JOHN MAYER LOST SOME...UH OH!
The "National Enquirer" says that JOHN MAYER lost his cell phone...and it contained compromising stuff on it.
A so-called "friend" (see? doing better than my usual 'so-called source' :) says, "John told me his cell contains personal photos and videos of some of the famous women he's dated."
Is this true? Probably not. But who among you isn't praying that it IS...and that the footage contained on that phone includes video that demonstrates exactly why John Mayer referred to JESSICA SIMPSON as SEXUAL NAPLAM?
Of course, you have to wonder just how long a rich, famous guy like John Mayer keeps a cell phone.
In other words, what are the chances that this is the same phone he had back when he dated Jessica...or JENNIFER ANISTON and / or JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT for that matter?
I would say that if we don't see or hear about anything from this phone within 24 hours, none of this ever happened.
HERE'S RIHANNA...
...in a bikini. On the beach. Hot? Eh. I hate the short hair. But you might not, so here ya go.
Oh, she's also got a new song called "Only Girl (In The World)"...maybe I'll break it out for you tonight, it just hit the net today!
RYAN REYNOLDS...
I'm sure I already have your attention, ladies. RYAN REYNOLDS' new thriller, "Buried", hits theaters on September 29th. Ryan plays a contractor working in Iraq, who finds himself buried alive after his convoy is attacked.
He has a cell phone and a lighter...and a limited time before his battery and his air run out. (It looks decent. Check out the trailer here . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H_wfBwPbFI
NO NEED TO BE A BILLIONAIRE, TRAVIE...
We've got a new study to tell you about today that proves two things. One: Money CAN buy you happiness. And two: Luckily, it actually takes WAY less money than you'd think.
A study from Princeton University found that making more money does make you happier...but only when you're making under $75,000-a-year.
Once you hit that income level, making more money doesn't have any impact on your happiness...regardless of whether you're making $76,000 or $50 BILLION.
In the study, $75,000-a-year seemed to be the point where money stopped being a major source of stress for people.
At that level, you feel like you can basically take care of all your reasonable financial obligations.
But...while more money doesn't change your happiness, it does change how you view your life on the whole. The more money people made, the more likely they were to say their life was going well.
SAY WHAT?!?!
A new worldwide poll rated American women as the second UGLIEST in the world. Which is just offensive.
Especially since our lovely ladies finished JUST behind British women...and it's a scientific fact that they really ARE unattractive. They don't shave their damn pits!!! Right?
22.4% of people rated British women as the least attractive in the world. Americans came in second at 16.7%. Germans were third, followed by "Eastern Europeans" and Spanish women.
Turkish women were voted the most attractive.
Gary Hewitt is a travel expert from England. He says he's not surprised that British women came in dead last. "They are increasingly seen to behave more like British men and end up drinking as much and letting it all hang out. It's not a good reputation."
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