WICKED WEDNESDAY

Happy Wednesday...finally a few days off for me, back on the air Friday from 3-7pm...

Kristin was hating on me yesterday, saying that I know more about gossip than any man she's ever met. Yeah? Well you LOVE it and you know it...hater!
Here's some shtuff...







NE-YO IS GAY? "APPARENTLY"
"There's this whole gay thing that keeps following me around. Apparently, I'm gay. Pretty much anybody that sings and has a penis is gay."

R&B stud NE-YO...who adds, "I guess it's because I never shot a person or talked about shooting a person or had a desire to shoot a person that I'm gay."








"NOW THAT SHE'S BACK IN THE ATMOSPHERE..."
Yesterday, I told you how Train's 2001 smash "Drops Of Jupiter" was a bond between CHARLIE SHEEN and one of the children he has with DENISE RICHARDS. And apparently Brookie has quite a problem with that.
Well, having it be part of a high-profile domestic violence case may not be the best way to get your song back into people's heads. But Train singer PATRICK MONAHAN is trying to make the best of it.

He Tweeted, "I'm pretty sure that 'Drops of Jupiter' is a positive part of Charlie Sheen and his daughter's relationship. Just gonna look at it that way."








BRIT BRIT DOES GLEE GLEE
A while back, we heard that "Glee" would be doing a BRITNEY SPEARS-themed episode this season...and now, the show's creator, Ryan Murphy, has confirmed that Britney herself will guest star. (There's no airdate yet.)

In an interview with a California radio show, Murphy announced, "Britney will 100% be on the episode, which is exciting. She's going to come and join us and do a couple scenes."

He also said that he's not sure if she'll be playing herself...and that, contrary to rumors, they will not be mocking Britney's infamous HEAD-SHAVING stunt.

(There was some talk on the net that Matthew Morrison...or his character, with the help of a body double...would shave his head.)

Murphy said, "That is false. […] The Britney episode is so reverential about her, and it's so kind and it's about her music. It's not about her personal life. […] So that's not true. We're handling Britney with kid gloves."

You have to wonder if the head-shaving thing was nixed after they got Britney to appear on the show, or if it truly was never part of the plan in the first place.

Murphy is also hoping to do something big for "Glee's" post-Super Bowl spot...but nothing has been set yet. He said he'd love to do a show with music by PRINCE, THE BEATLES or MICHAEL JACKSON...but those are still long-shots for now.








TOP LATE-NIGHTERS...
Using data from PeekScore, a company that, "measures online digital footprints"...here's a list of The Most Popular Late-Night Comedians on the Web.

PeekScore says their data measures, "blogging, participation in social networks, the number of your friends, followers, or readers, the amount of web content you create and your prominence in the news."

And interestingly enough, JIMMY FALLON came in at #1. Jimmy has 2.7 million Twitter followers, and he has an active and (apparently) popular blog.

CONAN O'BRIEN...whose TBS show debuts in November...came in second. Here's how the ranking breaks down:


#1.) JIMMY FALLON
#2.) CONAN O'BRIEN
#3.) CHELSEA HANDLER
#4.) STEPHEN COLBERT
#5.) DAVID LETTERMAN
#6.) JAY LENO
#7.) GEORGE LOPEZ
#8.) CRAIG FERGUSON
#9.) BILL MAHER
#10.) JON STEWART
#11.) GREG GUTFELD...he's the host of "Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld" on Fox News.
#12.) JIMMY KIMMEL
#13.) CARSON DALY
#14.) MO'NIQUE...she's the host of "The Mo'Nique Show" on BET
#15.) TAVIS SMILEY...he's the host of "Tavis Smiley" on PBS.
#16.) CRAIG KILBORN...he's now the host of "The Kilborn File", which airs on Fox. It just premiered on June 28th, but it doesn't air in all markets. Like here. I don't see it on Fox 8's schedule.








KANYE TO PERFORM AT VMA's...
KANYE WEST will return to the "MTV Video Music Awards" next month...according to "Us" magazine.
Supposedly, he'll be PERFORMING, but MTV hasn't confirmed that yet. I wonder if he'll perform "Single Ladies"? No?
This year's "VMAs" will air on September 12th.

OK...we're all thinking the same thing. How COOL would it be if they had Taylor come out and INTERRUPT Kanye's performance??? That's almost TOO predictable though!
But then, maybe they could team up for something...like a duet.






KN-KN-KN-KNOW WHA-WHAT'S YOUR FAN-TA-TA-SEEE...
Don't get jealous...but the next time you're having sex with someone, there's a decent chance they're not thinking about you...they're fantasizing about a FRIEND.

According to a new survey, when people are having relations, if they're not thinking about the person they're with...the most common person they're fantasizing about is a GOOD FRIEND.

37.3% of people have fantasized about a friend during sex, making that the number one answer.
35% of people have fantasized about an acquaintance during sex.
34% have fantasized about an ex.
(People could give more than one answer, which is why these add up to more than 100%.)
31.7% have fantasized about a celebrity.
And only 19% have fantasized about a co-worker.

The good news here is that this doesn't mean that the love of your life is planning to cheat on you with a friend, or an acquaintance, or an ex, or a celebrity.
(Although what woman would say no to RYAN REYNOLDS? Or guy to MEGAN FOX? OK she's not top of MY list, but...)

People are just inclined to fantasize about people they're familiar with, because those are the first images that pop into their heads. But odds are, they'd never ACT on those fantasies.







GOT iPHONE? GET ASS!
Good news, iPhone users. Your phone may have TERRIBLE reception, and you may be sidelined with AT&T...but at least you get to use a lot of CONTRAception! (Eh? Eh? HI-YO!!!)

The online dating site OKCupid.com just ran a huge analysis of all of their members' profiles. And for one of their tests, they found all of their users who have smartphones...and analyzed their number of SEXUAL PARTNERS.

What they found: iPhone users have the MOST SEXUAL RELATIONS of any smartphone owners. By a pretty big margin.

The average 30-year-old male iPhone owner has had an even 10 sexual partners. The average 30-year-old female iPhone owner has had MORE...12.3 partners.

BlackBerry owners have the second-most sex. (YES!) The average 30-year-old male BlackBerry owner has had 8.1 sexual partners...for women, it's 8.8.

Android owners have had the fewest. (Ya buncha GEEKS!) For the average 30-year-old male Android owner, it's SIX sexual partners. For women, it's 6.1.

In all three cases, the women averaged more sexual partners than the men.

They used age 30 as a benchmark but, from age 18 all the way through age 40 the difference stays the same...iPhone users have the most sex, then BlackBerry users, then Android users.

The most interesting comparison may be age 18. iPhone users have had an average of almost four sexual partners by that point...BlackBerry users average less than ONE...and Android users average less than 0.5.

What's half a sexual partner? Is that like "just the tip, just to see how it feels"??






That's all I've got...you have a good day!