Tuesday, September 21, 2010

TAN-YO-ASS TUESDAY

...because, well, its in the 80's and sunny. Go forth and enjoy yourself! But read this first...









ARREST WARRANT ISSUED...
LINDSAY LOHAN said she was ready to face Judge Elden Fox after failing her drug test. And it looks like that'll happen soon.

Judge Fox revoked Lindsay's bail yesterday and issued a warrant for her arrest.
But don't expect a police standoff or a white Bronco chase, or any other such madness. Nobody's coming to get Lindsay yet.

She's due in court Friday at 8:30 A.M. The warrant will remain on hold until then. If Lindsay doesn't show up for that hearing, though, they might just go looking for her.
Judge Fox had said that a failed drug test would result in a 30-day jail sentence. We'll find out Friday if he keeps his word.

There are reports kicking around that Lindsay did indeed fail TWO drug tests. She supposedly tested positive for cocaine in one test and amphetamines in the other.







KATY P DOES ELMO...
KATY PERRY filmed a guest appearance on "Sesame Street"...in which she sings a cleaned-up version of "Hot N Cold" with Elmo. Ya know, without the "PMS...like a bitch" line!

Which would be fine and not very noteworthy, except that Katy was sporting MASSIVE CLEAVAGE...and in several scenes, she's running...and her boobs are VERY NOTICEABLY BOUNCING.
Here's the clip...YOU'RE WELCOME, guys!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXiFsB4SYlc







IS IT A SLOW NEWS DAY?
Remember that astounding, 13-inch fake wiener that MARK WAHLBERG wore for the 1997 movie "Boogie Nights"?
Well, he saved it...and he used to use it on his friends. No, not like that.
He says, "I used to keep it in my desk drawer. And I'd take it out and slap my friends in the face with it.

"I don't keep many things from my movies, but that just seemed to have personal significance."







DETAILS ON BRUNO MARS GETTING POPPED...
BRUNO MARS was arrested in Las Vegas on Saturday on suspicion of cocaine possession.
And now we're hearing that it was a BATHROOM ATTENDANT who ratted him out.

According to the police, a bathroom attendant at the Hard Rock Hotel tipped off security that, quote, "there was a man in the bathroom stall with possibly a man using drugs."
The attendant also saw "a male...with a baggy of white powder substance."

Apparently, one of the men was Bruno. When the authorities confronted him, he handed over the baggy...and admitted to them that, quote, "he did a foolish thing and has never used drugs before." The powder has since tested positive for cocaine.

He was booked and released, but he hasn't been charged with anything yet. (It'll be interesting to see if he fares better or worse than PARIS HILTON...who got off with a year of probation, a fine and some community service.)

By the way, "Saturday Night Live" has just announced that Bruno will be the musical guest on their October 9th episode. "Glee" star JANE LYNCH is hosting. Bruno's debut album, "Doo-Wops & Hooligans", hits stores on October 5th.








KANYE WILL ALSO DO SNL...
"Saturday Night Live" has confirmed that KANYE WEST will be performing on their October 2nd episode.

"Breaking Bad" star BRYAN CRANSTON...who some of you may know better as the dad from "Malcolm in the Middle"...is hosting.

There's no word what Kanye will be performing. (He performed his new track, "Runaway", at the VMA's)

Speaking of "Runaway", Kanye has said that he's working on a 40-MINUTE companion film for the song. There's no word when that will be done...








LATE TO CLASS? FINE(D)!
I'm going to go ahead and guess that East High School in Salt Lake City, Utah is about to have some of the best attendance of any school anywhere.

East High has a new policy for this school year where any student who's late to class will be FINED $5.
$5 doesn't sound that bad to us real people...but for teenagers, even the spoiled ones today, $5 is still no joke.

If the student doesn't want to pay the fine, they can go to a 30-minute detention after school.
Paul Sagers is the principal at East High. And he says so far the fines are doing EXACTLY what the school wants.

"I have noticed [that] students aren't lingering anymore in the hallways. They aren't stopping and talking, there's not enough time. They just want to get to class."
He says the money from fines will go to the teacher who has to stay and run detention after school.








GOOD STUFF HAPPENING AT Q92...
We're BUSY this week! Lights Over Paris for a show tomorrow, Verizon Wireless at Belden on Thursday...Kelly Rowland meet & greet Friday, plus Factory Of Terror grand opening...Family Dollar Saturday...
stop out and see us!

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