FIRST OF ALL...I-77 WILL BE CLOSED AT RUSH HOUR THIS AFTERNOON!!!
To accommodate Vice President Joseph Biden’s visit to Akron today, the Ohio Highway Patrol will periodically close portions of Interstate 77, starting at 5 p.m.
The southbound lanes, between Shuffel Drive NW in Jackson Township and U.S. Route 30 in Canton, will be subject to closures.
Also, the northbound lanes from U.S. Route 30 to the Central Interchange in Akron will be subject to closure. And all entrance ramps to Interstate 77 will be closed as the vice presidential motorcade passes.
KEEP THAT IN MIND TODAY!
OCTOMOM...TO DO PORN? SAY IT AIN'T SO...
Last year, Vivid Entertainment offered the Octomom, NADYA SULEMAN, $1 million to star in one of their smut flicks. She turned them down flat.
Now there's a new offer on the table. It's for $500,000...and she might just be a little closer to taking it.
Even though it's for only HALF of what they offered her last year, Nadya really needs that money.
See, Nadya and her 14 kids are once again close to losing their Los Angeles home. She's thousands behind on her mortgage and she has a $450,000 balloon payment due October 9th.
According to RadarOnline.com, Nadya is about to go on WELFARE, because her expenses are huge, her money is running out...and the media deals are drying up.
(Does she actually WORK?)
A so-called "source" says, "Nadya will never come out publicly and say she's going on welfare but everyone close to her and familiar with her situation knows that it's going to happen very, very soon.
"She needs the money. She has no choice at this point. And she's been on public assistance before."
But Nadya DOES have a choice. And that choice is PORNOGRAPHY!! (??)
The people at Vivid say they'll make Nadya's financial problems go away if she agrees to shoot, quote, "one scene for one hour."
In a letter sent to Nadya...and the media...Vivid says, "We urge you to give our offer serious consideration. We will work closely with you in planning your scene to make this an enjoyable experience for you."
My fingers are crossed this doesn't happen! Who wants to see that? oof!
YOU WOULD THINK...
...he would look just a LITTLE bit more excited!!!! Sheeeeesh! I know at 16 or however old he is, if I had a bunch of Hooters girls that wanted to take a pic with ME, I'd be like f**kin' A! :-D :-D :-D
RUSSELL LEAVES KATY STRANDED AT AIRPORT...
RUSSELL BRAND was arrested Friday at Los Angeles International Airport for shoving some paparazzi scum who were hounding him and fiancée KATY PERRY.
But Russell told police he got mad because one of these leeches was trying to get an UPSKIRT shot of Katy.
And later that night, Katy Tweeted, "If you cross the line & try and put a lens up my dress, my fiancé will do his job & protect me."
And she added the tags, "#standbyyourman" and "#don't(eff)withtheBrands."
According to various reports, one of the photographers Russell shoved made a CITIZEN'S ARREST (I so could have done that yesterday to some d*ck...how DO you make a citizens arrest!?)...and airport cops took Russell in. He was booked on suspicion of battery and released on $20,000 bail.
Russell and Katy were heading to Las Vegas, but, they didn't make their flight.
Obviously, with all the cameras around them, there's video of what got Russell arrested. But if someone did try to snap Katy's crotch, you can't see it in this clip...
http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=640bd9f1-4353-487d-b3f5-652a3974ea70
LAMBERT ALSO ROUGHED UP A PHOTOG....
ADAM LAMBERT tried to grab the camera of a paparazzi scumbag who was snapping him and a friend on the beach in Miami this past Thursday.
The photographer filed a complaint with police, claiming that Adam, quote, "wrestled him to the ground forcefully."
But it doesn't look like that happened from the pictures we've seen. And police say the photographer didn't suffer any injuries.
Adam later Tweeted, "Battery? Nope. I attempted to grab a camera, no punches were thrown and no one was on the ground."
He added, "It was literally harmless. If embarrassment is a crime, that's all I'm guilty of."
Now, while it doesn't look like battery to me, it ALSO doesn't look like he was trying to grab the camera...he's nowhere near the camera!
THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD...
So, I created a Twitter over the weekend. Follow here: http://twitter.com/robbiemackpage
Naturally this caught my attention this morning. Have you ever dreamed of having a celebrity follow YOU on Twitter?
Well, it's now a possibility. ALYSSA MILANO is auctioning herself off to the highest bidder, with proceeds going to the charity, A Home in Haiti.
Alyssa will follow the winner on Twitter for a minimum of 90 days. (If she enjoys your marvelous Tweeting skills, she may even stick around longer!!!!)
She will also re-Tweet one of your Tweets, and send out a Tweet of her own that includes YOUR Twitter handle. (!!!)
But you're gonna have to really want this. Last I checked, the bidding was over $3,500. (You have got to be kidding me!?) If you really want this...
http://cgi.ebay.com/TWITCHANGE-Alyssa-Milano-Twitter-Pkg-Alyssa-Milano-/300466554090?pt=Tickets_Experiences&hash=item45f533c4ea
I TAKE IT BACK...THIS IS THE DUMBEST.
Will JENNIFER LOPEZ...who is widely believed to be one of the new judges on "American Idol"...have to judge an audition from her ex-husband OJANI NOA? If he has his say she will. (???)
Ojani plans to audition for "Idol" in L.A. on Wednesday...the same day that the judges will officially...FINALLY...be announced.
Ojani's lawyer says, quote, "[He'll] be in line...to try out for 'Idol' in front of his ex-wife. He escaped Cuba and married Jennifer Lopez, now he wants to be the American Idol. Of course, he will sing a Jennifer Lopez song."
Where's the nearest wall? I wanna smash my head into it!!
Jennifer and Ojani got married in 1997, but didn't even last a year.
OK, first off: Any supposed talent aside, he can't be "the American Idol," and he knows this. Ojani is 36 years old, and "Idol's" age limit is 28.
Plus, this obviously isn't sincere in the first place. It's just Ojani's latest attempt to capitalize on his old relationship with J-Lo. He's also tried to sell a private video from their honeymoon, and expose their brief life together in a tell-all book.
J-Lo has successfully blocked him from doing both those things in court.
Finally, even though "Idol" clears some unqualified contestants through to see the judges...like "Pants on the Ground"...there's no way they'd let Ojani confront J-Lo. Or would they?
MCR FANS...
On my newly formed twitter, I saw someone tweet that they were very excited when we played "Black Parade" by MCR the other night, so I'll pass this story along. MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE'S next album will be called "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys"...and it MIGHT be coming out on November 23rd.
Last week, the British site HMV.com...which seems sort of like Best Buy...posted a November 23rd release date for the album, but they've since taken it down.
The band's label, Reprise, would not comment on when the album is coming out. There was also talk that the first single, "Bulletproof", would drop next Tuesday...but the label wouldn't confirm that either.
There ya go.
RUMOR MILL...
I posted this on my facebook the other day, I'll add it in here too.
The sports blog SportsByBrooks.com claims the BLACK EYED PEAS have been chosen to headline this season's Super Bowl halftime show.
If this is true, it'll be the first time since 2004...when the notorious JANET JACKSON / JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE "Wardrobe Malfunction" took place...that the halftime show featured something other than dinosaur rock. I for one would LOVE to see The Peas!
YOU SHOULD QUIT WASHING YOUR JEANS (???)
I used to think the reason I went a month at a time without washing my jeans is because I'm incredibly lazy. But now I know it's because I'm ahead of my time when it comes to fashion!!!
According to Carl Chiara, the director of brand concepts and special projects for Levi Strauss, the best way to take care of your jeans is to...rarely ever wash them.
He says, "Denim really does shape to people's bodies, and when you wash a jean you lose some of that shape. The less people wash their jeans, the better the jeans become."
There's more. He says that when you put jeans in the washing machine, it, "agitates the denim and makes the fibers swell and bloom. That causes the yarn to tense up and shrinks the jeans. This also mars the 'open' look of the denim."
So how does he keep his jeans from becoming TOO disgusting? He spot-cleans his spills with a damp sponge...and hangs his jeans in the bathroom so that when he takes a shower, they get a little steam to freshen them up.
Every six months, he does a deeper cleaning. He fills the bathtub about six inches high with room temperature water, adds two tablespoons of a product called Dr. Bronner's Magic Liquid Soap, then lays a pair of jeans flat in the mixture.
Then he lets them soak for 20 minutes, and hangs them to dry, usually in the sun.
Uh yeah, I'll just wash them. In the washer. And then buy new ones when they wear out. Lordy!
Alright, that should do it for now!
Follow: twitter.com/robbiemackpage
Like: facebook.com/robbiemackpage
No comments:
Post a Comment