ASHTON KUTCHER WAS MILA'S FIRST KISS...
For some reason that 3OH!3 and KE$HA song comes to mind..."my first kiss went a little like this...and twist"
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20590644,00.html







ADAM LEVINE...JENNIFER LOVE HEWITTEarlier this month, JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT appeared on "Ellen"...and gushed over a newly-single ADAM LEVINE.

Well, Adam showed up on "Ellen" Thursday. So how does he feel about all that attention? He joked, "That was aggressive."

Then he added, "It was really sweet and flattering. Beautiful life, you know, beautiful woman says nice things about you."

But when Ellen suggested that she could help make it happen, Adam seemed to back off. He said, "I'm cool."
Whaaaa......hey, Jenny Love...call me, Rob...call your boy. Let's make it happen.







NO MORE FOOTBALL?The lamest football game of the year doesn't occur in Division 69 college ball...or even in the Arena Football League. It's an NFL game. We call it the Pro Bowl. But it might just be a thing of the past.

Chris Mortensen of ESPN says the League is seriously considering getting rid of the game. They're so serious about it that there might not even be one next year.

He says, "As one person told me last night, it is DOA, Dead on Arrival.

"At the same time, the league, I believe, will instruct teams to continue to put Pro Bowl incentives in contracts; if players have Pro Bowl incentives, to go ahead and pay them so they don't have a problem with the union."

Mortensen added that Commissioner ROGER GOODELL himself has declared the game, "on life support."







PARTY ROCK MOVIE?The official video for LMFAO'S "Party Rock Anthem" has been viewed over 425 MILLION TIMES...and this has the group thinking about releasing a full-on MOVIE.

They're still just kicking around the idea, so there aren't any real details yet, but if they do it...you can expect it to be CRAZY.

REDFOO says, "It might be too much for the world. You might have to do some sit-ups and stuff [because] you might be laughing...you might have to stretch your stomach muscles."

They say their goal would be to, "change movies," but they didn't really elaborate on that...other than to suggest that it could be interactive.

Redfoo says, "The etiquette in movie theaters [is] 'Be quiet!' We might say, 'Everybody, right now tweet something!'...or, 'Take a picture of what's on the screen right now and tweet it out!' What if we did that in the movie?"








"IN THE CAR...I JUST CAN'T WAIT...TO PICK YOU UP FOR OUR VERY FIRST DATE"Thanks to the guys of BLINK-182.
Match.com just did a survey to figure out the rules of first dates. Here's what they found...

Kissing Is Okay: 85% of people said a peck on the cheek is an appropriate way to end a first date. But some ARE open to going further...with the right person.

40% would make out on a first date. Only 1.4% of women will sleep with someone on the first date, and only 12% would do it within three dates.

Don't Wait To Call: 31% of guys will call the day after the date, while only 25% wait the standard two or three days. 47% of women will wait for the guy to call after the date.

Facebook Is More of a Commitment Than Calling: 20% of men and 16% of women wait two or three dates before sending a friend request.

16% of women wait until the relationship is exclusive before friending, but 10% of men send a request BEFORE the first date.









SHOCKER: WE'RE OBSESSED WITH FACEBOOKI've got the results of a new survey about Facebook that found we're obsessed with it, we do embarrassing things on it...and yet we think most of what it offers is useless and we wouldn't pay for it.

#1.) 44% of people check Facebook before they even brush their teeth in the morning.

GUILTY.

#2.) 79% say they can't go more than 24 hours without checking Facebook...and almost half are scared by how dependent they are on it.

GUILTY but I wouldn't say it scares me.

#3.) BUT...70% would stop using Facebook if it became a paid service.

I'd go Tweet sh*t.

#4.) And only 8% of people think most Facebook status updates provide helpful or useful information.

MINE ALWAYS DO!!!!

#5.) 46% are tagged in photos where they're clearly intoxicated.

NOT A CHANCE

#6.) 65% say they'd be embarrassed if people could see which friends they look at most frequently.

NAH.








MOM'S DAY SHTUFF
But she SAID she loved it.

She didn't.

According to a new survey by Harris Interactive, 31% of mothers say they USUALLY have to PRETEND to like the Mother's Day gifts they get from their family. That's one-third of moms faking it.

Translation: Call your siblings, pool your money, and spring for an iPad, a spa treatment, or a tropical vacation.







STUPID MOM'S DAY GIFT IDEA
And if you'd like to ensure that YOUR mother is one of the 31%...well, here ya go.

A company in Wisconsin just rolled out frying pans in the shape of the 48 states in the continental U.S. (It's really hard to shape Hawaii)

So you could buy Rhode Island and make silver dollar pancakes, Colorado to make square eggs, California to make huge omelets, Florida to make things in the shape of male genitalia...the possibilities are really endless.

There are only two little catches. One, they're charging A LOT for these frying pans. The prices vary based on the size and complexity of the state...Rhode Island is $150, Texas is $2,500 (!!!), and that doesn't include shipping.

And two, they're backordered, and the company that makes them is predicting a six-week delivery time. So on Mother's Day itself, you'd just have to give your mom a photo of the gift.

You can check out the pans at FelionStudios.com










THIEVES...According to a study of almost 5,000 people, almost one-third admit they've stolen something at a grocery store self-checkout.

The most common technique is picking a cheaper fruit or vegetable when they're weighing their produce. Other people pick "small" when they're asked to enter a size...and some just put stuff in their bags without paying for it.








MORE ON JENNY LOVE/ADAM LEVINEEarlier this month, JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT was on the "Ellen" show and said she had a crush on ADAM LEVINE.

Then, last week, Adam told ELLEN DEGENERES that when he heard about Jennifer's comments, he thought, "That was aggressive...it was really sweet and flattering."

So Jennifer headed to Twitter to talk about how it felt to get SHOT DOWN like that.

She wrote, quote, "The moment when you make a comment about something or someone and the world makes you feel like a total fool. #KeepCrushesQuiet."

"Thank you to Adam Levine for being so gracious on 'Ellen' about my crush heard 'round the world. I've learned a lesson. #Sssh."










COMING OFF......our Back In The Day weekend, this is a cool look at some couples you PROBABLY forgot about...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/forgotten-couples-of-the-90s







THE WANTED SAY X-TINA...
The British boy band THE WANTED, with their smash "Glad You Came", recently performed on "The Voice"...and apparently CHRISTINA AGUILERA gave them the cold shoulder, because the group slammed her in a radio interview.

MAX GEORGE said, "She was a bit scary to be honest." And SIVA KANESWARAN added, "She was quite rude."

TOM PARKER went a little further. He said, "She was a total bitch! She might not be a bitch in real life, but to us she was a bitch to us. She just sat there and didn't speak to us. Wouldn't even look at us."

The Wanted also recently appeared on "American Idol"...and they loved JENNIFER LOPEZ. In fact, Max gave her a kiss. When asked about it, he said, "Yeah, well J-Lo's hot, Christina's nothing special."

Yesterday, Tom apologized...but he still thinks Christina was rude to them.

He told the paparazzi, "We shouldn't have said it, to be honest with you. We just think manners cost nothing, you know what I mean?"








SOME BIG NAMES FOR "SNL"WILL FERRELL is coming back to host "Saturday Night Live" on May 12th. The musical guest is USHER. This will be the third time Will has hosted "SNL" since leaving in 2002. He also hosted in 2005 and 2009.

New York Giants quarterback ELI MANNING is hosting this Saturday. RIHANNA is the musical guest.










WHY WERE YOU SPEEDING?
This clearly WON'T get you out of a speeding ticket. But as far as excuses go...at least this guy was honest.

21-year-old Zachary Ramirez got stopped by police in suburban Chicago on Saturday night. 

He was clocked going 104 miles-per-hour in a 45 zone, then sped up to 111 miles an hour. He also ran a stop sign. But he had a good reason for speeding...

According to the police report, he was, "trying to go have sex with a girl he liked."

Unfortunately for Zachary, the police you-know-what blocked him big time. He got arrested on five charges, including marijuana possession when an officer found a fraction of a gram in the car.