IS THAT SUNSHINE?

I must say, sitting here looking out the window, wanting to be outside! Although I know its cold out there. Sun looks nice though! So anyway, here we go with some shtuff...


SEX COULD KILL YOU!
According to a new study out of Belgium, VIGOROUS SEX causes more heart attacks than COCAINE. To preemptively answer CHARLIE SHEEN'S question, no, we don't know if doing both simultaneously makes those risk factors multiply.

In the study, they ranked the top 10 factors that increase your risk of having a heart attack. The number one factor is traffic exposure...both from the stress and the air pollution you're exposed to. That increases your risk by 7.4%. Here's the full top 10:


#1.) Traffic exposure increases your risk of a heart attack by 7.4%
#2.) Physical exertion, increase of 6.2%
#3.) Alcohol, increase of 5%
#4.) Coffee, increase of 5%
#5.) General air pollution, increase of 4.8%
#6.) Negative emotions, increase of 3.9%
#7.) Anger, increase of 3.1%
#8.) Overeating, increase of 2.7%
#9.) POSITIVE emotions, an increase of 2.4%
#10.) Sexual activity, increase of 2.2%
#11.) Cocaine use, increase of 0.9%
#12.) Smoking marijuana, increase of 0.8%
#13.) Respiratory infections, increase of 0.6%.







BREAK-UP NOTIFIER A BUST...
There was a big setback for stalkers yesterday. The Facebook Breakup Notifier launched earlier this week...it's a free web app that tracked the relationship status of your Facebook friends, and alerted you the second one of them changed anything.

And it was a runaway success: More than 3.5 million people signed up for the thing in a matter of days.

And anything that draws in those kinds of numbers is going to land on Facebook's radar, for better or worse. In this case, it was worse...since Facebook has BANNED the Breakup Notifier.

They emailed Dan Loewenherz, the guy who founded the app, and told him that his app was taxing their system too much.

Not surprisingly, having 3.5 million people constantly checking the relationship status of their friends was bogging down the Facebook servers.

They also suggested they didn't love the content of his app and felt it might not, "provide a positive user experience."

Dan says he's working with Facebook now to get the app running again, "We're willing to comply with whatever they want us to do, within reason."

****BUT, LISTEN TO THIS****
Well...now that it's gone, a NEW relationship status stalking app has swooped in and taken its place. And this one PLAYS DIRTY.

This one is called Waiting Room, and instead of monitoring all of your friends, you only monitor the specific ones who are in relationships...relationships that YOU are hoping are reaching an end. (Check it out at http://waitingroom.caraso.com/)

Then it lets you know when those people switch from "in a relationship" to "single."

But here's where it jacks up the dirtiness. Ya ready? Waiting Room doesn't just sit there, waiting for a relationship to end...it also INTERFERES in people's relationships. (!!!)

When you sign up to monitor someone on Facebook, they get a message saying that someone is waiting for them to become single. And Waiting Room keeps your identity anonymous!

Buuuut 48 hours after they switch to single, the person gets to learn your identity.







QUOTEABLE...
A new survey asked Americans if there was one movie quote that could sum up their life philosophy, what would it be. And the winning quote was from..."Forrest Gump". And no, it's not listing different kinds of shrimp recipes.

26% of Americans said they can best sum up their lives with the quote, "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get."

A quote from "The Wizard of Oz" came in second, with 21%. That quote, of course, is, "There's no place like home."

8% of people went for the quote "Carpe diem," which means "Seize the day," from "Dead Poets Society".

Two different quotes got 7% of the vote..."Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'" from "The Shawshank Redemption", and "Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night" from "All About Eve".

Two quotes got 6% of the vote..."Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" from "Gone With the Wind", and "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth" from "The Pride of the Yankees".

Two quotes got 4% of the vote..."May the Force be with you" from "Star Wars", and "What we have here is a failure to communicate" from "Cool Hand Luke".

"Show me the money" from "Jerry Maguire" got 3%. And finally, 2% of the vote went to both "There's no crying in baseball" from "A League of Their Own" and "Houston, we have a problem" from "Apollo 13".








THE AVERAGE MAN...
It's nice that we really make every moment count. A British website just published their findings from a survey where they attempted to figure out how the average man spends his life.
According to their findings, the average man . . .

Spends 11 years in front of the TV.

Spends 10,585 hours, or 1.2 years, at bars.

Spends one full month searching for matching socks. (This is why I buy generic packs)

Has nine sexual partners.

Only learns how to cook four meals. (Yikes!)

Earns an average of $45,495-a-year over the course of his life.

And says "sorry" 1.9 million times. (That's way too much, especially cause we probably aren't sorry for 3/4 of it. Not sorry, don't say it.)






WHAT'S FOR LUNCH? PB&J AND A LITTLE LINE...
And THIS is why you should do a psychotically thorough background check before you put your kid into a daycare center.

On Friday, police in Pittsburgh (go figure) busted the R&B Childcare Services for running two underground industries out of their daycare center. Industry one: CRACK COCAINE. Industry two: SEX TOYS.

Agents busted into R&B and found $6,000 worth of crack, several bags of adult toys, and $4,000 cash.

The toys and some pornography were sitting in the same room where the children play.

There were between 10 and 15 children enrolled at R&B. The raid happened at 7:00 A.M., before the kids arrived for the day.

50-year-old Reanell Booker ran the daycare. She has no prior arrests...but now she's looking at serious drug charges and probably child endangerment charges as well.







OH MY GOD...
Well, no matter WHAT your mom did to embarrass you in school, I can 100% guarantee it wasn't as bad as what this mom did.

51-year-old Lori Lauer of Sebastian, Florida has a daughter who goes to Sebastian River High School. HIGH SCHOOL. According to a police report that was just released, on Valentine's Day, Lori drove to the school to pick up her daughter.

She got out of her car and wandered around, and ended up about 40 yards away from an outdoor physical education class.

And for some reason, she decided to bend over and MOON the kids. (!!!) LOL!

She bent over, pulled up her one-piece sweater skirt, then pulled down her pantyhose. The kids in the class started screaming and cheering.

A police officer saw the entire thing. He quickly arrested Lori for misdemeanor disorderly conduct, and disruption or interference of a school function.

There's still no word on what motivated Lori to moon the gym class.







SOME OLD SCHOOL MUSIC TOURS...
DEF LEPPARD will tour with HEART this summer. Aug 24 at Blossom
http://www.defleppard.com/tour/

POISON and Bret Michaels will tour with MOTLEY CRUE. No dates announced yet.



Be good, more tomorrow!