WICKY WICKY WEDNESDAY

Like my record scratching noise...WICKY WICKY! WI-WICKY!
Yeah anyway. Herrrrrrrre we go!








BILLY RAY TO DO ANOTHER TV SHOW WITH HIS KID...
Now that he's milked everything he can from MILEY, BILLY RAY CYRUS is moving on to do another TV show with another one of his kids.

Billy Ray and his 21-year-old son TRACE...who's in that band METRO STATION...are doing a documentary-style show for the SyFy channel where they investigate all kinds of weird and unexplained phenomena.

It'll be called "UFO: Unbelievably Freakin' Obvious". (???) There's no word yet on a premiere date. I know yer on the edge of yer seat waiting for it (zzz)

Billy Ray says, "The existence of paranormal phenomena is something I've always wanted to explore further.

"Getting the opportunity to take this adventure with my son, who has always had a keen interest in this area, is a dream come true."

Trace is not Billy Ray's biological son. He's from the FIRST marriage of BILLY RAY'S wife TISH. Billy Ray adopted him, which makes him Miley's half-brother.
Speaking of Tish...she just legally changed her name. "Tish" used to be a nickname for LETICIA. But now, it's officially just plain Tish.

Miley legally changed her name, too. She was born Destiny Hope Cyrus. As a kid, they called her "Smiley", which morphed into Miley. She changed it officially in 2008.

I think I'm gonna change my name. Nominations now, go!







LADY GAGA COVERED IN MEAT!
Check out the pic on my facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/robbiemackpage
LADY GAGA'S latest attempt at creating "controversy" is to pose for a magazine cover naked...but covered in what basically counts as a RAW MEAT BIKINI.

Not surprisingly, PETA took the bait. Here's what they had to say . . .

"No matter how beautifully it is presented, flesh from a tortured animal is flesh from a tortured animal. Meat represents bloody violence and suffering, so if that's the look they were going for, they achieved it.

"Oh, Lady Gaga's job is to do outlandish things, and this certainly qualifies as outlandish because meat is something you want to avoid putting on or in your body."








AND NOW, JA RULE ON THE STATE OF HIP-HOP MUSIC....
And I mean, why not? Who better than a guy who hasn't had a hit in like 7 years. But anyway, in a new interview, JA RULE says he believes the phrase "KEEPING IT REAL" has become lost in today's hip-hop. Of course, Ja Rule's CAREER has also become lost in today's hip-hop. Maybe there's a connection there...I don't know.

He tells "XXL" magazine, "You know what the realest line a (N-word) said in a movie. 'You can't handle the truth!' That's the realest (crap) because (N-words) don't want to hear it.

"You tell (N-words) the truth and they say, 'What, huh? I didn't see that. That record's hot.' That's what (N-words) do.

"I've seen so many instances, where I'm like, wow, that's not keeping it real. Really think about that yo...this (N-word) makes records, he's on my TV, he's (effing) dancing around, he's at all these awards shows, I don't think he's in the hood with 10 bricks in the back of his whip. I don't think he's doing that.

"Be honest, the consumer knows that (crap's) not real...what is keeping it real? That term is so lost. It's a forgotten term. You know what 'keeping it real' is? Feeding your (effing) family, taking care of your (effing) kids, that's what's keeping it real.

"All that other frivolous bull(crap) is just that."

And since that was about as entertaining as watching paint dry, I will now...







TRANSLATE FOR WHITEY...
"Are you aware of the most AUTHENTIC thing anyone has ever uttered in a film? It's 'You can't handle the truth!' And you know that's the TRUEST statement because no one wants to hear it.

"When you inform people of the honest truth, they have a tendency to seem bewildered and oblivious. That's how people are.

"I've witnessed many an occasion, which will prompt an inner monologue saying: 'That's not sincere.' Ponder it. There are artists that release music...that appear on television, dancing around...and that show up to all the glitzy award shows.

"I wouldn't speculate that the artist would be in the ghetto with illicit narcotics in the trunk of his vehicle. I wouldn't think they're doing that."

"You have to be sincere. The consumer purchasing your recordings will know if it's an act. What is being sincere? The phrase has been lost...it has been forgotten. But do you know what reality is? It's feeding your wonderful family...it's taking care of your wonderful children. That's the reality. All the insincerities are just that."

Comprende?
No I won't translate it for mexicans....








CRAIGSLIST AMAZINGNESS....
This next story comes from Craigslist in Austin, Texas. Like anything else on Craigslist, we can't prove it's real...but MAN I want to believe it is. It was posted in the "women seeking men" personals section with the title "Cat Stealer."

And it reads, "To the guy (or guys) that may have stolen my cat during the gang bang Thursday night, please return it (!!!!)...kinda crappy to be invited to a train party and leave with my kitty...no reward but no [questions] asked either."

The post ended up being flagged by users and taken down.







SEARCHING FOR THIS WORD? IT DOESN'T EXIST!
The people at Merriam-Webster just put out a list of their most searched words of the summer. And the word that people tried to define the most is...a word that doesn't actually exist.

That word was..."refudiate." SARAH PALIN used the word in an interview and in a Tweet in July...combining the words refute and repudiate. Those words mean similar things: rejecting something and proving it's not true.









OH I LOVE THIS...
You may have heard a story or two like this before. Still amusing. Last week, the police in Naperville, Illinois, pulled over 24-year-old Lucas Wright in his 2006 Honda Accord. Lucas was doing ONE HUNDRED miles-an-hour in a 50 mph zone. And he gave them a perfectly logical explanation...at least in his eyes.

The police say that Lucas told them, "He'd just gotten his car washed and he was trying to dry it off." And he wasn't lying...when they checked out his car, it was, in fact, wet. And it was still drying when they impounded it and towed it away! Awww....

Lucas was arrested and charged with a misdemeanor for going 40 miles-per-hour or more over the posted limit. Haha!!








OBSCURE MARRIAGE LAWS...
Told you about some of these a few weeks ago, but here's some more...
MISSISSIPPI. In Truro, Mississippi, a groom has to prove he's manly by hunting and killing either six blackbirds or three crows before his wedding. This law isn't enforced anymore, but it's still on the books.

ARKANSAS. For a few months in early 2008, Arkansas accidentally made it legal for anyone of any age...even INFANTS...to get married without parental consent. In April of 2008 they changed it to 17 for boys, and 18 for girls.

KENTUCKY. In Kentucky, it's illegal to remarry the same man four times.

LOUISIANA. In New Orleans, it's illegal for a palm reader, fortune teller or mystic to officiate a wedding, even if they're ordained.







A good note to end on I think. HEY, hump day already, weekend is getting close!! 70's and sunshine, enjoy your day!