GRAMMY THOUGHTS

Commentary as we move thru tonight's Grammy's:
(In hindsight, this only makes sense if you're watching it at the time...here it is anyway)


Katy Perry brought her 90 year old grandmother to the Grammy's. That's sweet and all but read between the lines...Russell Brand is a tool/marriage will end soon!!

Earlier tonight in the non-televised portion of the awards, Akron natives The Black Keys scored a few Grammys including Best Alternative Album and Best Duo/Group Rock Performance. Congrats to some local dudes!!!

Christina Aguilera opens the show?? Haven't we learned anything about Xtina opening big events...

Maroon 5, Paramore, Sade, Train, Glee: Pop Duo or Group...TRAIN wins...opens with a Bieber joke. Hope he doesn't win sh*t - Train deserves this one. Go Pat!

Gaga looks like what would happen to Gwen Stefani in 1996 if she'd have been addicted to drugs and played in her makeup too long...with pointy shoulders

This is why I don't like country...that felt like 12 minutes! Sorry to any country music fans, it drives me nuts. Lenny Kravitz!! Where the hell's HE been?! MUSE!!! alright, I dig me some Muse!

I hope Eminem ties Rihanna to the bed and sets her HAIR on fire. Nah, Staples Center would be torched in 30 seconds...

Please put Ryan Seacrap into Gaga's egg. Love, America

B.o.B and Bruno are KILLING IT right now

They found the daughter from Family Matters!!!!

They can't do pop anymore, they go to country! Who Will Save Your Soul?? Country will!! You Were Meant For It. Follow your heart, your Intuition!

Stealing this from my dude cause it's too funny: She was at the VMAs covered in meat. Now she's at the Grammys dressed as an egg. Two more red carpets and Gaga will be a Denny's Grand Slam.

FYI: Bieber shut up...you can un-mute your TV now.

Best Rock Album: Paramore presents...oh yeah, Hayley is REAL glad to have you join her...pshhhh: Jeff Beck, Muse, Pearl Jam, Tom Petty, Neil Young...give me Muse............MUSE! sweet!

That Adele song "Rolling In The Deep" that was in that movie commercial is GREAT, download it

Best Pop Vocal album, GAGA WINS! She deserves that for sure. Oh and I wanna do bad things to Selena Gomez #creepy comments - oh GAGA cussed! **insert silence**

This Mumford song is sooooooooooo much better than Little Lion Man. This is called "The Cave

Barbara Streisand coming up? I'm plotting my trip to the pisser...

Did you know Lady A were "Grammy Wimmers"?? Don't parents teach their kids how to wim?

If Kings Of Leon have any common sense they'll punch Miley in the ******

Hey, Cee Lo...stay OUT of Katy's dressing room bro!!

KATY P!
HOLY PERRY'S!!!!

Mini-rant: Thank you Lady A for thanking radio. More artists should do this. We play your damn songs!!!

Seth Rogen's "getting high with Miley" joke FTW!!!! OK, Em/Ri/Dre - shhhhhh

BEST NEW: Bieber, Drake, Florence and Machine, Mumford, some Mexican chick no one knows....I'd say Drake. Annnnd the mexican chick takes it. WHO?!

The Em/Ri was hotness.....annnnnd F BOMB!

So to Mr. big-time Grammy dude: ummm radio DOES pay for the use of music...both to the writers and free promotion to the performers who the SELL concert tickets and swag and make an ass-ton of cash off of it! STFU!

Ashley points out...the dead-artist montage FORGOT Rich Cronin!! LFO- Lyte Funky Ones!! Where's the Abercrombie & Fitch love up in here?!?!

QUICK!! SKUNK!! oh wait, its Nicki Minaj, my bad

Eminem for best rap album....you know thats right!

oh my...gonna have naughty dreams of Rihanna and those legs tonight!! sheeeeeesh...

RECORD YEAR: Nothin On You, Love The Way You Lie, Eff U, Empire State Of Mind (really?), Need You Now: Gimme Em & Ri or B.o.B - Lady A got it....pffffft!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wrong!

Biggie: ALBUM: Arcade Fire, Eminem, Lady A, Gaga, Katy, I want Katy or Em.........annnnd....Arcade Fire? pfffft. turn it off, Grammy's over