued Ashlee a new license.
Q92 TOP 40 HITS
40. La Roux - BULLETPROOF
39. Kat DeLuna - PUSH PUSH
38. Enrique Iglesias - I LIKE IT
37. Charice - PYRAMID
36. White Tie Affair - YOU LOOK BETTER WHEN I'M DRUNK
35. David Guetta/Chris Willis/Fergie/LMFAO - GETTIN' OVER YOU
34. Justin Bieber - SOMEBODY TO LOVE
33. Miley Cyrus - CAN'T BE TAMED
32. The Script - BREAKEVEN
31. Hot Chelle Rae - BLEED
30. Paramore - THE ONLY EXCEPTION
29. Tino Coury - DIARY
28. 3OH!3 f/ Ke$ha - MY FIRST KISS
27. Cartel - THE PERFECT MISTAKE
26. Mayday Parade - KIDS IN LOVE
25. Miranda Cosgrove - KISSIN' U
24. Sean Kingston - EENIE MEENIE
23. Selena Gomez - NATURALLY
22. Katy Perry - CALIFORNIA GURLS
21. Lady Gaga - ALEJANDRO
20. Iyaz - SOLO
19. Shontelle - IMPOSSIBLE
18. Jason Derulo - IN MY HEAD
17. Jamie Foxx/Justin Timberlake/T.I. - WINNER
16. Travie McCoy - BILLIONAIRE
15. Usher/Will.i.am - OMG
14. Jay-Z - YOUNG FOREVER
13. Black Eyed Peas - ROCK THAT BODY
12. Theory Of A Deadman - ALL OR NOTHING
11. Boys Like Girls - HEART HEART HEARTBREAK
10. We The Kings/Demi Lovato - WE'LL BE A DREAM
09. Breaking Benjamin - GIVE ME A SIGN
08. Lifehouse - HALFWAY GONE
07. Nickelback - THIS AFTERNOON
06. Adam Lambert - WHATAYA WANT FROM ME
05. B.o.B f/ Hayley Williams - AIRPLANES
04. Kevin Rudolf f/ Cash Money Heroes - I MADE IT
03. Ke$ha - YOUR LOVE IS MY DRUG
02. B.o.B f/ Bruno Mars - NOTHIN' ON YOU
01. TAIO CRUZ f/ LUDACRIS - BREAK YOUR HEART
Here's some shtuff...
DMB WON'T TOUR NEXT SUMMER...
Sarah went into hiding. Kristen is visibly upset. JStew is shedding a tear.
The DAVE MATTHEWS BAND will not tour next year. A message posted on the band's website says: "We wanted to let everyone know that after 20 years of consecutive touring, Dave Matthews Band will be taking 2011 off.
"We feel lucky that our tours are a part of so many people's lives, and wanted to give everyone as much notice as possible. We're excited to make this summer one of our best tours yet, and look forward to returning to the road in 2012."
The Dave Matthews Band is still a HUGE tour draw. According to "Billboard", from 2000 to 2009, the group has sold over 11.2 million tickets to 547 shows. No other band has topped 10 million in ticket sales over that period.)
That translates to nearly $505.5 million in revenue...which doesn't count Dave Matthews' solo shows or the band's festival appearances.
CAN NELLY RETURN TO GREATNESS?
Well that remains to be seen. He really hasn't had a bonafide HIT since 2003 (with some mediocre tunes coming in the years after).
The next NELLY album, which he's named "5.0", will feature collaborations with USHER and JAMIE FOXX...and there's also talk that JANET JACKSON, AKON and DIDDY could be making guest appearances.
There's no word on a release date yet.
SUBWAY MEANS BUSINESS...
Everyone knows Subway has "5.....5 Dollar.....5 Dollar footlonnnnnnnnngs." Well recently, Subway applied for a trademark on the word "footlong" when it's used to describe a sandwich.
And to show they mean business, they've started sending cease-and-desist letters to any restaurants that dare to call their 12-inch sandwiches "footlongs" too.
A guy named Blair Hensley got one of the letters. He owns the Coney Island Drive Inn in Brooksville, Florida.
The Coney Island Drive Inn has been selling 12-inch hot dogs called "footlongs" for more than 40 years, and they don't plan to stop now. Fortunately, they won't have to.
That's because it seems Blair got the letter by accident. According to a Subway spokesman, it's okay to use the word "footlong" to describe a hot dog. They just don't want anyone else using "footlong" to describe a sandwich.
Dumb as it may sound, a corporation actually CAN claim exclusive rights to a common word if it's got a long history of using the word to describe its product, and if it's spent a lot of money building the association.
It's unclear how many other restaurants have gotten letters from Subway threatening legal action unless they stop using the word "footlong."
Now, here's the thing. Rob LOVES Sheetz!! I love Subway too and eat there frequently, but the Sheetz meatball sub is SO much better. I'm pretty sure they advertise them as "$4 Foot Longs"...foot and long being two words! So, is that acceptable? Hmmmm.
DOUBLE DA DAUGHTRY...
CHRIS DAUGHTRY announced yesterday that he and his wife Deanna are expecting twins. She's due in November. There's no word on the sex of the babies.
A statement on Daughtry's website said, quote, "Due to Deanna's partial hysterectomy in 2006, the couple used IVF and had their embryos transferred to a gestational surrogate."
OH THAT'S JUST GAGA BEING GAGA...
It's hard to be shocked by anything that LADY GAGA does these days...but apparently, that's not going to stop her from trying.
At a recent show on her European tour, Gaga paused to EAT A BARBIE.
Well, she didn't actually EAT the Barbie...she just put it in her mouth for a while, rubbed it in her crotch, and then tossed it on the ground.
WEATHER GEEKS: UNITE!
I'm a weather dork, in addition to radio geekazoid, so this naturally excited me!
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1935976
CONAN HAS A PREMIERE DATE!!!
TBS announced an official premiere date for CONAN O'BRIEN'S return to TV at their upfront presentation yesterday. It's November 8th.
Conan also showed up at the event. He joked around...and didn't reveal any SERIOUS details about his upcoming show, except to insinuate that his sidekick ANDY RICHTER will be joining him again. (He said he couldn't get rid of him.)
Then, regarding the show, he joked, "My vision...is to pick up where 'Hee Haw' left off. My hunch is that 33-year-old males want to hear corny jokes and country music."
And he also said, "[I] really believe in basic-cable television. I don't want to live in a country with less than six ESPN channels."
He also made a few references to NBC. At one point, he asked the crowd if anyone knew, "what the hell happened four months ago," and joked, "The plot to 'Lost' is more plausible than my last year at NBC."
ASS?
31-year-old Ashlee Lineberger lives in Englewood, Florida. Recently, she renewed her driver's license with the state DMV. But when she got her new license in the mail, her street address wasn't listed anymore.
Instead, it simply read "Eat Ass."
Ashlee says, "I only looked at it because I wondered what picture they would use. I thought I was dreaming and I literally pinched myself. I was completely shocked...
"It makes you wonder what these people are doing with all of this vital information if they can play around with a license like that...Imagine if I got pulled over by a cop and had to show this ID? I probably wouldn't be getting out of that ticket. That's priceless."
Anyway, officials with the DMV say they have no clue what happened, and they've already issued Ashlee a new license.
Q92 TOP 40 HITS
40. La Roux - BULLETPROOF
39. Kat DeLuna - PUSH PUSH
38. Enrique Iglesias - I LIKE IT
37. Charice - PYRAMID
36. White Tie Affair - YOU LOOK BETTER WHEN I'M DRUNK
35. David Guetta/Chris Willis/Fergie/LMFAO - GETTIN' OVER YOU
34. Justin Bieber - SOMEBODY TO LOVE
33. Miley Cyrus - CAN'T BE TAMED
32. The Script - BREAKEVEN
31. Hot Chelle Rae - BLEED
30. Paramore - THE ONLY EXCEPTION
29. Tino Coury - DIARY
28. 3OH!3 f/ Ke$ha - MY FIRST KISS
27. Cartel - THE PERFECT MISTAKE
26. Mayday Parade - KIDS IN LOVE
25. Miranda Cosgrove - KISSIN' U
24. Sean Kingston - EENIE MEENIE
23. Selena Gomez - NATURALLY
22. Katy Perry - CALIFORNIA GURLS
21. Lady Gaga - ALEJANDRO
20. Iyaz - SOLO
19. Shontelle - IMPOSSIBLE
18. Jason Derulo - IN MY HEAD
17. Jamie Foxx/Justin Timberlake/T.I. - WINNER
16. Travie McCoy - BILLIONAIRE
15. Usher/Will.i.am - OMG
14. Jay-Z - YOUNG FOREVER
13. Black Eyed Peas - ROCK THAT BODY
12. Theory Of A Deadman - ALL OR NOTHING
11. Boys Like Girls - HEART HEART HEARTBREAK
10. We The Kings/Demi Lovato - WE'LL BE A DREAM
09. Breaking Benjamin - GIVE ME A SIGN
08. Lifehouse - HALFWAY GONE
07. Nickelback - THIS AFTERNOON
06. Adam Lambert - WHATAYA WANT FROM ME
05. B.o.B f/ Hayley Williams - AIRPLANES
04. Kevin Rudolf f/ Cash Money Heroes - I MADE IT
03. Ke$ha - YOUR LOVE IS MY DRUG
02. B.o.B f/ Bruno Mars - NOTHIN' ON YOU
01. TAIO CRUZ f/ LUDACRIS - BREAK YOUR HEART
Saturday, May 15, 2010
OH EM GEE, A NEW BLOG! May 15 & 16
Yes, my apologies for the last 2 weeks. I could tell you "oh life was SO busy", and in some aspects it is true, but in reality, I just didn't type the thing.
Mary cried.
But rejoice at last, cause this Saturday morning, I am up off of my lazy keester, and here we go....
BOWERSOX FEVER IN OHIO
American Idol hopeful and top 3 finalist CRYSTAL BOWERSOX has put the tiny town of Elliston, Ohio on the map. As anyone who has ever seen IDOL knows, as you get to the top 3, they have a big homecoming celebration in your hometown. Elliston is just a few miles outside of Toledo, and yesterday was HOMECOMING day for Crystal in Toledo!
It was a whirlwind day of TV and radio visits, an appearance at an AT&T store where Crystal got a text from Ellen saying she'll perform a Paul McCartney song on the show this week...a parade downtown, mini concerts...even an event called BOWERSTOCK at the Ottawa County Fairgrounds...good lord!!
You'll see it all on TV this week, Idol airs Tuesday and Wednesday nights of course. My friends at the radio station up there also presented her with a VELVET Ryan Seacrap painting, so perhaps you'll see Crystal give that to him this week!
Q92 fans Jessica and Deb from Holmes County are huge Crystal'ites and made the trip up to see her yesterday!
Some pics...courtesy of Deb and Jessica, WTVG, and WVKS.
SPEAKING OF IDOL....
Before appearing on "American Idol", every contestant must sign a contract that, among other things, forbids them from SLEEPING WITH ONE OF THE JUDGES.
Seriously.
TMZ obtained a copy of the contract, and it has a clause that reads: "Neither I, nor any members of my family or my friends, will enter into any personal, social, business, and / or financial relationships with any of the judges, host[s], (the weird brother can't sleep with Seacrap) [and / or] guest stars."
So for example, if a contestant and a judge wanted to get it on, they'd have to wait until six months AFTER the show ended, according to the contract.
If a contestant DID violate that rule, they'd be booted from the competition. And if it was discovered after the fact, or happened in that six-month window after the show, the contestant would forfeit any prize money they won.
It's unclear if they'd also lose their record deal...but they probably would.
DID YOU MAKE OUT WITH JENNY MAC??
So the newly single JENNY MCCARTHY was spotted a week ago in a Vegas nightclub, swapping spit with someone...The rumor is true: JENNY MCCARTHY *did* make out with a guy while partying in Las Vegas. So who was he? JENNY DOESN'T KNOW.
She explained on Twitter "Yes, I kissed a mystery man in Vegas. Everyone wants to know who he is or what his name is...So would I. Lol."
In other words, you can just be a random guy and make out with Jenny McCarthy!!! Of course, you have to be in the right place at the right time. And you should probably be supremely hot. Or hysterically funny. Or filthy rich.
QUOTEABLE
"Magazines have told me in the past, 'We don't want you on the cover. You're not pretty enough.' And that's okay. I'm unique...and I dig it."
-Pink, in the new issue of COSMO, on sale now.
AVRIL LAVIGNE...SHE'S STILL RELEVANT?!
Yeah, I suppose there are still AVRIL fans among us. Anyone still rockin' a skinny tie?! She and boyfriend BRODY JENNER supposedly got matching F-WORD TATTOOS. RadarOnline.com claims they each got the F-bomb on their ribs.
A source says that when they walked into the tattoo parlor,"They were laughing and said they had not slept in two days. They were completely, utterly out of it. Neither of them seemed to stop and think about what they were doing, it was just one big laugh."
We haven't seen any pictures yet, so we don't have any actual proof that it happened.
NEW XTINA!!!
Another new CHRISTINA AGUILERA song has hit the Internet. This one's called "Woo Hoo"...and it also features rapper NICKI MINAJ. (The "off the top as bestest" female rapper in "Bedrock")
http://perezhilton.com/2010-05-08-new-xtina
Christina's new album, "Bionic", hits stores on June 8th.
MILEY GROWS UP...
MILEY CYRUS is now officially in "adult" mode.
She has unveiled the cover art for her upcoming "Can't Be Tamed" album...and it features her showing off her bare stomach...with her hand gripping her belt.
Take a look, plus a shot from her video...
I still hate Miley...she annoys the crap outta me, BUT "Can't Be Tamed" is a damn good single, and I think she needs this to move into a more adult image. Still think she'll "Britney out" and go off the deep end :)
DON'T PULL *THAT* MUSCLE!
This survey took place in the UK, and we don't really know if the results would be the same here. But we'd be very interested to find out...
According to a new survey, ONE in THREE people have suffered a sex-related injury. And 5% say they were injured so severely that they had to take time off work.
The three most common sex-related injuries are:
#1.) Pulled muscles
#2.) Injured backs
#3.) And carpet burns
2% of people admit they've broken a bone having wild sex. No, not THAT bone. Or maybe. We don't really know. Oof!
ONE in TEN people say they've fallen off the bed while having sex, while ONE in 50 admit they've fallen off the washing machine while doing the nasty.
Overall, the most dangerous place to have sex is on the sofa, followed by on the stairs, the car, in the shower, and in the bedroom.
KATY PERRY? #1 ON THE MAXIM HOT 100? REALLY!?!
I'm not saying Katy isn't hot, because she certainly is. But she's NOT #1! Sorry, Maxim, you got it WRONG this year. Here's their top 10:
#1.) KATY PERRY
#2.) BROOKLYN DECKER (She was the cover girl for this year's "Sports Illustrated" swimsuit issue.)
#3.) ZOE SALDANA
#4.) BLAKE LIVELY
#5.) MEGAN FOX
#6.) RIHANNA
#7.) ELISABETTA CANALIS (George Clooney's Italian girlfriend.)
#8.) OLIVIA MUNN
#9.) KIM KARDASHIAN
#10.) MARISA MILLER
Check out the complete list here...
http://www.maxim.com/girls/articles/90539/2010-hot-100.html
JT *MAY* BE ON SNL TONIGHT!
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE has made several AWESOME cameo appearances on "Saturday Night Live"...and word has it, he's taped another one, which will air on the season finale this weekend.
Since it was supposedly pre-taped, it could be another "Digital Short"...like "Dick in a Box" and "Motherlover"...but we don't know for sure.
TOURS:
LADY GAGA
She's announced more new dates for her MONSTER BALL tour, however no new Cleveland show. BUT, more could be added later!
CHRISTINA AGUILERA
She's announced 20 dates...again, no Cleveland stop, BUT she will play her hometown of Pittsburgh: August 03 – Pittsburgh, PA – First Niagara Pavilion
More dates could be coming for her as well!
MAROON 5
Also announced some dates to go along with their new album which hits in September...and they aren't coming here either! What the hell is up with all the shows skipping us?!
ADAM LAMBERT
OK, Lambert IS coming, and he's bringing Idol alumnus and Q92 friend ALLISON IRAHETA with him. July 6th at the Allen Theatre at Playhouse Square, and tix went on sale this morning!
SPEAKING OF MAROON 5...
LADY ANTEBELLUM did some guest vocals on the upcoming album from them. They performed on the song "Out Of Goodbyes". It's one of the tracks on Maroon 5's new album "Hands All Over", which drops September 21st.
TAYLOR SWIFT...
...will put finishing touches on her new stuff this summer. What'll it feature songs about? Taylor says "What do you think. Boys and love."
STUPID GENDER STEREOTYPES THAT SCIENCE SAYS ARE TRUE...
And I'll admit, I LOVE the first one because it amazes me how women generally can't get places without a GPS!
Here are four gender stereotypes that actually ARE backed up by science:
#1.) Women can't drive: It's not your fault, ladies. It's just that your brains aren't wired to process north-and-south navigational directions as well as the male brain.
And studies have also found that the female brain has more trouble orienting itself in three-dimensional spaces. Spaces like...you know...the real world.
#2.) Guys are filthy slobs: Physically, there's no difference between the noses of men and women, and they both have the same number of receptors. But women devote a bigger chunk of their brains to processing scents, which gives them a better sense of smell than men.
#3.) Women are wimps: This is the point where every woman who's ever lived chimes in to point out that women experience childbirth, which is way more painful than anything a man could ever endure.
But that's only because when they're pregnant or have just given birth, women are loaded up with endorphins and a cocktail of other natural chemicals to help them handle the pain.
In general, though, women have more pain receptors in their skin, and less of a protein called GIRK2 that affects their pain threshold. In other words, women are bigger wimps...but only because they actually experience more pain than men.
#4.) Women can't hold their liquor: You probably think it's because women tend to be smaller physically than men, but that's NOT the reason they're lightweights...at least not entirely. It has to do with the water-to-fat ratios of their bodies.
See, men are made up of about 61% water, while for women it's just 52%. Which may not seem like a big deal, but it's as if every drink a guy has is 9% more watered down than every drink a woman has.
And the male liver also produces more of the enzyme that breaks down alcohol, which causes guys to get a buzz slower, and to sober up faster.
SEE?! You got edumuhcated today!!
IS BRITNEY SANS PANTIES??
Judge for yourself, courtesy of X17Online (a pretty good gossip site)
http://x17online.com/gallery/view_gallery.php?gallery=spearsbruise051010_X17&index=18
OLD SCHOOL HOTNESS
Former "Wonder Years" actress DANICA MCKELLAR shot some sexy lingerie photos for the June issue of "Maxim" magazine.
In addition to revealing a lot of skin, Danica also reveals that she held onto her most precious womanly gift for quite some time. We don't know what lucky guy she ultimately gave it to...but we do know he wasn't a "Wonder Years" fan.
Danica says, "I've always been really cautious about guys who have a Winnie Cooper fantasy, and I'm so glad about that. I mean, I can count on one hand the guys I've been with. It was really challenging, but I never gave it up too soon, if you know what I mean."
Danica has been married just over a year to a composer named Mike Verta. They're expecting their first child in the fall. Here are a few of those lingerie pics...
FASCINATING STATS ON WOMEN AND THEIR EX'S...
Next month's issue of "Glamour" magazine includes an article about breakups. The idea is to see how your "breakup craziness" compares to the post-breakup insanity of other women. Check it out:
88% of women admit they've Googled an ex to see what he's up to, and 19% say they've gotten "a little obsessed" with an ex.
64% say they've managed to stay friends with an ex. And 46% have even "friended" an ex on Facebook.
35% say they still have an ex-boyfriend's phone number.
54% admit they've had sexual fantasies about an ex.
46% say they've had sex with an ex-boyfriend after breaking up...but it was a bad idea. While another 6% say they did it with an ex, and see no problem with it.
15% admit they've accidentally called a new boyfriend by an ex's name. And 2% say it happened while the new guy was giving them the business.
Overall, 32% of women say they're still IN LOVE with an ex-boyfriend.
KATE HUDSON vs. CAMERON DIAZ...IT'S ON!!!
People, IT'S ON!!! between KATE HUDSON and CAMERON DIAZ. And it's all about A-ROD.
Kate is NOT happy that Cameron is nailing her ex...mainly because she thinks she's doing it for REVENGE.
Supposedly, Kate let JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE lay one down on her back in January of 2007...literally TWO DAYS after Justin and Cameron broke up.
A so-called "source" says, "Kate thinks it's payback, pure and simple."
Whether it's payback or not, Cameron is mad that Kate's mad at her. Another source says, "Cameron was actually in a serious long-term relationship with Justin.
"She thinks it's a joke Kate would be mad. Kate is only upset because she hates being single."
NBC NEXT FALL...
...will be "Law & Order"-less. 20 seasons. Finale, May 24th
MY K-MONEY HAS A NEW VIDEO...
KE$HA has unleashed the video for "Your Love Is My Drug".
Here's Billboard.com's synopsis of it, which I found amusing:
"Ke$ha wakes up in the desert after a surely 'shroom-fueled romp with her man and goes psychedelic on us. She rides an elephant and prowls in the sand with a tiger's head...then steers a canoe to nowhere with [the guy], the couple's style is inspired by Kate Hudson and the Black Crowes' Chris Robinson, no doubt.
"Cartoon crabs, ocotpi and mermaids soon take over the screen, in a clear nod to the Beatles' tripped-out classic, 'Yellow Submarine'.
"[And Ke$ha rocks] tribal, glow-in-the-dark body paint...and she's got a giant snake wrapped around her body for added measure."
You know you wanna watch!
http://www.keshasparty.com/us/news/your-love-my-drug-video-premiere
That is all. Mary is happy. And I hope you are too. GORGEOUS weekend, go enjoy it! IYAZ MAY 27TH at The Pub...listen to get in!!!!!
Mary cried.
But rejoice at last, cause this Saturday morning, I am up off of my lazy keester, and here we go....
BOWERSOX FEVER IN OHIO
American Idol hopeful and top 3 finalist CRYSTAL BOWERSOX has put the tiny town of Elliston, Ohio on the map. As anyone who has ever seen IDOL knows, as you get to the top 3, they have a big homecoming celebration in your hometown. Elliston is just a few miles outside of Toledo, and yesterday was HOMECOMING day for Crystal in Toledo!
It was a whirlwind day of TV and radio visits, an appearance at an AT&T store where Crystal got a text from Ellen saying she'll perform a Paul McCartney song on the show this week...a parade downtown, mini concerts...even an event called BOWERSTOCK at the Ottawa County Fairgrounds...good lord!!
You'll see it all on TV this week, Idol airs Tuesday and Wednesday nights of course. My friends at the radio station up there also presented her with a VELVET Ryan Seacrap painting, so perhaps you'll see Crystal give that to him this week!
Q92 fans Jessica and Deb from Holmes County are huge Crystal'ites and made the trip up to see her yesterday!
Some pics...courtesy of Deb and Jessica, WTVG, and WVKS.
SPEAKING OF IDOL....
Before appearing on "American Idol", every contestant must sign a contract that, among other things, forbids them from SLEEPING WITH ONE OF THE JUDGES.
Seriously.
TMZ obtained a copy of the contract, and it has a clause that reads: "Neither I, nor any members of my family or my friends, will enter into any personal, social, business, and / or financial relationships with any of the judges, host[s], (the weird brother can't sleep with Seacrap) [and / or] guest stars."
So for example, if a contestant and a judge wanted to get it on, they'd have to wait until six months AFTER the show ended, according to the contract.
If a contestant DID violate that rule, they'd be booted from the competition. And if it was discovered after the fact, or happened in that six-month window after the show, the contestant would forfeit any prize money they won.
It's unclear if they'd also lose their record deal...but they probably would.
DID YOU MAKE OUT WITH JENNY MAC??
So the newly single JENNY MCCARTHY was spotted a week ago in a Vegas nightclub, swapping spit with someone...The rumor is true: JENNY MCCARTHY *did* make out with a guy while partying in Las Vegas. So who was he? JENNY DOESN'T KNOW.
She explained on Twitter "Yes, I kissed a mystery man in Vegas. Everyone wants to know who he is or what his name is...So would I. Lol."
In other words, you can just be a random guy and make out with Jenny McCarthy!!! Of course, you have to be in the right place at the right time. And you should probably be supremely hot. Or hysterically funny. Or filthy rich.
QUOTEABLE
"Magazines have told me in the past, 'We don't want you on the cover. You're not pretty enough.' And that's okay. I'm unique...and I dig it."
-Pink, in the new issue of COSMO, on sale now.
AVRIL LAVIGNE...SHE'S STILL RELEVANT?!
Yeah, I suppose there are still AVRIL fans among us. Anyone still rockin' a skinny tie?! She and boyfriend BRODY JENNER supposedly got matching F-WORD TATTOOS. RadarOnline.com claims they each got the F-bomb on their ribs.
A source says that when they walked into the tattoo parlor,"They were laughing and said they had not slept in two days. They were completely, utterly out of it. Neither of them seemed to stop and think about what they were doing, it was just one big laugh."
We haven't seen any pictures yet, so we don't have any actual proof that it happened.
NEW XTINA!!!
Another new CHRISTINA AGUILERA song has hit the Internet. This one's called "Woo Hoo"...and it also features rapper NICKI MINAJ. (The "off the top as bestest" female rapper in "Bedrock")
http://perezhilton.com/2010-05-08-new-xtina
Christina's new album, "Bionic", hits stores on June 8th.
MILEY GROWS UP...
MILEY CYRUS is now officially in "adult" mode.
She has unveiled the cover art for her upcoming "Can't Be Tamed" album...and it features her showing off her bare stomach...with her hand gripping her belt.
Take a look, plus a shot from her video...
I still hate Miley...she annoys the crap outta me, BUT "Can't Be Tamed" is a damn good single, and I think she needs this to move into a more adult image. Still think she'll "Britney out" and go off the deep end :)
DON'T PULL *THAT* MUSCLE!
This survey took place in the UK, and we don't really know if the results would be the same here. But we'd be very interested to find out...
According to a new survey, ONE in THREE people have suffered a sex-related injury. And 5% say they were injured so severely that they had to take time off work.
The three most common sex-related injuries are:
#1.) Pulled muscles
#2.) Injured backs
#3.) And carpet burns
2% of people admit they've broken a bone having wild sex. No, not THAT bone. Or maybe. We don't really know. Oof!
ONE in TEN people say they've fallen off the bed while having sex, while ONE in 50 admit they've fallen off the washing machine while doing the nasty.
Overall, the most dangerous place to have sex is on the sofa, followed by on the stairs, the car, in the shower, and in the bedroom.
KATY PERRY? #1 ON THE MAXIM HOT 100? REALLY!?!
I'm not saying Katy isn't hot, because she certainly is. But she's NOT #1! Sorry, Maxim, you got it WRONG this year. Here's their top 10:
#1.) KATY PERRY
#2.) BROOKLYN DECKER (She was the cover girl for this year's "Sports Illustrated" swimsuit issue.)
#3.) ZOE SALDANA
#4.) BLAKE LIVELY
#5.) MEGAN FOX
#6.) RIHANNA
#7.) ELISABETTA CANALIS (George Clooney's Italian girlfriend.)
#8.) OLIVIA MUNN
#9.) KIM KARDASHIAN
#10.) MARISA MILLER
Check out the complete list here...
http://www.maxim.com/girls/articles/90539/2010-hot-100.html
JT *MAY* BE ON SNL TONIGHT!
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE has made several AWESOME cameo appearances on "Saturday Night Live"...and word has it, he's taped another one, which will air on the season finale this weekend.
Since it was supposedly pre-taped, it could be another "Digital Short"...like "Dick in a Box" and "Motherlover"...but we don't know for sure.
TOURS:
LADY GAGA
She's announced more new dates for her MONSTER BALL tour, however no new Cleveland show. BUT, more could be added later!
CHRISTINA AGUILERA
She's announced 20 dates...again, no Cleveland stop, BUT she will play her hometown of Pittsburgh: August 03 – Pittsburgh, PA – First Niagara Pavilion
More dates could be coming for her as well!
MAROON 5
Also announced some dates to go along with their new album which hits in September...and they aren't coming here either! What the hell is up with all the shows skipping us?!
ADAM LAMBERT
OK, Lambert IS coming, and he's bringing Idol alumnus and Q92 friend ALLISON IRAHETA with him. July 6th at the Allen Theatre at Playhouse Square, and tix went on sale this morning!
SPEAKING OF MAROON 5...
LADY ANTEBELLUM did some guest vocals on the upcoming album from them. They performed on the song "Out Of Goodbyes". It's one of the tracks on Maroon 5's new album "Hands All Over", which drops September 21st.
TAYLOR SWIFT...
...will put finishing touches on her new stuff this summer. What'll it feature songs about? Taylor says "What do you think. Boys and love."
STUPID GENDER STEREOTYPES THAT SCIENCE SAYS ARE TRUE...
And I'll admit, I LOVE the first one because it amazes me how women generally can't get places without a GPS!
Here are four gender stereotypes that actually ARE backed up by science:
#1.) Women can't drive: It's not your fault, ladies. It's just that your brains aren't wired to process north-and-south navigational directions as well as the male brain.
And studies have also found that the female brain has more trouble orienting itself in three-dimensional spaces. Spaces like...you know...the real world.
#2.) Guys are filthy slobs: Physically, there's no difference between the noses of men and women, and they both have the same number of receptors. But women devote a bigger chunk of their brains to processing scents, which gives them a better sense of smell than men.
#3.) Women are wimps: This is the point where every woman who's ever lived chimes in to point out that women experience childbirth, which is way more painful than anything a man could ever endure.
But that's only because when they're pregnant or have just given birth, women are loaded up with endorphins and a cocktail of other natural chemicals to help them handle the pain.
In general, though, women have more pain receptors in their skin, and less of a protein called GIRK2 that affects their pain threshold. In other words, women are bigger wimps...but only because they actually experience more pain than men.
#4.) Women can't hold their liquor: You probably think it's because women tend to be smaller physically than men, but that's NOT the reason they're lightweights...at least not entirely. It has to do with the water-to-fat ratios of their bodies.
See, men are made up of about 61% water, while for women it's just 52%. Which may not seem like a big deal, but it's as if every drink a guy has is 9% more watered down than every drink a woman has.
And the male liver also produces more of the enzyme that breaks down alcohol, which causes guys to get a buzz slower, and to sober up faster.
SEE?! You got edumuhcated today!!
IS BRITNEY SANS PANTIES??
Judge for yourself, courtesy of X17Online (a pretty good gossip site)
http://x17online.com/gallery/view_gallery.php?gallery=spearsbruise051010_X17&index=18
OLD SCHOOL HOTNESS
Former "Wonder Years" actress DANICA MCKELLAR shot some sexy lingerie photos for the June issue of "Maxim" magazine.
In addition to revealing a lot of skin, Danica also reveals that she held onto her most precious womanly gift for quite some time. We don't know what lucky guy she ultimately gave it to...but we do know he wasn't a "Wonder Years" fan.
Danica says, "I've always been really cautious about guys who have a Winnie Cooper fantasy, and I'm so glad about that. I mean, I can count on one hand the guys I've been with. It was really challenging, but I never gave it up too soon, if you know what I mean."
Danica has been married just over a year to a composer named Mike Verta. They're expecting their first child in the fall. Here are a few of those lingerie pics...
FASCINATING STATS ON WOMEN AND THEIR EX'S...
Next month's issue of "Glamour" magazine includes an article about breakups. The idea is to see how your "breakup craziness" compares to the post-breakup insanity of other women. Check it out:
88% of women admit they've Googled an ex to see what he's up to, and 19% say they've gotten "a little obsessed" with an ex.
64% say they've managed to stay friends with an ex. And 46% have even "friended" an ex on Facebook.
35% say they still have an ex-boyfriend's phone number.
54% admit they've had sexual fantasies about an ex.
46% say they've had sex with an ex-boyfriend after breaking up...but it was a bad idea. While another 6% say they did it with an ex, and see no problem with it.
15% admit they've accidentally called a new boyfriend by an ex's name. And 2% say it happened while the new guy was giving them the business.
Overall, 32% of women say they're still IN LOVE with an ex-boyfriend.
KATE HUDSON vs. CAMERON DIAZ...IT'S ON!!!
People, IT'S ON!!! between KATE HUDSON and CAMERON DIAZ. And it's all about A-ROD.
Kate is NOT happy that Cameron is nailing her ex...mainly because she thinks she's doing it for REVENGE.
Supposedly, Kate let JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE lay one down on her back in January of 2007...literally TWO DAYS after Justin and Cameron broke up.
A so-called "source" says, "Kate thinks it's payback, pure and simple."
Whether it's payback or not, Cameron is mad that Kate's mad at her. Another source says, "Cameron was actually in a serious long-term relationship with Justin.
"She thinks it's a joke Kate would be mad. Kate is only upset because she hates being single."
NBC NEXT FALL...
...will be "Law & Order"-less. 20 seasons. Finale, May 24th
MY K-MONEY HAS A NEW VIDEO...
KE$HA has unleashed the video for "Your Love Is My Drug".
Here's Billboard.com's synopsis of it, which I found amusing:
"Ke$ha wakes up in the desert after a surely 'shroom-fueled romp with her man and goes psychedelic on us. She rides an elephant and prowls in the sand with a tiger's head...then steers a canoe to nowhere with [the guy], the couple's style is inspired by Kate Hudson and the Black Crowes' Chris Robinson, no doubt.
"Cartoon crabs, ocotpi and mermaids soon take over the screen, in a clear nod to the Beatles' tripped-out classic, 'Yellow Submarine'.
"[And Ke$ha rocks] tribal, glow-in-the-dark body paint...and she's got a giant snake wrapped around her body for added measure."
You know you wanna watch!
http://www.keshasparty.com/us/news/your-love-my-drug-video-premiere
That is all. Mary is happy. And I hope you are too. GORGEOUS weekend, go enjoy it! IYAZ MAY 27TH at The Pub...listen to get in!!!!!
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