SUNDAY FUNDAY!

A rare Sunday blog appearance! And this one is typed PRE-BROWNS game, so I'm still in a decent mood...






SNOOKI SNOOKI YA
The herpes threat level at the Jersey Shore has been lowered to green...after SNOOKI admitted she hasn't had sex in THREE MONTHS.

Snooki made the big announcement during a radio interview Friday in Detroit while responding to pregnancy rumors.
And she added, "You have to have sex to get pregnant. We are really into family values and getting married before [getting pregnant]."

Not sure I buy that, but ok...






KATY PERRY GOT MARRIED THIS WEEKEND...
...I posted that on my facebook page yesterday: www.facebook.com/robbiemackpage






IS *THIS* WHY HE STRUCK OUT?
A-ROD struck out, for the final out of the game Friday night, to send the Texas Rangers to their FIRST World Series. Maybe he has a lot on his mind?

The word is that CAMERON DIAZ is THROUGH with A-Rod...and possibly dating someone else.
She was seen hanging out with a new man in London the other night.







XTINA TALKS SPLITSVILLE...
CHRISTINA AGUILERA tells the new issue of "Redbook" magazine that she's pretty depressed about her divorce.

She says, "It's not easy, and there have been a lot of tears and sadness. It's impossible to redefine yourself and your life overnight.

"Thankfully, I have my mom and a small group of close friends who are there for me 24-7 and whom I can trust and depend on. On days when it feels impossible to even get out of bed, much less function as a mother, their support and encouragement have kept me moving forward."

Being a mother to her son Max...who'll be 3 in January...is helping to keep her spirits up. She says, "Thankfully, I have Max to keep me on a sane path. His needs and happiness are my top priorities, and my biggest concern is to protect him and make him feel safe."

Christina refuses to go into detail about the split, though. She says, "Out of respect for my husband, I prefer to keep the specifics private. Right now, I'm just trying to figure out how to make it through each day."







CONAN'S FIRST WEEK!!!
Just 2 more weeks to go...and CONAN O'BRIEN has lined up an impressive list of celebrity guests for the premiere week of his new TBS show, "Conan"...which debuts on November 8th.

Here's the current roster according to Deadline.com:
Monday, November 8th: Seth Rogen and musical guest Jack White.

Tuesday, November 9th: Tom Hanks, "30 Rock" star Jack McBrayer and musical guest Soundgarden.

Wednesday, November 10th: "Mad Men" stud Jon Hamm, comedienne Charlyne Yi...who was in "Knocked Up", "Semi-Pro" and that Michael Cera romantic comedy "Paper Heart"...and musical guest Fistful of Mercy.

Thursday, November 11th: Michael Cera, Julie Bowen from "Modern Family"...and comedian Jon Dore.

Tom Hanks was a guest on the final episode of Conan's "Tonight Show"...and the WHITE STRIPES performed on Conan's last "Late Night" show.






T-SWIZZLE DOES NBC...
NBC is jumping on the TAYLOR SWIFT bandwagon in a big way. They'll be airing a one hour special on Thanksgiving night called "Taylor Swift: Speak Now".

Expect a lot of it to focus on Taylor traveling around the country pimping her new album "Speak Now", which drops Monday. There's also a Taylor Swift concert held on a jet 30,000 feet in the air.






YOU SHOULD BE E-MAILING TODAY...
The "London Sun" compiled the results of a bunch of studies and surveys to figure out which days of the week are the best times to do all kinds of things...from quitting smoking to having sex to going to the hospital. Check it out . . .

MONDAY is the best day to de-stress, because it's also the day you're most likely to die of a heart attack. It's also the best day to stay home, because of the worst traffic jams. And it's the worst day to start a diet . . . 33% will fail by Tuesday night.

TUESDAY is our most productive day, so it's the best time to tackle your to-do list. People also have the least sex on Tuesdays, so it's the best time to get some sleep.

WEDNESDAY is the best day for a first date. It's also the best day to ask for a raise: Bosses are most likely to listen on a Wednesday because it's generally the least-busy day at the office.

THURSDAY is the best day to go to the hospital because they're usually the least busy . . . no one wants to ruin their weekend by going on a Thursday. It's also the best day to have sex.

FRIDAY is the best time to quit smoking, because it's right before the weekend, where temptations are the highest . . . but your willpower is fresh enough that you can get past those temptations and make it through, smoke-free.

SATURDAY is the best day to have a baby. For whatever reason, kids born on Saturdays somehow end up statistically better off than other kids.

SUNDAY is the best day for eating out, because preparing a Sunday night dinner is the most stressful meal to cook. It's also the best day to read your email: People catch up on personal email on Sundays more than any other day.







IDIOT OF THE WEEK!
On Monday, 26-year-old Andrew Berkos of Joliet, Illinois was arrested for impersonating a police officer...to try to get a discount on his McDonald's breakfast.

Andrew went to a McDonald's in Joliet and ordered a breakfast meal. The police report didn't say which meal, but none of them really exceed the $3 to $5 range anyway.

He demanded a discount, and showed the employees a piece of paper with the Department of Defense seal on it. He said that was his police ID.

The employees were suspicious for two reasons. One, a cop would probably show a badge, not a piece of paper with the seal of an unrelated federal government department. And two, the local cops know this McDonald's doesn't give them discounts.

When the real police got there, Andrew was arrested for impersonating a peace officer, which is a felony. He was also on parole at the time for theft and unauthorized use of a credit card.







LADIES...HALLOWEEN COSTUMES, AND WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT YOU
Halloween is next weekend, which means you're probably still scrambling to find the perfect costume. But choose carefully ladies...because according to the people at iVillage.com, your costume says a lot about you.

Here are eight costumes ideas, and what they SUPPOSEDLY say about you . . .

#1.) FAIRYTALE CHARACTER. A fairytale character costume like Tinkerbell, Snow White or Dorothy from "The Wizard of Oz" means you're looking for that fairytale happy ending.

If you choose a more TWISTED fairytale character...like a wicked witch or a Disney villain...it means you're playfully naughty, and that you might have some less-wholesome fantasies to act out between the sheets. I like these, myself.

#2.) HEROIC FIGURE. Dressing up like MOTHER TERESA or JOAN OF ARC shows that you're an over-achiever, an idealist, or maybe kind of a feminist.

#3.) SEX SYMBOL. Dressing up as MARILYN MONROE or a "Playboy" bunny doesn't mean you're EASY. But it's a pretty obvious sign that you're confident about your sexuality, on the one night where it's totally socially acceptable.

#4.) CLOWN, GUY, OR OTHER "FUNNY" COSTUMES. A clown costume, a LUCILLE BALL costume, or dressing up as a GUY show that you see yourself as free-spirited and entertaining.

Women in funny costumes are totally approachable at Halloween parties...it shows they're fun, they have a sense of humor, and would probably be cool to spend time with.

#5.) MATCHING COUPLE. Costumes like Frankenstein and the Bride of Frankenstein, or a nurse and a doctor, shows that you're a tight pair, and your relationship's in sync.

#6.) SILLY COUPLE. Dressing like Homer and Marge Simpson, or Fred and Wilma Flinstone shows that you're a fun couple, you both know how to have fun on your OWN, and you're not going to spend the whole night connected at the hip.

#7.) SEXY COUPLE. If you want to go as a couple but spice things up a little, you can do something like Tarzan and Jane, or James Bond and a Bond girl. But it shows a BIG gender split: He's in charge, and she's the SEX OBJECT.

#8.) DOMINATRIX AND A GUY ON A LEASH. If you don't know what the roles mean here, it's not the costume for you: She's in charge, he's not.

But it ALSO shows that the guy is really secure about himself...since he's allowing the public to see that he's whipped...literally.






WHAT'S HOT ON Q92 THIS WEEK...
Most-requested songs on 9-2-5
30. Linkin Park - Waiting For The End
29. Jesse McCartney - Shake
28. Plain White T's - Rhythm Of Love
27. Taio Cruz & Ke$ha - Dirty Picture
26. Sick Puppies - Maybe
25. 3OH!3 - Double Vision
24. Sean Kingston & Nicki Minaj - Letting Go (Dutty Love)
23. Anberlin - Impossible
22. Trey Songz & Nicki Minaj - Bottoms Up
21. Taio Cruz - Dynamite
20. Taylor Swift - Mine
19. Cee Lo Green - Eff You
18. OneRepublic - Secrets
17. Sara Bareilles - King Of Anything
16. Mike Posner - Please Don't Go
15. Will.i.am & Nicki Minaj - Check It Out
14. The Ready Set - Love Like Woe
13. Neon Trees - Animal
12. Good Charlotte - LIke It's Her Birthday
11. Train - If It's Love
10. Paper Tongues - Ride To California
09. Pink - Raise Your Glass
08. Daughtry - September
07. Katy Perry - Teenage Dream
06. Rihanna - Only Girl (In The World)
05. Far East Movement - Like A G6
04. Flo Rida - Club Can't Handle Me
03. Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are
02. Usher & Pitbull - DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love
01. NELLY - JUST A DREAM

Listen for new songs this week from Ke$ha, Black Eyed Peas, Bruno Mars, Katy Perry, and Taylor Swift!!