Good morning/afternoon/evening, Happy Saturday/Sunday/Monday...not sure when you may be reading this, but whenever it is, I hope the day is treating you well! Memorial Day weekend, hopefully you spend some time outdoors, with friends and family...and let's not forget the reason we celebrate Memorial Day in the first place. A salute to the men and women serving our country from afar. Cheers to you!
Here's some shtuff!
SEX TAPE-AGE...
All the talk lately has been about the KENDRA WILKINSON sex tape. Well, up-and-coming bisexual female rapper NICKI MINAJ might be the next celebrity with a leaked sex tape. At least that's the rumor going around. There's no word if she's with a man, a woman...or perhaps BOTH.
SCREAM 4 IS COMING...
Are you excited about this? Haven't we been thru this enough already? Yes, they were funny, but I think we might be over-doing it. Anyway, ASHLEY GREENE and HAYDEN PANETTIERE will most likely star in "Scream 4".
Ashley...who plays Alice Cullen in the "Twilight" movies...has been offered the lead role in "Scream 4". She'll play the cousin of NEVE CAMPBELL'S character, Sidney Prescott. Hayden Hottiepants will play her best friend.
Ashley's character is being groomed as the star of the franchise from here on out. RORY CULKIN is in negotiations to play Ashley's love interest...and LAKE BELL will play a cop who knew Sidney in high school.
Neve Campbell, COURTENEY COX and DAVID ARQUETTE are all returning from the original "Scream" trilogy.
"Scream 4" is due out next April.
LADY A TOUR...
LADY ANTEBELLUM will launch their first full-scale headline tour...which they're calling "Need You Now 2010"...in September. DAVID NAIL will be the opener. Dates and details are still being finalized.
We do know they'll be at Blossom for an August 5th show w/ Tim McGraw, plus at the Muskingum County Fair down in Zanesville on August 20th!
WHY *IS* IT ANNOYING?
This is a flat-out funny story, and shows you what those rich kids at Cornell are up to!
There's nothing more annoying than when you're out in public, and some loudmouth is sitting next to you talking on his cell phone. Now, researchers at Cornell University think they know WHY it's so annoying.
They say it's because only hearing half a conversation requires more attention and concentration than when two people are talking, which is draining. And it's also harder to divert our attention away from conversations where we only hear one side.
Put another way, hearing only half a conversation feels like WORK that's been thrust upon you by a random stranger.
People are straining to wonder what the OTHER person might be saying/what the conversation is about/etc...LOL, funny!
A woman named Lauren Emberson co-led the study. She says, "We have less control to move away our attention from half a conversation than when listening to a dialogue.
"Since 'halfalogues' really are more distracting and you can't tune them out, this could explain why people are irritated...When you hear half of a conversation, you get less information and you can't predict as well. It requires more attention."
According to the researchers, overhearing cell phone conversations can make it more difficult to do lots of stuff in our daily lives, including driving.
That means if a passenger in your car is chatting on their cell phone, it actually makes it more difficult for you to concentrate on the road.
XTINA SCRAPS TOUR...
CHRISTINA AGUILERA has scrapped her summer tour.
The dates, which were just announced two weeks ago, stretched from July 15th in Uncasville, Connecticut, through August 19th in Irvine, California.
As usual, there will be a lot of speculation that the tour was canceled because of disappointing ticket sales, but naturally, Christina's people say that's not the case.
Her spokesperson issued a statement saying, "Christina Aguilera's summer tour has been moved to 2011 due to prior commitments that the singer had made to her film, 'Burlesque', and to the promotion of her new album, 'Bionic'.
"[She] felt she needed more time to rehearse the show and with less than a month between the album release and tour date this wasn't possible."
"Bionic" hits stores on June 8th...and "Burlesque" hits theaters in November.)
The makeup dates should be announced later this year.
Christina has echoed that sentiment in an open letter to her fans, which was posted on her website.
She says, "I made the decision to move my summer tour and I am truly sorry to those of you who had purchased tickets and have been disappointed by the news. Immediately after wrapping production on [my upcoming movie] 'Burlesque', I went directly back into the studio and then quickly started the promotional process for [my album] 'Bionic'.
"With both the album press and film press, I am booked the entire summer and need time to focus on the work at hand. After reviewing the schedule with my team, I realized there was not enough time to put together and rehearse for a proper show, one that is at the caliber you expect from me or at the level I would present to my fans.
"In addition, my album has not even been released as yet, and I would like for you all to become familiar with the music before you hear it live on tour. Again, I am sorry to have to move the dates but I promise to come see you when the time is right!"
Lemme tell you, I've seen Christina live, and its a GOOD SHOW!
OH, BTW....
Lee Dewyze won Idol. Cause the women voted with something other than their ears. But that's alright. CRYSTAL will have more creative freedom to do her own thing no! TEAM CRYSTAL!! OHIO BABY!!!
Crystal is also single. She revealed Thursday that she and her boyfriend, Tony, broke up just before the final performance show on Tuesday night. And it was mutual.
She said, "[My boyfriend] Tony, he went home. He wasn't cool with the lifestyle. We're both logical, grown adults. He's a small town guy and it's fine. But I'm a small town girl but I want this. I want this more than anything...this career, this lifestyle. I didn't think he was up for it. He didn't think he was up for it."
WHERE WAS DAVID COOK? ADAM LAMBERT?
I got the question several times wondering why DAVID COOK wasn't among the Idol winners to be on stage at the finale. Well, here's the scoop: David wasn't able to attend because he had already committed to a cancer charity event in his hometown of Kansas City. Daughtry was also in Kansas City, for an unrelated reason. He had a gig there that night.
And Adam says he wasn't asked to perform...however, he was invited to be in the audience. He turned it down though, because he's preparing for his summer tour. That kicks off this week.
BACK IN THE DAY MUSIC NEWS: DR. DRE
DR. DRE has been working on "Detox" for almost a decade now...and he's been announcing release dates for it for six years...so it's hard to know how serious he is when he talks about when it's coming out.
Here's the latest: In a new interview Dre says we can expect "Detox", "Hopefully at the beginning of fall."
Two things: One, notice that he did NOT give an exact release date...and two, notice that he used the word "HOPEFULLY." These things mean that you should NOT get your hopes up. In fact, just disregard this completely.
BACK IN THE DAY MUSIC NEWS: EMINEM
A track list for EMINEM'S new album, "Recovery", has been released...and it sounds like it'll feature a pretty impressive list of guest stars. (The album drops on June 22nd.)
According to RapRadar.com, the list includes LIL WAYNE, RIHANNA and PINK. Here's the link to the track list...
http://rapradar.com/2010/05/27/eminem-recovery-tracklist/
IN PUBLIC?
Most guys like to think of themselves as carefree and adventurous...the kind of guy who's totally cool having sex in public. But the truth is, a lot of us have a tendency to over-think things. And some of us are just flat-out neurotic.
So if you're thinking of getting busy outside over the long Memorial Day weekend, here are four things guys worry about when having sex in public:
#1.) Other people: Yes, the thrill of getting caught is what makes sex in public so exciting. But if you actually do get caught, it's not so much thrilling, as it is horrifying and embarrassing.
And what if it's a kid that sees you? Or a pervert? There's nothing sexy about that.
#2.) Performance anxiety: In private, lots of things can be done to get everyone where they want to be. But when you're doing the nasty in public, the pressure to perform is really on the guy.
He's got to be quick...but not too quick...and he's got to be good. But it's tough to focus on technique when you're constantly looking over your shoulder to make sure no one's watching.
#3.) Poor planning: Obviously, sex in public is a spontaneous act. You do it because the timing's right, and you want someone right then and there. That's what's so hot about it. But it also increases the chances things will go really wrong. Like being caught by the police. So, don't be like Rob :)
Or if you get caught trying to join the Mile High Club. You might finish the flight in plastic cuffs, and get turned over to the cops. And if things go REALLY wrong, you could find yourself on a sex offender registry.
The point is, without a proper plan, you could seriously screw up your life.
#4.) Finishing: When you reach the end of doing the nasty, you're completely vulnerable. And once you're there, there's no way to stop it. That's a problem, especially if it coincides with the exact moment when someone discovers you.
Plus, there are only so many people who should ever have to see the look on your face when you're finishing. Do you really want to subject the rest of the world to your O-face? I didn't think so.
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