MUST BE MONDAY

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USHER SAYS NO WIFEY!
Now that USHER is divorced, he's in no hurry to make that mistake again. He says, "Seeing how marriage didn't work out for me the first time, I'm in no rush to do it again."

Instead, he's got a better idea, "Maybe I can find a couple of women who are open-minded. Look at how Hugh Hefner does it, with a harem of women."

Whether he's being serious or not, Usher probably really COULD start a harem. Because he's still got women hitting on him all the time.

He says, "Sh**, what haven't they said to me? Every so often you meet a woman who's very aggressive. 'I'll make you feel things you've never felt in your life.' 'Once you get it, you'll never let it go.' All that."

And Usher admits that he's not above falling for a woman's sexual pitch. Asked if those lines have ever worked on him, he says, "A couple of times."

Usher also compares his divorce last year from his wife Tameka to the LINDSAY LOHAN situation..."People love a train wreck. Lindsay Lohan...everybody is eager to see how that comes out. This is somewhat the same thing."

It is? Oh ok then Usher.









SPEAKING OF SPLITSVILLE?
You're about to read the BEST story of the day! OK, well I am. We don't know why CHRISTINA AGUILERA and her husband, Jordan Bratman, are splitting up. But it might have had something to do with the fact that Christina was allowed to have sex with women whenever she wanted to..........(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

That's according to some anonymous woman who claims she was propositioned by Christina one night.
(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I, for real, don't even know if I can go on right now. Have we ever heard about Christina being into girls before? I don't seem to recall it! How HOT is that?!

She says, "I was at [a club] one night when Christina's bodyguard approached me. He said, 'My boss would really like you' and pointed over to Christina.

"The bodyguard told me it was an understanding within their marriage and that she brings girls home and Jordan's okay with it. (!!!!!!!) (Of course he is. Smart man.) I met Christina in the bathroom and she told me she liked to play with girls.

"I ended up not pursuing anything with it because the situation just seemed so weird to me, but Christina was definitely looking to hook up."

The woman adds, "My understanding was that Jordan wasn't involved when she brought girls home, so maybe the divorce is because Jordan's jealousy got the best of him."

Do you buy any of this? I WANT to, but I don't know if I do....







YOUR PARENTS ARE ABOUT TO LEARN ABOUT JERSEY...
The "Jersey Shore" cast will make BARBARA WALTERS' annual "10 Most Fascinating People" list...or at least "Life & Style" magazine says they will.

Apparently, Barbara is planning on lumping them together as one entity. (They shouldn't mind...they pretty much lump themselves together into one entity.)

There's no word on who else may be on the list. Barbara's "10 Most Fascinating People of 2010" special will air on ABC on December 9th.







MONOPOLY IS BACK...
McDonald's is running its Monopoly game promotion again. And people love it...there were little game pieces all over the studio the other day...even though it's basically impossible to win anything other than a medium fry.

A website called Eat With a Spork put together a calculator that lets you pick one of the prizes from this year's McDonald's Monopoly...and calculates how many Big Macs you'd probably have to eat before you win.

I tested it out with the $500 cash prize. The odds are one in 1,204,981. In the simulation, I had to eat 442,366 Big Macs before I won...which cost me $1.65 MILLION, and made me gain 68,250 pounds!! So much for the diet!
http://eatwithaspork.com/fun/bigmac/







SMART KID!
There are two parents in Matthews, North Carolina who are raising a responsible son with sound morals. Although now they're probably thinking they've done TOO good a job.

Last week, their 11-year-old fifth grader was at a D.A.R.E. class at his elementary school. That's the program where cops talk to kids at schools about the dangers of drugs.

After the assembly, the kid went up to the police officer and told him that his parents had marijuana at home. The police went to the house, and the kid led them right to his parents' stash.

His 40-year-old father and 38-year-old mother were arrested and charged with marijuana possession and possession of drug paraphernalia.

The Matthews police say the boy did the right thing. Quote, "Even if it's happening in their own home with their own parents, they understand that's a dangerous situation because of what we're teaching them."

The boy was removed from the parents' house temporarily and is currently staying with relatives.







WAKE UP WITH THE KING...
OK, I did a McD's story...only fitting that BK gets some love!
Burger King is offering a new line of pillow cases so you can sleep next to the King:

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpps/news/weird/burger-king-newest-item-pillowcase-dpgoha-20101015-fc_10123077







BAD CANDY!!!
The average American eats 24 pounds of candy every year. And I'm not sure if you've heard, but...candy is bad for you. Just to put it in perspective:
A pack of Skittles has more sugar than two scoops of Haagen-Dazs ice cream. And there are the same number of calories in nine Twizzlers as there are in a Wendy's Double Stack Burger.

So if you want to avoid the worst-of-the-worst this Halloween, here's a list from "Men's Health" of the four worst Halloween candies, and what you should eat instead...


THE WORST "FUN SIZE" CANDY BAR: BUTTERFINGER. There's no faster way to swallow 100 calories and 4 grams of fat. Go with a 3 Musketeers instead. The fun size bars have 63 calories and half the fat. I like me some Musket!


THE WORST FRUITY CANDY: AIRHEADS. They're basically sugar, artificial flavors, and partially hydrogenated oil...which means they have trans fat. Give out Dum Dum lollipops instead. Kind of lame compared to Airheads, but they have half the calories.


THE WORST CHEWY CANDY: CARAMELS. Each one has about 40 calories and more than one gram of fat. And you never just eat one. Instead, have a "Now And Later." They have less than half the calories and almost no fat.


THE WORST NOVELTY CANDY: REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER PUMPKINS. Say it ain't so!!!They're like regular Peanut Butter Cups, but bigger...which is why they're so amazing. But they also have almost two-thirds more calories.

So stick with Reese's BITE SIZE Peanut Butter Cups. You can eat four, and it's still better for you than eating one Peanut Butter Pumpkin.







Probably no blog tomorrow, unless I'm bored. See ya Wednesday! :)