FREAKIN' FRIIIIIIIDAY BABY!!

How's your week been? GREAT week over here...everything seems to be falling into place! A friend of mine says 2011 is supposedly a lucky year, because of the 1's? I don't see why that would make it lucky, but I'm not questioning it so far!



MOST SOUGHT-AFTER BODY PARTS. WAIT, WHAT?!
Beverly Hills plastic surgeons Richard Fleming and Toby Mayer have released their 14th annual list of the most sought-after celebrity body parts.

These are the parts that were most popular among their insecure clients over the past year.

This year, the most desired body overall for women is that of GISELE BUNDCHEN...while the guys want to look like MARK WAHLBERG.

Here are the individual results:
NOSE: Most women who hate their own schnozzes wish they could have NATALIE PORTMAN'S. Guys were partial to that of JUDE LAW.

HAIR: Women are into the TAYLOR SWIFT look, while the guys dig JON HAMM from "Mad Men".

EYES: Women desire the oversized eyes of ANNE HATHAWAY...while guys wish they could seduce women with HUGH JACKMAN'S totally heterosexual gaze.

LIPS: This was kind of an upset...with SCARLETT JOHANSSON beating out the usual winner, ANGELINA JOLIE in the women's category. Men want ASHTON KUTCHER'S lips.

Really? Are dudes walking into plastic surgeons' offices and saying, "Give me Ashton Kutcher's lips"??? You should have to immediately turn in your man-card if you've ever done that.

CHIN: Women are all about the HALLE BERRY chin...while JON HAMM picked up another nod from the guys.

CHEEKS: Chicks dig the cheeks of "Mad Men's" JANUARY JONES. Guys are into the LEONARDO DICAPRIO look.

SKIN: Women want AMY ADAMS' skin...guys want the milky goodness of manly superstar NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.

Um...I wanna look like ME!

Check out the top THREE finishers in each category at the following link...
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/01/06/gisele-bundchen-mark-wahlberg-plastic-surgery-celeb-bodies/







RYAN SEACRAP THINKS SIMON WAS JEALOUS OF HIM? OH PLEASE...
Listen to this asshat...here we go! The new issue of "Entertainment Weekly" includes a cover story on the NEW "American Idol"...in which RYAN SEACREST and the current judges talk about how the show is moving on without SIMON COWELL. It hits newsstands TODAY.

Basically, everyone said they miss Simon...that things are different without him there...and that they're hoping those changes breathe some new life into the show.

But Ryan did take a little shot at Simon. He said that Simon was, "just so jealous of me. From Day One, he was envious of my career at such a young age."

Give me a f***in' break! Could he be any more full of himself?!
DISCLOSURE: I hate Ryan Seacrap

He added that Simon's departure has, "aged the show down a bit. There are less clouds of smoke. We start earlier. There's less...what's that English dish he always ordered for lunch?...Shepherd's Pie."

For what it's worth, that "jealous" line was not in the preview that "Entertainment Weekly" posted on their website. The "New York Post" reported that he said it. It's unclear whether or not that line made the print version.

Meanwhile, RANDY JACKSON, JENNIFER LOPEZ and STEVEN TYLER talked about how collaborative the judging process has been so far this season.

Randy said, "We definitely miss [Simon], but it's a different kind of vibe. It's a different kind of energy now. And I think in Season 10 the show actually really needed it. It's not about replacing him or any of the other [judges].

"People have been saying to us, 'Who's mean?' We've all traded off on that because I think you have to always give people the truth, no matter what."

J-Lo added, "We're more of a collaborative judging group. We're always leaning over to each other and saying, 'Oh my God, I think she's good.' 'Oof, I don't get it.' 'You don't like it?'

"I mean, not in a way where it becomes disrespectful to [the contestant's] moment, but we discuss things. We just have a totally different style than any of the past judging tables." (Not that Jennifer would really know much about that, right?)

Jennifer also teased that she wouldn't be surprised if the show had its "youngest winner ever." (At 17, Jordin Sparks is currently the youngest winner in "Idol" history. The minimum age was lowered to 15 for the upcoming season. Clearly aiming at the teen audience and hoping to find the next Bieber.)

That being said, Steven Tyler doesn't know how old anyone is. He says, "It's just astounding. Some of them are 15 and look like they're 30. And some of them are 30 and look like they're 15." (???)

"Idol" premieres on January 19th. Yay. I think.






NEW YEAR, NEW CAREER
Take a look around your workplace today. Let's say you've got 20 co-workers. If they all get their wish, at least SEVENTEEN of them won't be working there by 2012.

According to a new survey by a career management firm called Right Management, EIGHTY-FOUR PERCENT of American workers say they're planning on actively looking for a new job this year. That's just under 17 out of 20.

Only 5% of people say that they plan on staying in their current position. The other 11% aren't going to look for new jobs, but wouldn't mind taking one if it falls in their lap.

Last year, in the same survey, only 60% said that they planned on actively looking for a new job.

The people at Right Management say the main reason for the planned exodus is that people have been clinging to jobs they don't like until the economy gets better.

Now, they're feeling like things are on the way up again...so they're making their moves.






WEDDING PLANNING SEASON...
It's the time of the year for the bridal shows! Thinking about getting married? Let's make sure you're really ready. A British law firm put together this compatibility test, and they say that if a couple has agreed on the answers to all 12 of these questions, they're good to go.

Even though a British law firm put this together, it still applies over here. I mean, there weren't any questions like "Do you enjoy figgy pudding during tea?" or "Do you vote Labour, or for the Tories?"

#1.) Do you know the extent of each other's assets and debts?

#2.) Do you see eye-to-eye on saving money and how you'll share or not share the money you each earn?

#3.) What sort of relationship do you want with both of your extended families?

#4.) Do you want children, and how many?

#5.) Do you want your children to attend private or public schools?

#6.) Do you agree on what religion you will bring up the children, and how much of a role religion will play in your lives?

#7.) Do you share common interests and like doing the same things on vacation?

#8.) What kind of lifestyle are you aiming for, and where do you want to live down the road?

#9.) Do you have any addictions your partner doesn't know about?

#10.) Are your career paths compatible with each other . . . and compatible with having children?

#11.) Do you want the "traditional" gender roles with a woman at home and a man working and making the money, or more "modern" shared responsibilities?

#12.) Are there any exes you're still hung up on?

Again, if you've revealed all of the secrets from this quiz, like debts, exes, and addictions...and you agree on the other points, like children, religion, careers, and money...then you should be all set as a couple.






OH GOD...THIS MAY *MAKE* ME CRY
And I'm really not sure WHY I'm giving you ladies any added weapons to your arsenal, but here we go. Here's SCIENTIFIC PROOF that a woman's tears are a bigger turn-off than taking a cold shower...while picturing your relatives naked...while looking at pictures of people with genital warts.

A new study out of Israel found that when men SMELL a woman's tears, they have an INSTANT and SHARP drop in sexual arousal and testosterone.

In other words, a woman's tears send men an unmistakable message that, "Now's not a good time." So a man's brain INSTANTLY shuts down sexual interest.








THIS WILL MAKE YOUR DAY BETTER...
Hey, who's in the mood to feel TRAGICALLY OLD? Here's a list of 12 things that children born this year will NEVER know.

#1.) Video tapes.
#2.) Travel agents.
#3.) Movie rental stores.
#4.) Paper maps.
#5.) Wired landline phones.
#6.) Paying for long distance.
#7.) Newspaper classifieds.
#8.) The evening news.
#9.) CDs.
#10.) Film cameras.
#11.) Yellow Pages and White Pages.
#12.) Catalogs.







WHEN YA JUST GOTTA EAT...
I guess all of Domino's effort to make their food actually taste better is really working.

On Tuesday, 20-year-old Isaiah Pickens of Colorado Springs, Colorado ordered a pizza...and when the Domino's guy got there, Isaiah pulled a GUN on him.

But he wasn't interested in the driver's money...he just wanted the pizza and the wings. The police tracked him down quickly and arrested him.