LOOKIE LOOKIE, CALL THE BOOKIE...

Call your bookie? Idk, it rhymed, go with it!

And lookie lookie cause the blog is back! I hope yer giddy...
What a week! An inch of ice, over half of Stark County with no power...CRAZY! Most of you are back now, although the ice is falling AGAIN as I type this. Yay...

OH CHARLIE...
No matter how many times CHARLIE SHEEN messes up, it just never gets old. Because it's always epic. And you can always count on hearing something so ridiculous it just can't be real. But it is.
We don't know if THIS is real, but given Charlie's track record, there's no reason to NOT believe it.

Charlie's marathon party last week started with his attempt to start his own little, "porn family" down the street from his own house.

According to TMZ, Charlie had a meeting Tuesday night at the home of his neighbor, George Santo Pietro...who happens to be VANNA WHITE'S ex-husband.
And Charlie brought along his realtor and three of his favorite MATTRESS ACTRESSES.

What was the purpose of this meeting? George is taking a four-month trip to Thailand.

And Charlie wanted to pay him $1 million to rent out his house for the whole time so he could move his porno minxes in and play house with them.
It wasn't meant to be, however. Charlie's people found out about his plan on Wednesday morning and, wisely, told him it wasn't gonna happen.

We THINK we know which three "actresses" Charlie was trying to set up house with. One was KACEY JORDAN.

The other two were reportedly 19-year-old GIGI RIVERA and 19-year-old MELANIE RIOS.

Rios is reportedly one of the girls who was still with Charlie when he was taken to the hospital Thursday morning at about 6:30 A.M. We don't know about Gigi. But we'd heard last week that Kacey left the party Wednesday afternoon.

Here's something CHARLIE SHEEN probably didn't know about his mattress actress KACEY JORDAN: About three years ago, she did some heavy-duty partying with KEVIN FEDERLINE.

And it got so intense that she ended up PREGNANT. But she had an abortion.

A source says, quote, "Right after the abortion her partying got so out of control that she left the porn business for a while and straightened up. Kacey has a bad drug problem and a heart problem."

Kacey wouldn't comment on the abortion, but she did admit to dating your man K-Fed for a while. And she even watched the kids while Kevin was working through his divorce with BRITNEY SPEARS.

She says, "He was busy with going to so many meetings with lawyers. We went swimming. They were great."






HEY BUDDDDDDDDY....
ZAC EFRON and VANESSA HUDGENS might not be back together after all. They might just be FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS.

A so-called "source" says, quote, "[They're] comfortable flirting and acting like a couple amongst friends, [but] nothing is official.

"They are just friends with benefits and while something more is certainly possible, they are taking things slow. It's obvious they still have strong feelings for each other and are continuing to hook up."







HE'LL CATCH A GRENADE, BUT NOT JAIL TIME...
BRUNO MARS got off easy. He will NOT have to do any prison time for his cocaine bust...as long he stays out of trouble for the next year.

Bruno was arrested in Las Vegas last September, after a bathroom attendant saw him with cocaine...and ratted him out.

On Friday, Bruno plead guilty to felony cocaine possession. As part of his deal, he'll have to pay a $2,000 fine, and will have to do 200 hours of community service and undergo drug counseling. But he won't have to go to jail.

He could've been sentenced to up to FOUR years behind bars, but since this is his first offense, he'll get away with a year of informal probation. And as long as he keeps his nose clean...literally...he'll have all this erased from his record.

Bruno's lawyer doesn't think there will be any future problems. He says, "Bruno is very appreciative [that] he is being given this opportunity as a first offender not to suffer any conviction and instead to have his charge dismissed.

"He is taking all of this quite seriously."

Let's hope!






IDOL IS SELLING MUSIC...FOR AEROSMITH
When STEVEN TYLER got the "American Idol" gig, AEROSMITH guitarist JOE PERRY and the rest of the band seemed concerned with what it was going to do to the band.

Well, so far...it seems to be HELPING.

If you've been watching "Idol", you've probably noticed how frequently they're showcasing Aerosmith songs...both in the background, and up front...with some contestants even singing Aerosmith songs with Steven.

And naturally, this is boosting their profile. The Aerosmith song "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" is now #22 on the iTunes chart...and two versions of "Dream On" are charting #77 and #115, respectively.







GOOD CHARLOTTE...
JOEL MADDEN hates the cover of GOOD CHARLOTTE'S greatest hits album, which was released without their input. He called it, quote, "the worst artwork ever. What a shame. Sony could have a least told us! We would have helped. I think?"






HAND OVER YOUR WOMAN CARD?
If you believe "The Courier Mail", women are in danger of losing their "female" skills. That's basically a sexist way to say that women today can't do the kinds of things in the kitchen and the garden that their moms and grandmothers did. For example...

Only 51% of girls under 30 can cook a pot roast, compared to 82% of the women who are baby boomers. Only 23% can grow a plant from a cutting, which 78% of their moms and grandmothers could do.

And only 40% of women under 30 can drive stick, compared to 71% of older women. At the same time: Over 70% say they take out the trash, 77% mow the lawn, and 70% wash the car.

I'd have to think its due to age, no? Don't you think you ladies will learn those things by the time you're the age of your parents? I'd have to think so...






PLEASE FORGIVE ME...
You don't need more proof that guys apply rampant double standards when it comes to dating and sex...but here you go anyway.

According to a new study in a scientific journal called "Personality and Individual Differences", guys are more forgiving of a girlfriend who CHEATS on them...as long as she cheats on them with another woman.

According to survey of 700 college kids, half of all guys would stick with their girlfriend after she admitted to a little girl-on-girl cheating. And 22%...or over one in five...would stick around if she cheated on them with another dude. (???)

I don't understand this. I used to say that everyone makes a mistake sometimes and deserves a second chance, but I also feel that if you feel the need to cheat, you aren't TRULY happy with someone...it makes more sense to just end the thing than to continue the charade.

Jaime Confer and Mark Cloud are the psychologists who led the study, and they say, "These findings are even more remarkable given that surveys show men have more negative attitudes toward homosexuality than women."

But it's actually not that remarkable. Especially when you consider WHY guys are so forgiving of girl-on-girl cheating. According to the study, "Men may view a partner's homosexual affair as an opportunity to mate with more than one woman simultaneously."

Ding. And there you have it. Do I even need to go on? Probably not.

Actually I do...because it's the opposite for women.
Women are MORE likely to stay in the relationship if their guy cheats with a woman. That's what 28% of them said. And they're LESS likely to stay if he does it with another dude. That's what 21% said.

I guess I don't really find that surprising either. OK, moving on...






I NEVER WASTE A GOOD OPPORTUNITY...
...to get some juicy Miley Cyrus dirt out there that makes her look bad...cause I hate her.

"Us Weekly" says the producers of MILEY CYRUS' new movie, "LOL", are trying to digitally alter a scene where she smokes pot with another character.

In this particular scene, Miley tokes with a male character.

But because of that video that hit the web last year in which Miley takes a bong hit of the hallucinogenic herb salvia, the producers are worried that it'll cause a controversy that'll swallow up the movie.

But I'm telling you now, so spread the word, eh?

A so-called "source" says, "The scene can't be re-shot. [So they're using] tricky editing and effects magic, they are erasing all traces of her inhaling or being in the same shot with the actor."
That includes using computer technology to erase Miley's entire arm out of at least one shot.

"LOL" is supposed to come out this year, but it doesn't have a release date yet. It also stars Ashley Greene, Thomas Jane, Gina Gershon and Demi Moore as Miley's mom.







THE EXCLUSIVE CLUB...
If you want your kid to go to an exclusive college, don't waste your time with Harvard, Yale or Stanford. Those are SAFETY SCHOOLS compared to the college we're talking about today.

And that school is...McDonald's Hamburger University in China!!!

McDonald's opened up the Hamburger U outside of Shanghai, and SO many people want in that they're only accepting the best EIGHT out of every 1,000 applicants.

That's an acceptance rate under one percent. In comparison, Harvard accepts about 7% of applicants...or about 875% more applicants than Hamburger U in Shanghai. (Yale accepts 7.5%, Stanford is 7.6%.)

Students who get accepted to the McDonald's college in China learn how to manage a McDonald's restaurant. There are currently 1,300 McDonald's locations in China, and 1,000 more will be opening over the next four years.

The fight for spots at Hamburger University in China is intense because unemployment is even worse over there than it is over here. More than 26% of China's college graduates are unemployed.

When you graduate from Hamburger University, you're almost guaranteed a job right away.

Interesting fact: While Harvard, Yale, and Stanford are the most selective schools in the U.S., the school that's the least selective is...right down the road in Morgantown, WV! West Virginia State University. They have an acceptance rate of 100%.







ALRIGHT GUYS...OUR MOST-DESIRABLE LADIES...
Blake Lively is the Most Desirable Woman in the World, According to AskMen.com:

Wait, what??

AskMen.com has released its annual list of the 99 Most Desirable Women in the World. And this year, "Gossip Girl" minx BLAKE LIVELY takes the top spot.

Blake jumped a massive 84 spots from 2010, when she was 85th. Her profile was probably lifted considerably by her appearance last year in BEN AFFLECK'S crime thriller, "The Town".

Blake was followed by the oh-so-sexy MILA KUNIS at #2 and SOFIA VERGARA at #3. Here's this year's Top 10 . . .

#1.) Blake Lively
#2.) Mila Kunis
#3.) Sofia Vergara
#4.) Selita Ebanks
#5.) Miranda Kerr
#6.) British singer Cheryl Cole
#7.) Scarlett Johansson
#8.) Katy Perry
#9.) Anne Hathaway
#10.) "Mad Men" actress Jessica Pare

It looks like brunettes are 'in' this year...because 70 of the 99 women on the list have dark hair. 27 are blondes and two are redheads.
The redheads are busty "Mad Men" minx CHRISTINA HENDRICKS, who finished 21st on the list, and EMMA STONE, who came in at #32.

The average age of this year's ladies is 28. British pop star PIXIE LOTT (#70) is the youngest. She just turned 20 a little over two weeks ago. And HALLE BERRY (#85) is this year's oldest at 44.

MEGAN FOX might want to note that ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY...who replaced her in the "Transformers" franchise...also beat her on this list.

Rosie came in 15th, while Megan dropped from #11 last year, all the way to #49 this year.

Wanna see them? OF COURSE YOU DO!
http://www.askmen.com/specials/2011_top_99/1-blake-lively.html






BIG GAME WEEKEND...WHAT TO BET ON:
Every year, sports books go all out for the Super Bowl. They don't just let you bet on the game...you can bet on all kinds of things that have nothing to do with football. Here are some of the best ones you can bet on this year:

How long will it take CHRISTINA AGUILERA to sing the National Anthem? Over one minute, 54 seconds gets two-to-three odds...the odds that it'll go less than a minute, 54 seconds are six-to-five.

What will the first touchdown celebration be? There are odds on everything from spiking the ball at two-to-one, all the way up to MOONING THE FANS at 20-to-1. A good bet might be a player flexing his biceps, at six-to-one.

What will FERGIE wear in the halftime show? The BLACK EYED PEAS are performing at the half. Fergie wearing pants or a dress gets even odds...shorts are three-to-one...a bodysuit is seven-to-one...and a THONG is at 10-to-one.

How many times will FOX mention BRETT FAVRE during the game? Favre was the last quarterback to lead the Packers to the Super Bowl. The odds he gets over 2.5 mentions are one-to-two...the odds of fewer mentions are three-to-two.

How many NFL players will be arrested during Super Bowl weekend? If you think any current players will be arrested, you can bet that at three-to-two odds. No arrests has one-to-two odds.

Which Super Bowl commercial will rate highest on the "USA Today" Ad Meter? Budweiser and Bud Light both have 11-to-four odds . . . Doritos has 11-to-two . . . GoDaddy is 10-to-1 . . . Pepsi is six-to-one . . . and any other ad is five-to-two.

All of these odds come from Sportsbook.com, Bodog.com, and BetUS.com.







WHY...
...you should root for the GREEN AND YELLOW GREEN AND YELLOW tomorrow...aside from the fact that this is OHIO, not Pennsylvania:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=6079827