BEYONCE FORGOTS HER BRA...
And maybe Beyonce with no bra is your thing. I feel it is my duty to share it with you...
MILEY IS A *GREAT* ROLE MODEL IN HER NEW MOVIE...
MILEY CYRUS engages in some pretty wild behavior in her upcoming movie, "LOL: Laughing Out Loud". In the course of the film, Miley's character loses her virginity, smokes pot, gets drunk, kisses a girl AND shows her mother...played by DEMI MOORE...her Brazilian wax.
Demi even has a line where she says, "You're my daughter, and I won't let you turn into a porn star!"
I know, sounds like a cutting edge flick! Uh anyway, in a recent interview with MTV News, however, Demi said that Miley is, "incredibly grounded" and nothing like her character.
Okay, since this is Miley Cyrus we're talking about, I assume there's going to be the usual firestorm of controversy. But I really think we should differentiate here, because this is ACTING. I know, shocking coming from me. For those who don't know, I just LOOOOOVE Miley (sarcasm)
KOL QUOTEABLE...
"We're already plenty rich, we don't need it. We're like thousand-aires, multiple thousands, multiple."
KINGS OF LEON singer CALEB FOLLOWILL...who was talking about how the band didn't feel any pressure to make another hit album to please their suddenly HUGE fan base.
Kings of Leon's next album, "Come Around Sundown", will hit stores on October 19th.
GET READY FOR NEW KANYE...
KANYE WEST has announced...on Twitter, of course...that he's going to drop a new track every weekend from now through Christmas.
He says, "I'm calling it Good Fridays. Yall know every Friday yall gone have a new joint from our family. We look at the game completely different now. It's about the fans. No more holding back."
In addition to the Friday release date, it's probably called "Good Fridays" because Kanye's label is called G.O.O.D. Music. The G.O.O.D. acronym stands for: Getting Out Our Dreams.
Btw, Kanye is performing at the VMA's this year, as are EMINEM and B.o.B!
ABSOLUTE INSANITY...
This story makes me go 'what is WRONG with society!?'
Anyway, earlier this month, 61-year-old Al Stults of Lakewood, Colorado, was at a Safeway grocery store, ordering some chicken at the deli counter.
He says that the woman behind the counter was a, quote, "heavy-set woman." She asked him what kind of chicken he wanted. Al pointed at the chicken breasts and said "I like the large ones." Then he says the woman laughed.
A week later, Al was back at the Safeway deli counter. He saw the same deli clerk working, but when she saw him she walked away. Another clerk took his order, and Al says she was EXTREMELY rude to him.
He went to the manager to complain about the rudeness, but the manger told him that the last time he was in the store, he OFFENDED the deli worker by, quote, "giggling about [her] large breasts."
They argued...the manager called the police on Al (!!!!)...and filed a trespassing complaint. Now, Al is BANNED (!!!) from Safeway for an entire year, and if he goes back, he can be charged with trespassing.
You have GOT to be kidding me?! Someone needs a sense of humor!
WACKY THINGS WE BELIEVE....
#1.) THAT THE SUN REVOLVES AROUND THE EARTH. Hopefully this has gone down in the last ten years, but in a 1999 Gallup poll, 18% of Americans said the Earth was the center of the universe.
In case you're keeping track...Galileo proved that wrong about 400 years ago.
#2.) ONE-THIRD OF AMERICANS BELIEVE IN GHOSTS. That's according to a poll the Associated Press did for Halloween in 2007. One-third of people ALSO said they believed in UFO's, and 19% believed in WITCHCRAFT.
#3.) THAT HUMANS AND DINOSAURS LIVED TOGETHER. We don't have the NATIONWIDE stats on this, but according to a recent survey by the University of Texas, that's what 30% of Texans believe.
#4.) THAT THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX. It's been over 40 years since NASA landed the first man on the moon, and polls consistently show that 6% of Americans still think they faked it.
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