LIKE A G6, LIKE A G6, NOW, NOW-NOW-NOW...

Word.



I WILL NOW MOVE TO NYC...
KIM and KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN have moved to New York City for yet another reality show, just as Kim finds herself SINGLE. And she plans on taking advantage of that fact.

She says, "I'm down for some hookups...I have never really given it a shot to be single. I tried and I tried to play that role but I really wasn't single."









GOD BLESS THE USA THAT MILEY IS PARTYING IN...
I've said it for at LEAST 2 years. The next Britney Spears, ladies and gentlemen. Get ready!! It's getting closer!!
Have MILEY CYRUS' parents, TISH and BILLY RAY, lost control of their daughter?

According to the website HollywoodLife.com, the answer is YES.

A so-called "family friend" says, "At first Tish, got upset when people would tell her her daughter was being wild, but now she's realizing it herself.

"We're concerned for her. She's 17 years old, but is the one who makes the money and calls all the shots in the family. No one tells Miley no. And even if they did, she's so charismatic that she'd convince them to change their minds."

The source adds, "She's a sweet girl at heart, but she's starting to push the envelope. Between the fast-paced lifestyle and her new 'image', everyone is saying that it's just a matter of time before she ends up in trouble.

"We don't want her to be the next Lindsay Lohan, but the odds are against her."

WOOO!!!! Bring on the trainwrecks! The hot mess!






GET READY FOR CONAN!!!
CONAN O'BRIEN has put out another funny promo for his new TBS show, which premieres on November 8th.

It's a spoof of those SEXY, slow-motion, car wash videos...but in his, Conan seductively washes a DESK to DEF LEPPARD'S "Pour Some Sugar on Me".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUus_-DEpTA







NEW PEAS!!!
The BLACK EYED PEAS have announced that their next album will be called "The Beginning"...and that it'll hit stores on November 30th.

The title plays off their last album, "The E.N.D."...although E.N.D. was an abbreviation for "Energy Never Dies".

A while back, WILL.I.AM. said the new disc would be about, "growth, new beginnings and starts, fresh new perspective"...whatever that means.

"The E.N.D." has been certified Double Platinum...and featured three #1 singles: "I Gotta Feeling", "Boom Boom Pow" and "Imma Be", plus "Rock That Body", and "Meet Me Halfway"






NEW P!NK!!!
I linked you up with this FIRST on my Facebook page last night (http://www.facebook.com/robbiemackpage)
PINK will release a compilation album called "Greatest Hits...So Far!!!" on November 16th. It'll include two NEW songs: One is called "Raise Your Glass", and it got released to radio at 6pm last night. It's also streaming on her site for you to check out:
http://ak.pinkspage.com/








DON'T HIT BAMBI!!!
My friends at State Farm just released the odds of driving into a DEER in every state in the country.

The good news: If you're driving through Hawaii, it's not gonna happen. The bad news: If you're driving through West Virginia, there's a VERY high chance it might.

I remember driving thru Southern Ohio a few years ago in November and literally swerving to avoid the deer parts and guts that were strewn about the freeway!
West Virginia has the worst deer collision odds in the country: Drivers there have a one-in-42 chance of hitting a deer. One in FORTY-TWO. (!!!) In comparison, Hawaii has the best odds, at one in 13,011.

Iowa has the second-worst odds, at one in 67. Michigan is third, at one in 70. I've always seen plenty of deer on vacations in Michigan, especially farther north. South Dakota is fourth, at one in 76. And Montana is fifth, at one in 85.

Most of the low-risk states are in the west, where deer are much less common. After Hawaii, Arizona has the second-lowest odds, at one in 1,788.

Nevada has the third-lowest odds, at one in 1,488. California has the fourth-lowest, at one in 1,046. And Florida has the fifth-lowest, at one in 971.

Ohio, we're above average at 1 in 121.
Overall, across the entire country, the average odds you'll get in your car and hit a deer this fall are about one in 183.

The average cost when a car hits a deer is $3,013. And one very lonely Bambi.

I'll put a pic of the map on my facebook, check it out here: www.facebook.com/robbiemackpage







WOULD YOU DATE A JERSEY SHORE GUY?
On their "reality" show, the "Jersey Shore" guys act like studs...but in real life, most women wouldn't want to date them. Or even sleep with them.

In a survey conducted by Wet...which is a LUBRICANT company...80% of women say they would NOT want to sleep with any of the guys on "Jersey Shore". That includes THE SITUATION, DJ PAULY D, RONNIE and VINNY.

So, why wouldn't they? Most women said they couldn't stand the way the "Jersey Shore" men treated the women they brought on the show.

And 60% of men and women said they wouldn't date a cast member...because they'd be EMBARRASSED to introduce them as their significant other to their family and friends.









5 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE SOCIAL NETWORK...
NOTE: There are movie spoilers here, so if you haven't seen it yet and want to, I'd SKIP this story!

#1.) IT'S ONLY *SORT OF* BASED IN REALITY. Facebook wasn't started because Mark Zuckerberg was trying to impress a girl: They made up the part at the beginning of the movie where a girl dumps him. Zuckerberg actually had a girlfriend at the time.

But obviously they had to change that part. Because creating websites just isn't sexy. No one sits around with hot naked chicks writing html code. It's a lonely, isolated, hunched-over-the-keyboard-eating-Slim-Jims experience.

#2.) THE MOVIE FEATURES WRITER AARON SORKIN AT HIS BEST. The script is fast and smart. It's by Aaron Sorkin...the guy who did "The West Wing"...and he's even better here.

#3.) JESSE EISENBERG AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE KICK ASS. Jesse Eisenberg...the kid from "Adventureland" and "Zombieland"...is no longer the poor man's Michael Cera. And Justin Timberlake is so good you'll forget it's him. Like I've said before, there's NOTHING that JT doesn't do well!

#4.) TWO TWINS, ONE ACTOR? There are two rich WASP-y twins in the movie...and they're actually played by the same actor, ARMIE HAMMER, using special effects.

What, there weren't any good twin actors available? Are the twins of Hollywood outraged over this? I bet it's like when a girl dyes her hair red to play Annie, and the redheads freak out. Blood will be spilled!

#5.) YOU HAVE TO SEE IT. It's two hours, but they fly by because the story is so captivating. Yeah, it's overdramatized...but they overdramatize it perfectly.
Check out all 11 things you need to know at 11Points.com...
http://www.11points.com/Movies/11_Points_Review_of_%27The_Social_Network%27








LIL WAYNE IN CONFINEMENT...
LIL WAYNE will serve the last month of his prison sentence in what Rikers officials call, "punitive segregation." Or as we know it...solitary confinement. He'll spend 23 hours a day by himself, separated from the other inmates.

It's his punishment for being caught with "music contraband" earlier this year. He had headphones and a charger for an mp3 player hidden in a potato chip bag in his cell.

Weezy will also have his phone privileges reduced to just one call a week...outside of calls to his lawyer. He also won't be allowed to watch TV, and will have to eat all his meals in his cell.

Wayne will be released on November 4th.







BIGGEST SEX STUDY...EVER!!!!
Researchers at Indiana University's Center for Sexual Health Promotion just released the results of an ENORMOUS sex study. It's actually the largest, most comprehensive American sex study since 1994.

They surveyed 5,865 people, ages 14 to 94, about a ton of sexual topics. The result was 130 pages of charts...which somehow managed to turn the topic of sex into boring math.

After digging through the entire thing to find all the sexiness buried under charts and graphs, here are nine of the most interesting facts from the survey.

#1.) No one touches themselves more frequently than men 25 to 29. In the past month, 68.6% of men that age say they've had their way with themselves.

#2.) No one touches themselves less frequently than women over 70. In the past month, only 11.5% of RANDY female senior citizens have molested themselves. That's about one out of nine, for what it's worth.

#3.) Teenagers are more responsible than adults when it comes to using condoms on random hook-ups. The last time they had casual sex, 84.2% of males 14 to 17 and 88.9% of females in that age group used a condom.

No other age group came even CLOSE to those percentages, which I guess is good and bad. Good that we are educating the kids to be responsible. Bad, because, well...we're hypocrites. For people 18 to 24, that dropped to 46.9% condom usage during casual sex for men and 31% for women.

#4.) People in relationships go at themselves a lot. Across all ages except 70 and over, about HALF of people of both genders who are in relationships had their way with themselves at least once in the past 90 days.

#5.) People in relationships have more oral than single people. Ignore the stereotypes that say oral ENDS once you're in a relationship. In every case, couples gave and received oral more than single people the same age.

#6.) Grandparents have backdoor relations too. 1.4% of married people age 70 and up had the dirtiest kind of sex in the past 90 days.

#7.) Backdoor relations are getting more popular. Compared to a similar study from 1992, about twice as many men and women admit that they've gone in through the out door in their lifetime.

#8.) People who have same sex relations don't always think of themselves as gay. In the survey, 7% of women and 8% of men identified themselves as gay, lesbian or bisexual.

But far more had admitted to having some kind of same sex contact in their lives. For example, almost 11% of men 20 to 24 say they've RECEIVED in the naughty way from another man . . . but many of them identify themselves as hetero.

#9.) Men overestimate women's climaxes. About 85% of men say that the last time they had sex with a woman, she reached her moment of climax. Only 64% of women say they got there in their last sexual encounter.

Want the whole thing? Here it is: http://www.nationalsexstudy.indiana.edu/








BRUNO GETS CHARGED...
BRUNO MARS was officially charged with one felony count of "possession of a controlled substance" on Friday. The "controlled substance" was cocaine.

He was busted with a baggie containing 2.6 grams of cocaine in Las Vegas last month...after a bathroom attendant ratted him out. (The guy told security that he thought someone was doing drugs in one of the stalls.)

Bruno allegedly copped to having cocaine...telling police that he, "did a foolish thing and has never used drugs before."

If convicted, Bruno is looking at up to four years in jail and a $5,000 fine. But who knows? PARIS HILTON got off with a year of probation, a fine and some community service.







SINGER MARIO ARRESTED...
R&B singer (he had the big song "Let Me Love You" about 5 or 6 years ago) and former "Dancing With the Stars" contestant MARIO was arrested in Baltimore on Friday...for allegedly assaulting his mother, Shawntia Hardaway.

Police were called to the apartment that Mario and Shawntia share at about 1:00 A.M. Friday morning. She told them that he pushed her and was throwing and damaging property.

Cops saw a broken china cabinet and mirror, a hole punched through a closet door and other damages at the apartment.

A police spokesman said, "It looks like it was between him and his mother. He allegedly shoved his mother against the wall, she hit her head, it looks like he then became verbally abusive.

"She feared for her safety, and police were contacted."

He also, "used his hands and forearms and pushed her in the chest and shoulder area causing minor pain and discomfort."

Shawntia also said that Mario attacked her earlier in the week, pushing her, quote, "eight feet into a living room wall."

Mario was booked on a second-degree misdemeanor assault charge, and released on $50,000 bond.

Mario's people say the incident was directly related to Shawntia's well-documented HEROIN PROBLEM.

His attorney says, quote, "[This is] an unfortunate incident between a loving son and a mother who continues to struggle with a devastating addiction.

"Anyone who has waged the battle to save loved ones from the forces of drugs knows the irrational behavior that almost always accompanies their actions. Despite the allegations, Mario remains committed to supporting his mother."

Mario actually took a break from his career to help his mom kick drugs. It was chronicled by MTV for a 2007 documentary called "I Won't Love You to Death: The Story of Mario and His Mom".







THE SECRET?
People...THIS is how you keep a relationship fresh: After four years together, NICK LACHEY and VANESSA MINNILLO take two showers together PER DAY.

Vanessa says, "We shower in the morning and we shower at some point during the day or before bed. We both have our own showerheads so we just talk while we're soaping up and doing our hair."

However, she adds "It's not a sexual thing and it's not a romantic thing, it just becomes an intimate thing...I've had some of my most intimate conversations with him in the shower."

Of course you'll have to be rich and have a dual-shower, but hey...







BUY AMERICAN? STEAL AMERICAN!!!
The auto industry may be struggling to keep the people of Michigan at work...but the state is still as loyal as ever to American cars. Not only do the people of Michigan still buy American...they STEAL American, too.

According to the Michigan Auto Theft Prevention Authority, last year, ALL TEN of the most stolen cars in the state were American.

Nine of them were Chryslers, and one was a Ford.

The 2000 Dodge Caravan and the 1999 Dodge Caravan were the top two most stolen vehicles. Both are made by Chrysler.

The rest of the top 10 are: The 2000 Dodge Intrepid, 1998 Dodge Caravan, 1996 Dodge Caravan, 1999 Dodge Intrepid, 2000 Jeep Cherokee, 1997 Dodge Caravan, 2002 Dodge Intrepid, and 1997 Ford Taurus.








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