CHARLIE BIT ME...
I'd imagine Bree Olsen is into that sorta thing...
CHARLIE SHEEN took off for the Bahamas on a private jet yesterday, and he had THREE WOMEN with him.
One of them was that girl he's been running around with lately...who's been identified as Natalie Kenly. Then there's mattress actress BREE OLSON. He was romping around with her...oh hell, that was recently too, about 3 weeks back.
And Charlie's third angel is his ex-wife BROOKE MUELLER. (???) Yes, Brooke is back in the picture. RadarOnline.com claims that she even moved back in with Charlie a few days ago...along with their twin boys and the nannies.
How messed up are THESE kids gonna be!? My God!
A source says, "Her family is furious. They think this is the worst thing for her. Nothing good is coming of this. These two are terrible together."
We don't know exactly what the status of Brooke and Charlie's relationship is this time around. But we do know that there are no kids with them in the Bahamas.
But Brooke's dad says she's not in Charlie's house permanently. Just until Charlie buys the house he promised Brooke and the kids. (We still don't know if DENISE RICHARDS is taking Charlie up on that offer.)
What everybody's going to wonder now is if Charlie is off the wagon again. And it sounds like he might be. A source says, "Charlie is back to his old self, and that's not a good thing. So much for rehab at home. At this point, that's a joke."
Charlie is expected back on the set of "Two and a Half Men" on Tuesday.
TIME TO FIX THIS SH**...
After admitting to "GQ" that "Hannah Montana" destroyed his family, BILLY RAY CYRUS now tells "People" magazine that he has to build it back up.
He says, "It is very important to me to work on mending my family right now."
Billy Ray says he didn't intend for his comments to be so "explosive", adding, "My family is the most important thing I have, and we are working together to make sure our future is stronger and healthier."
Billy Ray has been spending time in Los Angeles with his wife TISH and their 11-year-old daughter Noah.
And he says, "It is all a learning process, and we thank everyone for their support and respect of our privacy as we sort through very important family issues."
RIHANNA IS A PIMPTRESS...
We heard recently that RYAN PHILLIPPE tried to put the moves on RIHANNA, and she totally shut him down. Well, that might not have been exactly true.
A source tells "Us Weekly" that Ryan SCORED...quote, "She thinks he's hot. They totally had sex. And it wasn't even the first time!"
Ohhhh sources. The source sounds 14. Seriously.
The source says their first hookup occurred back in December, when Rihanna broke up with boyfriend MATT KEMP of the L.A. Dodgers. Whatever Rihanna and Ryan are doing now, they're keeping it casual and on the down-low.
Let's not forget, Rihanna is supposedly also sexting COLIN FARRELL.
THE GREAT FACEBOOK RACE...
"American Idol" and SIMON COWELL'S "X Factor" won't only be competing for similar talent and viewers...they're also now competing to be the first competition show to have online voting through Facebook.
The "Hollywood Reporter" says Simon is working on a deal with Facebook that would allow them to have an online voting system in place for "X Factor's" first season, which premieres this fall.
Viewers would have the option of somehow voting on their own Facebook page, possibly through an "X Factor" application. Not every week though...Facebook voting would be reserved for the FINAL rounds.
This is in addition to the phone and text voting, which would still be available.
But there's a chance it WON'T happen...if it's not possible for the "details and security issues" to be worked out in time.
"Idol" would premiere the following winter...which means they might have a little extra time to swoop in and do the Facebook thing first.
Maybe. The "Hollywood Reporter" says, "there are not currently plans for Facebook to be involved with 'Idol'."
OK. But how's THIS for a second opinion . . .
"Entertainment Weekly" claims "Idol" IS chasing Facebook voting...and HAS been working on a system. In fact, they say "Idol" plans on making an announcement soon, and will debut Facebook voting soon.
Is that "soon" as in this season?
No. It's "soon" as in...TUESDAY
"Entertainment Weekly" says "Idol" has been working on this for a while now. Viewers will use their Facebook accounts to access a special "Idol" voting page. Fans will be able to vote 50 times during each voting period.
Why 50? Why not 25 times? Hell, why not just ONCE!?
There's been no official word on any of this.
HEADLINE: Justin Bieber Doesn't Care What You Think Of His Haircut
Well THANK GOD for that, right?! zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
GOT A 'VOICE'?
CEE-LO, ADAM LEVINE from MAROON 5 and CHRISTINA AGUILERA may end up judging a new NBC singing competition called "The Voice". In this one, the judges don't get to see what the contestants look like when they audition. CARSON DALY will host.
RANDOM CRAP TO ENRICH YOUR LIFE...
Even though this seems IMPOSSIBLE in 2011...5% of American households don't have microwaves. It's true. Think your grandparents. I'm not sure exactly what they're doing without them...but they're microwave-free.
In 1971, 40 years ago, less than 1% of households in the U.S. HAD microwaves.
THE RUSSIANS DRINK LIKE FISH...
We know Russia is a hard-drinkin' country, but we didn't know they were THIS hard. Until Tuesday, beer was not classified as an alcoholic product in Russia...because it wasn't alcoholic enough to count. They used to call it a FOOD.
Now, the Russian parliament has finally acknowledged that beer gets you drunk, just the same as vodka. One in five male deaths in Russia are caused by alcohol.
FORM YOUR OWN OPINION...
Back in November of 2009, 30-year-old Alini Brito and 34-year-old Cindy Mauro were teachers at James Madison High School in Brooklyn, New York. Alini was a Spanish teacher, Cindy was a French teacher.
During a student talent show, they ducked out and went to a classroom together.
That's where a janitor said he found them...having a LESBIAN SEX PARTY. He said he found Alini topless and Cindy fully naked, kneeling down, performing on her.
Both Alini and Cindy were fired.
They claim the entire thing was the janitor's imagination running wild. They say that Alini's diabetes was acting up, and Cindy was helping give her candy and sugar. (Well, at least ONE of them was getting the candy and sugar. HI-YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
The janitor swears he saw what he saw.
Anyway, Cindy and Alini just filed a lawsuit against New York City for $2 MILLION for wrongful termination.
People will sue for A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G!
Their lawyer says, quote, "They've had to deal with these false allegations of engaging in lesbian sex. It's been painful. Aside from losing their jobs, their reputations have been ruined."
Wanna see what they look like? SURE YOU DO!
Cindy is on the left. Alini could drop my place if she wanted...oh wait, lesbians. Eh maybe she's bi.
HEY CAVS FANS...COULD BE WORSE!!!
Caltech...in Pasadena, California...is an amazing school. It has fewer than 1,000 undergraduate students a year, but has churned out 31 Nobel Prize winners and some of the best science and engineering minds in the history of America.
What it's not good at...is sports. Believe it or not. Caltech doesn't give out athletic scholarships, so anyone who plays on their basketball team has to get into the school the hard way...by being a super genius/gigantic nerd.
But they have a Division Three basketball team. They're part of the Southern California Intercollegiate Athletic Conference. And Caltech holds quite a record.
They had a 26-YEAR, THREE HUNDRED AND TEN-game losing streak in the conference. They hadn't won a game against another SCIAC team since January 23rd, 1985. Until Tuesday.
On Tuesday night, the Caltech Beavers beat their SCIAC rivals, Occidental College, 46-to-45 in their final game of the season to snap the streak. (the same Occidental College that PRESIDENT OBAMA went to. How embarassing for THAT school!)
Besides owning the worst CONFERENCE record in history, Caltech is also the NCAA record holder for the worst losing streak in general. In 2007, they snapped a 207-game losing streak by beating Bard College of New York.
ALL YOU 'DAVE' FANS...
http://www.billboard.com/news#/events/dave-matthews-band-announces-summer-mini-1005044132.story
IF YOU'RE BOTH SLUTS...YOUR RELATIONSHIP SHOULD LAST!
Here's a new way to try to predict whether your relationship has a future. If you're dating someone just as SLUTTY as you, it's all good. If you're dating someone just as pure and virginal as you, same thing.
But a woman who's gotten-it-on with the entire 2009 Cleveland Browns team is going to have trouble settling down with a man who's saving himself for that special, perfect lady.
A study at Rutgers University found a very strong connection between long-term romantic partners and the number of sexual partners they had when they started the relationship.
For married couples, they found that husbands and wives with similar sexual histories had higher levels of love, satisfaction, and commitment than couples with mismatched sexual histories.
WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND DOESN'T COME THRU...YOUR 'BOYFRIEND' WILL!
If you're feeling lonely there's a new service out there that will...well...probably make you feel much, much lonelier in the long-run.
It's called Text Boyfriend. If you sign up, you pay $6-a-month to receive three sweet, loving texts every week from...an imaginary boyfriend.
In their marketing, they say, "It's cheaper than sending yourself flowers." If you want to sign up, the site is TextBoyfriend.com.
COLLEGE CHOICES? CROSS THIS ONE OFF!
My little sister will be looking at colleges soon. I hope this is NOT on her list!
A huge brawl involving at least 20 or 30 students broke out in the cafeteria at Alabama State University on Monday.
Somehow no serious injuries were reported, even though several students threw chairs, and at least one guy got pounded on by four people at once.
Police arrested one student on the spot, but they're reviewing the video of the fight that was posted on YouTube. So I assume more students are ABOUT to be arrested.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt6h9tJ7q-A&has_verified=1
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