WOBBLY WEDNESDAY

Well, tomorrow perhaps....GOBBLE TIL YOU WOBBLE! Happy Thanksgiving Eve...drink yourself silly tonight, and listen to me first. 3-7pm today, Friday afternoon as well. We'll play Adam Sandler's THE THANKSGIVING SONG in the 5pm hour!






XTINA HAS A NEW MAN?
CHRISTINA AGUILERA had denied that she's dating Matthew Rutler...who was a crew member on her latest movie "Burlesque". But the two of them were photographed holding hands in Los Angeles on Sunday.

PIC EVIDENCE? Visit my facebook, its on the wall: http://www.facebook.com/robbiemackpage

A so-called "source" says, "They've been on a few dates. [But] she's not looking to jump into a relationship right now."

If Christina IS trying to hide a relationship, her motive is pretty obvious. She's in the process of divorcing Jordan Bratman, her husband of five years.

Here's another brief Xtina tidbit, cause 3 PEOPLE have sent me texts this week saying "woah, your girl is looking big"...HEY! Cut homegirl some slack! She's going thru a divorce...and I think she still looks great!







LAMBERT IS A POT-HEAD FOCKER...
The oh-so-controversial stage antics of ADAM LAMBERT now include SMOKING MARIJUANA...or at least they did at his show in Amsterdam over the weekend.

Technically, he could be smoking a regular cigarette, but it doesn't look like it. Plus, he was in the Netherlands, he was singing JIMI HENDRIX'S "Purple Haze"...and frankly, let's be honest, this isn't DAVID ARCHULETA that we're talking about here.

You can see video below. He smokes throughout most of the clip...but you can get a good look when he's first handed the joint at the 1:50 mark, and he gets another one at the 2:45 mark. Be warned, the audio quality is terrible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=238Roci8xIE






MILA DROPPED TO 95...
For her upcoming ballet movie "Black Swan", MILA KUNIS (the oh-so-hot Jackie on That 70's Show and the hotel front-desk girl in Forgetting Sarah Marshall) had to drop down to 95 pounds...which was about a 20-pound loss for her. She's 5-foot-3. And she didn't like the way she looked.

She says, "I could see why this industry is so (effed) up, because at 95 pounds, I would literally look at myself in the mirror and I was like, Oh my God!'

"I had no shape, no boobs, no ass (sad face)...All you saw was bone. I was like, 'This looks gross.'"

It actually got to the point where friends and family were panicking.
But Mila adds, "In real life, it looked disgusting. But in photographs and on film, it looked amazing."

Mila says it took her five months to lose the weight...and only five DAYS to put it back on.

"Black Swan" is a thriller co-starring NATALIE PORTMAN and WINONA RYDER. It's directed by Darren Aronofsky, and it hits theaters a week from this Friday.







T SWEEZY DOES WORLD TOUR...
Broke the story on-air and on my facebook yesterday afternoon, TAYLOR SWIFT will be doing a massive 19-country tour next year. The "Taylor Swift Speak Now World Tour 2011" will kick off February 9th in Singapore and make stops in Asia and Europe before hitting the states.
July 30 Cleveland, Ohio (no venue yet)
June 7 Columbus, Ohio
Her Pittsburgh show on June 18 will be at Heinz Field, one of 6 stadium shows she'll do.







THE *BEST* PLACE TO SPEND THANKSGIVING...IS RIGHT HERE?!
Apparently, if you want to have the best Thanksgiving celebration this year, you should take your talents to...AKRON! Of all the cities in the entire country, yes, really. According to a study by Pepto-Bismol and BestPlaces.net, there ain't no Thanksgiving like an Akron Thanksgiving.

They ran a survey that asked where you're going for Thanksgiving, how many people are attending, and how many dishes are being served. They also looked at data on the increase in inbound holiday airport traffic and turkey consumption.

And when you add that up, Akron is #1! We have some of the largest Thanksgiving dinners, at 7.63 people and 6.44 dishes. The Akron/Canton Airport sees a 3.78% increase. And we consume 105% more turkey than average. YES! GO US! Buncha fatties...

The rest of the top 5 are:
#2.) West Palm Beach-Boca Raton, Florida
#3.) Columbus, Ohio
#4.) Fort Worth-Arlington, Texas
#5.) Las Vegas, Nevada







A PET PEEVE OF MINE?
Spelling. I was always a pretty decent speller and I HATE when people are too lazy to spell s**t right...anyone who's read comments on YouTube or tried to decipher a tweet written by someone born in the '90s knows one thing: The Internet is doing everything it can to MURDER the fine art of spelling.

And it turns out that there are plenty of people who are cool with that.
According to a study by Manchester University in England, 66% of people 18 to 24 say that they think dictionaries should start adapting their spellings to match what people are typing on the Internet. (!!!)

They didn't give specifics, but that could include acronyms like LOL...misspelled words like using y-o-u-r and y-o-u-apostrophe-r-e interchangeably...or randomly sticking apostrophes before the letter "s" in plural words.

The survey also found that 22% of people 18 to 24 say they wouldn't be confident writing an important email without using a dictionary or spell-check...they have THAT little faith in recognizing proper versus improper spelling.

Lucy Jones, who led the study, says, "We are witnessing the effect these linguistic variations are having on children born into the computer age...they do not question their existence."







SOME GUY IN MEDINA WAS FLASHING THE AMISH...
This is a STRANGE perversion. Police in Medina busted 33-year-old Jason Morrison after he kept FLASHING his junk at AMISH people riding in their buggies.

He kept driving up to their buggies, hopping out of his car, whipping it out, and, according to the police report, quote, "making gestures indicative of masturbation."

The police finally caught him when he flashed a group of Amish people and they actually made a note of his license plate. Jason was arrested for public indecency.







That's all, drink lots tonight, eat lots tomorrow, shop lots Friday...see ya back here Friday afternoon!