MORNING!

...or AFTERNOON! If you're reading it later. The staff here at Rob's Random's (the staff of one) is hard at work gathering fun stories for you today (if you only knew)...let's delve into it!







THIS MAKES ME LAUGH...ALOT
Go down to yesterday's blog, and read about Snooki's mantoy proposing to her on the COVER of a magazine. Once you do that, read on....
Jeff Miranda has been rejected. Publicly. But that's what you get for proposing to your girlfriend on the cover of a national magazine.

SNOOKI has decided NOT to marry Jeff, after he proposed in "Steppin' Out" magazine.
She posted the following yesterday on Twitter ..."Just want to set the record straight. I'm single and I'm not going to get married."

Apparently, we've been overly generous even referring to Jeff as Snooki's boyfriend.
And her manager makes that even clearer, saying, "Rumors of Nicole's romantic status have been greatly exaggerated.
"She is single with no immediate plans to change that."

No word how Jeff feels about that. But you know what? I don't really care. This story is pretty much over for me until the cops get involved. And deep down, you just know that moment's coming.







WHO BLANKED WHO?
The only reason I know who this chick is, is because she was in GAVIN DEGRAW's video for "In Love With A Girl" a few years ago, and she's quite the little hottiepants when she's dancing around in her panties in that!
MTV reality ho KRISTIN CAVALLARI...from "Laguna Beach" and "The Hills" and the previously mentioned music video...is reportedly getting into the pants of Chicago Bears quarterback JAY CUTLER.

Witnesses say they were, quote, "kissing and acting all in love" at a Chicago club on Monday night.

The word is that Jay pursued Kristin...by arranging a meeting with her Saturday night, after the Bears played the Arizona Cardinals. The Cards, incidentally, are the team that Kristin's ex, Matt Leinart, plays for.

She likes them ballers!







GAGA IS AFRAID OF CELL PHONES...???
If you're like me, you've been holding off forming an opinion on the dangerousness of cell phone radiation until LADY GAGA enlightened us all with her thoughts. (???)

Well you little monsters, that day has come...and the verdict is: Lady Gaga is completely paranoid about being exposed to radiation from cell phones.

OK. I'm preparing for a fall-out of biblical proportions. You know...human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together...mass hysteria. The folks at the land-line phone companies are LOVING this, though!

A so-called "source" (as you know, those are my favorite) explains, "There have been various reports suggesting mobile phone use can increase your risk of developing cancer and brain tumors...and even though there's no firm evidence, it really freaked her out.

"She's now insisting that whenever she makes a call, one of her team keys the numbers into her phone, then holds it up to her face so when she speaks it isn't too close to her head.

.........has she never heard of SPEAKER!?







THIS SOUNDS ABOUT LIKE MY GOLF GAME....
No matter how bad your golf game is...and Lord knows, mine is AWFUL...at least your lack of skills has never led to THIS.

Over the weekend, a golfer at the Shady Canyon Golf Course in Irvine, California, was trying to chip his ball out of the rough...and his swing ended up starting a 12-ACRE BRUSH FIRE!!!

The golfer...whose name wasn't released to save him from embarassment...accidentally hit a rock as he tried to chip his ball out of some dry brush and grass. The club hitting the rock caused a spark, which ignited the brush...and set TWO whole hillsides on fire.

Between 150 and 200 firefighters were called in, and helicopters and fire crews on the ground used thousands of gallons of water to put out the fire in about seven hours.
There was no property damage or injuries reported.

Greg McKeown from the Orange County Fire Authority says that some parts of southern California have been so dry, and there's so much dead brush out there that it's, quote, "a recipe for wildfires, a recipe for disaster if people aren't cautious."

It doesn't appear that the golfer will be held responsible for the fire.

But check out this insane pic!!
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Golfer-s-swing-sparks-25-acre-California-blaze?urn=golf-266447








That's all for now...have a great Wednesday!