JUST CLICK IT, YOU DON'T NEED A SUBJECT LINE

QUIT IT!
You're all too hard on yourselves. Seriously. Where's the self-confidence hiding at?! Speaking of hard...apparently, just about every country in the world has more LIGHTS-ON SEX than we do. Who knew

In a new global survey, 64% of Americans say they regularly turn the lights off before they get-it-on. Only people in England do it in the dark more, at 65%.

People in Spain are most likely to leave the lights on...only 44% say they regularly have relations in the dark.

20% of Americans say their main reason for turning the lights off is they're self conscious.

Turn 'em on! High beams!









ADDICTED TO COFFEE...
If you never drank a sip of coffee, you could buy yourself a nice Ford Mustang or Toyota Corolla...in CASH.

According to a new survey, the average coffee drinker spends around $25,000 on coffee in their lifetime.

Of the 2,000 people in the survey, 69% say they spend between $1.50 and $8 at coffee shops, five days a week. The average came out to about $11 per week.

Assuming you work for 45 years with standard vacation time, that's around $25,000 total on coffee.

The survey also found 68% of people say they'd love to recreate Starbucks-style coffee at home but aren't confident they can. (LOL!) 38% own fancy coffee machines but say they never use them.










CHUBBY GUYS!!!!!!!
Men with excess body fat produce more of the sex hormone estradiol...(pronounced estra-DIE-all)...which helps them last longer in bed.

One study found that slightly overweight men lasted an average of 7.3 minutes in the sack. What? That's insanely LOW, right? Sheesh. I mean I'm not trying to brag over here but triple that, at least!

If THAT number seemed low, listen to this...guys who WEREN'T overweight lasted less than TWO minutes.








NEVER
I'm NEVER cleaning the Mack Mansion again!
Messy people tend to be more creative, more imaginative, and can even be more PRODUCTIVE.
FTW!!!








ASHTON PLAYS JOBS...
ASHTON KUTCHER will play STEVE JOBS in a new indie flick called "Jobs". It'll follow Steve's journey from, "wayward hippie" to the co-founder of Apple.

The movie will begin filming in May, when Ashton is on hiatus from "Two and a Half Men".

ASHTON playing the part of STEVE JOBS...RIHANNA has an iPhone...I KNEW IT!!! They're bangin'.








BOY BAND-OM
"Rolling Stone" recently polled their readers to come up with a list of the Top 10 Boy Bands of All Time. They released the results over the weekend.

The BACKSTREET BOYS came out on top, beating out...THE BEATLES. (???)

Yeah, "Rolling Stone" readers consider the Beatles a boy band. THE BEACH BOYS, too. What a mess. Seeing the Beatles sandwiched between Backstreet and NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK proves that the definition of "boy bands" is being unfairly stretched.

It should be noted: "Rolling Stone" suggested the Beatles qualified as a boy band in the intro to the poll. So maybe a lot of readers just thought: "Oh, well the Beatles are definitely better than the rest of this boy band crap."

Here's the list:

1.) The Backstreet Boys
2.) The Beatles
3.) New Kids on the Block
4.) The Jackson 5
5.) 'N Sync
6.) The Monkees
7.) The Jonas Brothers
8.) The Beach Boys
9.) Take That...the British boy band with Robbie Williams. They had one hit here in 1995, called "Back For Good"...look it up, you'll probably remember it.
10.) New Edition

To read "Rolling Stone's" write-up on each band, hit up this link:
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/photos/readers-poll-the-best-boy-bands-of-all-time-20120328









FLAUNT IT!
If you're a woman and you're NOT flaunting your breasts from time to time to get all sorts of advantages in life...you should probably start. Because everyone else is doing it.

According to a new survey, two-thirds of women say they've used their cleavage to get advantages. Here's the breakdown. Women could give more than one answer...


50% have shown their cleavage at a bar to get served quicker or get a free drink.
28% have busted out their cleavage to impress someone on first date.
16% have used their cleavage to jump a line.
14% have worn something low-cut at the WORKPLACE to try to help their career.
And finally, 8% say their breasts have gotten them out of a TICKET.










TOLD YOU: INSTAGRAM IS STUPID
It's an app that lets you tweak your cell phone photos and give them vintage looks. It's insanely popular...and stupid. Because it's 2012. Not 1954. So Instagram photos have FLOODED Facebook.

And it turns out...your friends HATE THEM. :::waves:::

In a new survey, Instagram and other faux-vintage photos have been voted THE most annoying types of photos people post on Facebook. 61% have hidden someone's posts because they're posting too many Instagram photos.

Number two most annoying are BABY PHOTOS.

Number three are photos that are supposed to look spontaneous but are obviously POSED.

Number four are holiday photos.

And the number five most annoying photos on Facebook are photos of food.

oops. Guilty. Just today!









WANNA LOSE WEIGHT?
Get a new gig!
A new study found that WAITERS and WAITRESSES are actually in the BEST SHAPE of any workers.

And it's because they're in constant motion...a server takes an average of 23,000 steps during a shift. It's recommended to take 10,000 steps a day...so servers are getting more than double that.

The rest of the top five fittest workers are nurses, retail staff, farmers, and stay-at-home mothers.

Office workers are in the worst shape of any workers. People who work at call centers are in the second-worst shape.










AMERICAN REUNION: THIS FRIDAY
JASON BIGGS does some FULL-FRONTAL in "American Reunion"...and he'd like you to know that's really his equipment.

He says, "That was me. That was all me...we made sure that there's a close up shot, and then we go to a wide shot. So that my face is in it with the penis. You see a full shot so that it's clear, or more obvious, that it's my penis.

"I remember in early cuts I kept telling the directors, 'I have one note. You have to hold on to that shot longer so that people will know that's my penis. Otherwise, what's the point of me doing this?' The plain truth is, that's my penis."

"American Reunion" hits theaters this Friday.