MAYBE MONDAY?

I say maybe only because it doesnt FEEL like a Monday, at least for me?
...OK, I was just trying to come up with an 'M' word to go next to Monday.

Actually, I could go with "Minerva Monday"...go watch the video posted on my FB page that listener Stacey shared. I think it'll inspire something we should talk about after 7pm...




SWEET SWEET LOVIN'?
We've all been there and done that...the break-up sex! One...last...taste of the sweet sweet lovin' you'll never again get to enjoy!
ZAC EFRON and VANESSA HUDGENS were all over each other Friday night at a Hollywood club called Eden.

A so-called "source" says, "They were constantly touching and kissing each other. Vanessa was bopping around with her arms up while Zac had his hands all over her."

The groping didn't stop when they gave up the dance floor for their table...quote, "Zac sat in between her legs and she wrapped her arms around him.

"They were making out on and off for the last hour or so until closing. They acted like there was no one else in the room."

Zac and Vanessa dated for about five years, before supposedly breaking up in early December.






DENISE RICHARDS IS SINGLE AGAIN
DENISE RICHARDS and NIKKI SIXX have broken up, after a few weeks together.

A source says it was never anything serious to begin with...quote, "They decided to try it and she was not interested. That's dating. This isn't some big, dramatic split."

Translated: It was some good strange while it lasted, time to move on.






WHO'S COMING TO "GLEE"?
A lot of new "Glee" news came out over the weekend. Here's the rundown:

"Glee" will be taking on LADY GAGA'S new single, "Born This Way", which is the title track off her next album. (The single isn't even out yet. It'll be released on February 13th. The album is scheduled to hit stores on May 23rd.)

The song will be featured in an episode about Karofsky, the closeted gay bully. There's no airdate yet, but it'll be sometime in March or April.

Meanwhile, "Glee" co-creator Ryan Murphy has confirmed that GWYNETH PALTROW will return to the show later this season. She'll do two more episodes, which will probably air in early March.

She'll reprise her role as a substitute teacher named Holly Holliday. When Gwyneth did the show back in November, her character taught Spanish. This time, she'll be teaching Sex Ed. Meow?

Murphy also denied speculation that "Glee" will do a JUSTIN BIEBER-themed episode. He said that one of Justin's songs will be performed in a future episode, but that Justin doesn't have a big enough catalog yet to support a full episode. (He may never...)







DO YOU FEAR FOR HUMANITY YET?
Probably not...maybe I'm fearing YOU

This just in: The "Jersey Shore" phenomenon is not over. In fact, it apparently hasn't even peaked yet.

Last Thursday, the third season premiere attracted nearly 8.5 million viewers, which was the show's biggest audience to date. In fact, it's now the biggest series broadcast in the HISTORY of MTV!

By comparison, Season One premiered to 1.4 million viewers...and Season Two had 5.3 million viewers. The show's previous ratings high came toward the end of last season, when 6.7 million viewers tuned in.

Here's one more random fact: The episode attracted more young viewers...between the ages of 12 and 34...than any episode of any show this year, on cable OR broadcast TV. (That excludes sporting events.)







AMERICA'S MOST-INFESTED CITIES...
Time to judge some other cities for being FILTHY CESSPOOLS. "U.S. News & World Report" put together this list of American cities infested with bugs, rodents, and other incredibly undesirable things.

RATS. In a study back in 2007, New York City had the most rats in the country. Possibly as many as 100 MILLION. Houston came in second, and Boston was third.

KILLER BEES. Angry, Africanized killer bees first showed up in the U.S. in Hidalgo, Texas in 1990. And since then, it's remained the killer bee capital of the country.

ALLERGENS. Dayton, Ohio ranked the highest for allergens in a study that looked at pollen scores and the number of allergy medicines used per capita. Wichita, Kansas is second, and Louisville, Kentucky is third.

SHARKS. New Smyrna Beach, Florida has had the most shark attacks of any city in the U.S., with 219 confirmed attacks since 1882.

BEDBUGS. Based on a study by Terminix, New York City has the most bedbugs in the country. Philadelphia has the second most. But on a state-by-state level, Ohio has the most bedbugs in the U.S.
Heh...yeah. SWEET DREAMS!!!

BUGS. There hasn't been a study done on a city level, but by state, Florida has the highest level of cockroaches, ants, and termites. Louisiana is second, and Texas is third.







"HEY" REPLACES "DEAR"...
You know, this is something I've thought about when starting an email...'hey' seems a little TOO informal sometimes. But 'dear' sounds too stuck-up and old school.

When you're writing an email...whether it's to friends, co-workers or some pervert you found on Craigslist...your first word is probably "Hey." "Hey guys!" or "Hey everyone" or "Hey fellow pervert!" But you're not the only one.

The "Wall Street Journal" recently interviewed linguistic experts, etiquette experts, and English professors, and they all agreed that "Hey" has replaced "Dear" as the most common way we start our written communication.

Most of them said that "Dear" is becoming a more FORMAL term.

Anna Post is an etiquette guru who runs the Emily Post Institute. She says, "I don't think [dear] is as important as it used to be. You can still certainly use it [though]. If you don't know someone well, or for a new client, I would use 'dear.'"

But when you've got some familiarity with someone, "hey" is becoming the acceptable modern standard.

Jeanne Phillips writes the Dear Abby column. She says she rarely uses "dear" anymore, because with email and texting, written communication has become much less formal, so something casual like "hey" or "hi" makes sense.

"We live in an age of technology, and things are going to evolve, and it's a good thing."







THIS IS A *GOOD* STATISTIC...
You see stories about different things going extinct within the next few decades and it's almost always bad news. Newspapers. Landlines. Social Security. Well...here's a good one.

A new analysis of the tobacco industry found that, based on current trends, SMOKERS could be extinct by 2050.

Right now, only about one in of five Americans smoke...that's down from one in four in just a decade. That's an INSANELY fast decline.

And within 30 to 50 years, all the people still smoking could be either DEAD...or they'll have quit, with no new smokers taking their place.






UM...OOPS?
We'll talk about this tonight too, worst LIE you've ever caught your significant other in...
There's no crazy like "I just found out my boyfriend is secretly leading a double life and is already married" crazy.

Recently, a 33-year-old woman from Fort Walton Beach, Florida was staying with her boyfriend at a Best Western on Okaloosa Island, Florida...when he confessed to her that he secretly had a WIFE.

And she FLIPPED OUT.

She pushed him out of the room...and pulled the FIRE ALARM. As the hotel guests started evacuating, she stood in the lobby, tossing MIDDLE FINGERS at everyone who looked at her.

She was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and a false fire alarm.

The Best Western decided to offer refunds to all of the guests who cleared out because of the fake fire alarm.

You catch someone in a good lie? Tell me about it, 330-450-9292






CAN YOU HANDLE IT?
A little humor to wrap it up...NO PUN INTENDED...today.

Last week, 52-year-old Rick Troupe of Longmont, Colorado, went to a Burger King drive-thru...and pulled out his JUNK in the car. When he got to the window, he asked the 24-year-old female employee if she could, "handle his Whopper."

She took down his license plate number...the cops quickly tracked him down and arrested him for indecent exposure.