THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO....

Current personal conundrum? (it's not really a conundrum) Dry skin! Mainly on my hands. Which makes me think, it's March 29, shouldn't be dealing with dry skin anymore! Because it shouldn't be this cold!!!

POLICE CONFISCATED A GUY'S STEREO...
And why would they do THAT?
It was after he kept his neighbours awake by blaring out the Whitney Houston hit "I'm Every Woman"

The man in question, who has not been named, irritated other people living in his apartment building by playing his 'tiny collection of CDs', including the Whitney song and rap songs by 50 Cent, over and over again.

He was served with a noise abatement notice but, when this went unheeded, officers were forced to break down the door and confiscate his CDs and stereo!

What Q92 artist would make YOU call the police if you had to hear it blaring over and over again?








SHOCKING! WOMEN ARE MORE ATTRACTED TO YOU...
...when they aren't sure if you're attracted to them.
WOAH!!!

A study that tells us EXACTLY what every single person already knows. Yep, scientific proof that nothing turns a woman off quicker than actually showing interest in her.

A new study by the University of Virginia found that women are more attracted to a man when they're not SURE if that man is interested back. Once the man shows clear interest, the woman becomes less into him.

Erin Whitchurch co-authored the study. She says, "If you can get a person to think about you, you can make that person think they're attracted to you. Uncertainty is one way to get them to think about you."







CHRIS BROWN'S BROKEN WINDOW COST $2000...
The window that CHRIS BROWN broke backstage at "Good Morning America" last week cost $2,055.36 to replace.

That's $583.26 for the glass, and $1,472.10 for labor.
It took three guys five hours to do it. Sounds like a union job to me? A company called Philip Kaplan Glass Works did the job.

RadarOnline.com says Chris offered to pay for the window, but ABC turned him down.

Talk about being an enabler. They refuse to prosecute or even make him pay for the damage he caused. Why? Because they want him back for an EXCLUSIVE, no doubt. WITH Rihanna. Deets on my FB page on that, www.facebook.com/robbiemackpage

In related news, Chris Brown's publicist Tammy Brook resigned late last week. But it supposedly had nothing to do with his tantrum. Riiiiiiight.










FRIDAY, ANYONE?
Whether you like it or not, 13-year-old "Friday" superstar REBECCA BLACK is launching a music career. She has a manager now, and his team has built a website for her at RebeccaBlackOnline.com.

It already has a bio, photos, and videos...and of course, that flawless "Friday" video itself. (Which now has like 60 MILLION views, btw.) But that's not all.

Supposedly, Rebecca is drawing interest from major record labels.

Her new manager says, "Record labels have been contacting [us] about Rebecca. There is definitely interest from real record labels. They've found out she can sing.

"With all this exposure, we're looking at her coming out with more songs and an album. We've been getting submissions from a lot of fantastic songwriters. That's a good sign."

Hmmm. And now, for the BAD sign...
None of these people seem to be grasping the fact that we ONLY care about "Friday" because it's so terrible. If it were better, it'd be mediocre...and she'd be indistinguishable from the MILLIONS of mediocre "singers" on YouTube.










I'M HERE TO TELL YOU, THIS IS JUNK RIGHT HERE...
According to a new study, the average man doesn't start feeling OLD until he hits age 58.

OK, I'm 25 and I'm pretty I already feel old! Then again, no one said I was average...

The average woman starts feeling old at...age 29.

WOW, 58 for guys but 29 (!!!) for the ladies!

That means it literally takes TWICE as long for men to feel old.

The most common thing that made women start to feel old was finding gray hairs or SAGGING body parts. The most common thing that made men start to feel old was when they couldn't perform in bed!

The second-most common thing that made men start to feel old? When they start thinking that music is being played too loud in bars. Hahahahaah!!

Cary Cooper is a psychology professor at Lancaster University in England. He says, "Magazines are filled with young, attractive women. Women start to perceive themselves as old when they no longer feel...trendy or fashionable.

"Men, on the other hand, don't have to be good looking, it doesn't concern them. At 30, women have matured, they're expected to think about getting married and starting a family.

"The majority of men are much more career oriented...they don't feel old until they've reached retirement age."








WELL, LOOK AT YOU....
Hey, every study may show that women make less money than men...but, in the male gender's defense, we NEED that extra money because we don't have the supple, perky breasts that are necessary to get a bunch of discounts.

According to a new survey, 85% of women say they've FLIRTED to get a discount...and that's just in the past month.

You sneaky sneaky ladies...

The most common techniques are hair tossing, eye contact, giggling, and being overly friendly. The most common places to flirt for discounts are bars, electronics stores and gyms.

And...the flirting works.

The average woman surveyed saves $240 every year, or an average of $20 a month, by flirting.

And 56% say they've gotten things completely free just by flirting.

When the flirting doesn't work and they have to pay full price, more than two out of three women say they get VERY embarrassed...and 92% will actually leave and go shop around.

The survey also found the top 10 things that people of both genders REFUSE to buy without a discount. In order, they are: Car, vacation, TV, house, clothes, phone, furniture, computer, camera, and cable subscription.







RIHANNA ON ROLLING STONE...
...see it on my FB today: www.facebook.com/robbiemackpage







NICKI MINAJ GIVES A LAP DANCE TO WEEZY...
NICKI MINAJ gave LIL WAYNE a lap-dance at their show in New York on Sunday night. She sat him down, and told him, quote, "You got three rules: Legs open, hands behind your back, mouth shut."
http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/28/nicki-minaj-lil-wayne-lap-dance-video-concert-new-york-nassau-coliseum/







100...NO, 139 IN A 55...IN A NEON!!!
The hook of this story isn't that police in caught a man driving 139 in a 55. That's crazy, but not even close to crazy enough to end up on my radar.

No, the reason we're talking about this is because the guy was doing 139 in a 55...IN A DODGE NEON!!!!

Yep...he was almost tripling the speed limit in one of the most generic, boring cars of the last three decades.
Now, I owned a Dodge Neon for 3 years. I don't even recall if the speedometer GOES that high!

The man is 23 years old and his name wasn't released. He was driving through Saguenay, Quebec, Canada when he was caught.

The car was a 2003 Dodge SX 2.0...they changed the name of the Neon to the "SX" in Canada that year in an attempt to get rid of the Neon stigma. It didn't work, and Neons haven't been made since 2005.

The driver is looking at fines of $2,137 for speeding, $274 for worn out tires, and $1,267 because he had a PASSENGER at the time and was putting that person's life in danger. He could also lose his license for two years.

He was not under the influence at the time.