Thursday, August 12, 2010

THE THURSDAY REPORT

Hmm, that sounds official and important, doesn't it?

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Ready for some shhhhhhhhhtuff?








THE BABY NEWS...
I've just decided to somehow make every headline today start with "The". Just so you know. Anyway...ALANIS MORISSETTE didn't waste any time. She just got married in May, and she's already WITH FETUS.

Yesterday morning, she hit up her Twitter account to share the news "Yes, happy news...I'm pregnant. We're so excited to start our family."

This will be the first child for Alanis and her new husband, some white rapper named MARIO "MC SOULEYE" TREADWAY.







THE SCURDY CAT...
ALANIS did one of those 25 Things You Don't Know About Me lists for "Us Weekly"...in which she revealed that she has, quote, "a debilitating fear of moths." (???)
Also, she's never had a cavity. If you're stuck in 1996 and rocking out to your Jagged Little Pill CD at your desk, you can check out the entire list here, should you so desire...
http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic/news/25-things-you-dont-know-about-me-alanis-morissette-201098








THE PRETTY BOY...
RYAN I'M A WEENIE SEACREST and JULIANNE HOUGH took their relationship to another level recently...when Ryan flew to Nashville to meet her extended family at her sister's birthday party.
A so-called "source" says, "Everyone is shocked by how fast things are moving."

Want me to translate that to you?
"Everyone is shocked that Ryan is dating a woman"
There ya go.








THE TATTOO...
RIHANNA has a new neck tattoo. It says "Rebelle Fleur"...which is French for REBEL FLOWER, or something like that. This is really just a perfect opportunity for me to tell you that curly-haired cutie Rihanna circa 2005 is WHERE IT'S AT!

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And an excuse to pull that curly-hair picture back out.

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THE SIMON SUCCESSOR SEARCH...
It sounds like JENNIFER LOPEZ is now OUT of the running to be a judge on "American Idol"...that is, assuming she was even IN the running in the first place.

"People" magazine is reporting that the deal fell apart very late in the game. A "source" says, "Her demands got out of hand. Fox had just had enough."

Obviously, there's no comment from Fox...who never commented on the J-Lo speculation to begin with. None of Jennifer's people are talking either.

But for what it's worth, some site called GossipCop.com...which is probably as reliable as it sounds...wants everyone to hold their horses. They say all the talk about J-Lo being out is, "wildly exaggerated."

Meanwhile, NICK CANNON told the "Hollywood Reporter" that his wife, MARIAH CAREY, is interested in the job.

He said, "She talks about ['Idol']. She says, 'I would love to do that.' She is one of the greatest singers of our time; she would be great.

"I don't know if she has enough time, though...but if they could work with her schedule, I know she would love to do 'Idol'. Let's start the campaign!"

Yeah. Great. More judge rumors. Clearly, executive producer Nigel Lythgoe's desire to "take the spotlight off the bloody judges" is off to a ROARING start.








THE NEW KANYE...
A new KANYE WEST track called "See Me Now" has hit the Internet. It features CHARLIE WILSON and BEYONCÉ...whose "Single Ladies" video is THE best music video of ALL TIME.
You can listen to it at the link below.
http://rapradar.com/2010/08/11/new-music-kanye-west-ft-beyonce-charlie-wilson-see-me-now/

Notice at the end of the song when he says, "Uncle Charlie by the way...and I'm gonna let you finish, but I got Beyoncé on the track." That, obviously, is a reference to his infamous interruption.








THE PI**BURGH STRANGITY...
If you don't know what a FURRY is...well, first off, congratulations. Neither did I. Furries are people who are OBSESSED with stories where animals are like humans...and they like to dress up like animals and try to BECOME them.

44-year-old Gary Matthews of Green Tree, Pennsylvania (a suburb of Pittsitucky), has a RAGING furry obsession. His particular leaning is toward a shaggy dog named Boomer.

Boomer is based off an old NBC show that pretty much everyone else in the world has forgotten. It was called "Here's Boomer" and it lasted for 20 episodes between 1980 and 1982. Boomer was a stray dog who saved people in trouble.

Gary liked Boomer so much that he goes to furry conventions dressed in a full-body Boomer costume. And now he's decided he doesn't want to be Gary Matthews anymore...he wants to truly become Boomer.

So Gary is in the process of trying to legally change his name to...Boomer The Dog.

A judge is deciding whether or not to grant Gary his name change request. By the way, ladies...the "Pittsburgh Post-Gazette" is reporting that Gary is currently SINGLE.

Check out a pic of this wonderful individual...

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THE 'WOAH' MOMENT OF THE DAY...
Don't mean to freak you out here...but there's a one-in-five chance the person you go home to every night is secretly in love with someone else. Ok. Maybe you should be a little freaked out, 'cause those odds are WAY too high.

According to a new survey, 20% of adults in the U.S. in serious relationships and marriages say they're actually in love with someone else. All together, that's almost FIVE MILLION Americans in love with someone OTHER than their significant other.








THE DONALD...
We know DONALD DUCK is kind of a perv...not wearing pants is a pretty definitive sign. But this time, he went too far. 27-year-old April Magolon of Upper Darby, Pennsylvania, says that Donald Duck FONDLED her when she visited Epcot Center.

In May of 2008, April, her kids and her fiancé were at Epcot when a man in a Donald Duck costume allegedly grabbed her breast when she asked for his autograph. She's suing Disney for $50,000 for negligence, battery and infliction of emotional distress. Wonder if she's having Donald dreams? oo lala!

The man in the Donald Duck costume hasn't been identified.








THE KE$HANATOR...
This last weekend KE$HA and her new boyfriend ALEX CARAPETIS (whoever he is) were in Chicago for Lollapolooza...and apparently Miss K Money is a bit of a drama queen!

On Friday the couple headed to the BMF Music Lounge at the Hard Rock Hotel in Chicago and Ke$ha felt the need to try and clear the place out, because, well, I don’t know, she’s such a huge star and she gets mobbed everywhere?

As the night went on, Kesha and Alex were making out hardcore. When someone took a picture of something near the couple, Kesha FUHREAKED out!

A source who was there said, “She started freaking out and yelling at everyone for taking pictures of ‘something near her.’ Literally, no one was paying attention to her or taking pictures anywhere near her. Everyone was just trying to enjoy the party.”

Oh, and her and her new mantoy share the same hair-do!
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THE MILES DOES CEDAR POINT...
I read this the other day but completely forgot to post it up here. I've told you before how miss MILEY CYRUS is in Detroit to film a movie with ASHTON KUTCHER...
Well, the crew took a trip to the North Coast, and Roller Coast last Friday, and hit up CEDAR POINT! Check out this pic of Miley in the front seat of Millenium Force!

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THE WRAP...
See ya tomorrow for a FRIDAY, and I'm back on the radio 3-7pm to start your weekend! Be good.

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