I HAVE NO WITTY TITLE FOR THIS...

:shrugs: BUT, you better still read it! Happy Tuesday!




BIEBER DIGS THE OLDER WOMEN...
If you consider 18 to be older. Justin is 16. There's no need to speculate about the status of SELENA GOMEZ and JUSTIN BIEBER anymore. Over the weekend, they were photographed kissing on a yacht in the Caribbean.

There's also a picture of Justin grabbing him some 18-year-old Latina booty.




As KIM KARDASHIAN learned when she flirted with Justin last year, there's a price to pay when you mess with Justin. And that price just might be YOUR LIFE.

An army of prepubescent girls has begun launching DEATH THREATS at Selena.

Check out some of the HATE that's been spewed at Selena on Twitter since those pictures hit the web...

@selenagomez I'll kill you I swear on GOD!!!!
@selenagomez If you are the Girlfriend of Justin I will Kill you I HATE YOU :@ !!!
@selenagomez whore cancer whore..like i'mm kill myself cuz i saw you and Justin kissing well thankyou Selena thankyou now i'm killing myself
@selenagomez stay away from Justin pedophile, retard wait i'm gonna kill ya in the night underneath your smelly bed

One fan even expressed her anger in the form of a poem...

roses are red, violets are blue, @selenagomez if you'll break @justinbieber's heart I'm gonna kill you :3







OH MY...
Someone took a pic of my girlfriend, Christina Aguilera, and she's rockin' the uh...well, you know. "Fix yourself girl!..."









SNOOKI HAS A BOOKI...
Snooki's debut book, "A Shore Thing", hit bookshelves TODAY, and some excerpts have already popped up online. You can check out some highlights at this link
http://www.popeater.com/2011/01/03/snookis-book-excerpts/


And since you're OBVIOUSLY going to want to pick this thing up as soon as possible, here's the link to it on Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/Shore-Thing-Nicole-Snooki-Polizzi/dp/1451623747/






THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T POST IT YESTERDAY...
I saw this floating around yesterday and never posted it. I'm glad I didn't...
There's been some talk about a so-called "new JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE song" that was recently "leaked" online. It even had an alleged title: "Take You Down".

But once the speculation got going, some people recognized it as a song by some Danish singer. Well, now Justin's people have officially denied that he had anything to do with the track.

His rep said, quote, "[It's] untrue. Justin has no involvement with either the song or the artist but wants to assure his fans that when he releases new music, they will be the first to know."







GAGA VS. TAYLOR
It seems like everything TAYLOR SWIFT touches turns to gold. But that's not exactly true. It turns out she doesn't have the kind of face that can sell magazines.

In 2010, she graced the cover of "Elle" magazine's WORST-SELLING ISSUE. In addition, her "Glamour" cover was that magazine's second-worst seller of the year...and her cover for "Marie Claire" was that magazine's third-worst.

On the other end of the spectrum, LADY GAGA is great for magazine sales. "Rolling Stone's" best-selling issue of 2010 is the one in which she's on the cover wearing a thong and a bra made of machine guns.

She also graced the cover of the best-selling issue of "Cosmo"...and her "Vanity Fair" and "Elle" covers sold well above average.

So what's the deal? Apparently, people are tired of vanilla.

Media expert Richard Rushfield says, "Taylor Swift doesn't create the same kind of narrative that people love to follow, like say, Kim Kardashian. The days of being a nice person and just looking pretty on cover are behind us.

"Lady Gaga is consistently provocative, both onstage and off. As far as selling magazines, it's almost better to be hated."

Well, duh!






BORED? WATCH TV APPARENTLY...
Rumors of TV's death have been greatly exaggerated. For all the talk of YouTube, Netflix, iPads, Hulu, smartphones, iTunes, and Redbox killing television...Americans are watching more of it than ever.

In 2010, Americans watched the most TV in history...an average of THIRTY-FOUR HOURS per person, per week. Total viewing went up 1%.

And yes, people are watching cable, and cable networks are making more original programs . . . but the broadcast networks STILL dominate.

The weakest of the four major broadcast networks, NBC, still had more than TWICE as many viewers as the strongest cable network, USA.






SO...YOU "LIKE" TO CLEAN?!
This is INCREDIBLE news for every guy out there. Next time you feel bad for making your wife do all the cleaning while you kick back, watch TV, and eat fruit loops out of a salad bowl...DON'T. You're doing her a FAVOR.

According to a survey by Scrubbing Bubbles, 68% of women say they actually ENJOY cleaning the house. And many of them actually say that cleaning helps their EMOTIONAL WELL BEING.
91% of women say they feel a huge sense of accomplishment when they finish cleaning the house. 87% feel relieved, and 81% feel proud.







CAN'T SEE YOUR FACEBOOK? I'LL STAB YOU!!!
Why wouldn't you let your girlfriend watch while you check your Facebook page? I mean, it's public: As long as you're 'friends' with her, she can just go look it up on another computer, right?

Unless of course, you've blocked certain parts of your profile. Which is shady enough already. Maybe that's happened here...

22-year-old Maurice Davenport of Indianapolis lives with his girlfriend, 21-year-old Shemicka McVey. They have a two-year-old together. And on Sunday, Shemika STABBED him...because he wouldn't let her look at his Facebook page.

Maurice was on Facebook and Shemicka came over and tried to check out the page over his shoulder. He kept trying to hide the screen to keep her from looking at it, and they started fighting.

Shemicka went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and threatened to STAB Maurice unless he let her see the page. He still refused. So she STABBED HIM in the arm!!! Maurice was hospitalized, but he'll be okay. Shemicka was arrested.

It's not clear if they're still together...but they're still Facebook friends. Both of their pages are still up and active!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000682586357

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000163973893

Best of all? HIS page isn't private...so enjoy reading the WITTY statuses on his wall, LOL!!!