TRIPPIN' TUESDAY

Good stories for a Tuesday? Let's see...







MILEY TURNS 18...
MILEY CYRUS turns 18 TODAY. But she started celebrating her birthday Sunday night after the "American Music Awards"...with a party at a nightclub called Trousdale.

Not surprisingly, she wore a slutty outfit...tight leather pants and a leather top that was basically a bra.

She was also spotted at one point making out with AVAN JOGIA...that guy she's been kind of seeing from the Nickelodeon show "Victorious". Didn't know that at the time I got ahold of the pic, but you can see it on the wall at my facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robbiemackpage

Celebrity guests included Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher and Rumer Willis...Kelly Osbourne, Kyle Massey from "Dancing with the Stars", Mark Salling and Chord Overstreet from "Glee", Kesha and...JOHN MAYER. A source says, "John's presence was the buzz of the party, and he wished Miley a happy birthday."

Miley's mom, TISH CYRUS was there. But BILLY RAY was not...supposedly because he was working in Nashville.

It sounds like we can expect more reports like this, because Miley isn't done celebrating. She says, "I have a birthday month. I do the whole month of November. Thanksgiving, cake, it's all about me on Thanksgiving!"








SHE'S *NOT* PREGNANT...
JESSICA SIMPSON admitted on the "The Early Show" yesterday morning that she'd been throwing up. She blamed it on the flu...but of course, that didn't stop the rumor from spreading that she's PREGNANT.

But multiple sources say she's NOT. She was just sick, like she said. (Jessica's out-of-nowhere engagement to former NFL player Eric Johnson kind of had people talking already. But so far, there's no real evidence that she's with fetus.)







HOLIDAY SCENTS...
This should be helpful knowledge if you decide that this year, instead of EATING Thanksgiving dinner, you're going to RUB IT all over yourself.

Researchers at the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Center in Chicago (yes, apparently there is such a place) just finished a study of men ages 18 to 64, to find out which Thanksgiving scents turn them on the most (yes, they did such a thing).

And I'm not kidding when I say "turned them on"...for the study, the researchers had men smell different fragrances, then measured how much blood started heading down to their JUNK.

And the winner was...PUMPKIN PIE. According to Dr. Alan Hirsch, who led the study, quote, "The number one odor that enhanced penile blood flow was a combination of lavender and pumpkin pie."

Vanilla had the second-strongest effect on men. Strawberry-rhubarb pie came in third.

The scent that was least effective was CRANBERRY SAUCE...only 2% of men were turned on at all by its smell.

Damn....where can I find a girl to bring me a PUMPKIN PIE?!






APPARENTLY, WE DON'T THINK WE'RE FUNNY...
According to a new survey, only 7% of Americans say that their sense of humor is their most attractive quality.

The most common answer is "my personality or attitude"...16% say that's their best attribute.

Here's how the list breaks down...
My personality or attitude, 16%

I'm caring/nice/kind, 8%

My eyes, 7%

My smile, 7%

My sense of humor, 7%

My face, 4%

My chest, 2%

Nothing, 2% (alright, pessimists!)

My backside, 1%

My body in general, 1%

Everything, 1% (get it, optimists!)

21% of people mentioned another personality trait that wasn't one of the choices...5% mentioned a physical trait that wasn't one of the choices...and 15% refused to answer the question.

Only 2% of people say that they are extremely physically attractive to others.

18% say they're very attractive to others...59% say they're moderately attractive...16% say they're not too attractive...and 4% say they're completely and totally UNATTRACTIVE.

Oh...and the survey also asked people about their last sexual partner and what his or her most attractive quality was. Less than 1% of people said "sense of humor." The most popular answer was eyes, at 11%.







GRIDLOCK...
My girl Sarah hit me with a text last night about 5:30, complaining about the 77 South exit at Belden Village being backed up past the Hall Of Fame/Dressler bridge. Sarah, that ain't NOTHIN'!
According to data from NAVTEQ, which is the company that supplies maps and real-time traffic data to a bunch of different GPS services, these are the cities that have the top 10 worst rush hours in the U.S. Check 'em out...

#1.) New York City
#2.) Washington, D.C. (been there, AGREED!)
#3.) San Francisco
#4.) Los Angeles
#5.) Philadelphia
#6.) Chicago
#7.) Dallas/Fort Worth
#8.) Atlanta
#9.) Houston
#10.) Denver

They also named the Brooklyn-Battery Tunnel as the freeway with the slowest rush hour in the country.







WHAT DO *LADIES* WANNA SEE IN AN ADULT FLICK?
Pornographers throughout history have tried to figure out how to DOUBLE their business by finding a way to get WOMEN to buy porno.

Well, "Playboy" just commissioned a study to figure out what women really want to see in a porno movie. And they came up with these four elements that women want in their smut...

#1.) Real chemistry.
Women don't just want to see two random people talk for two minutes then start going at it. They want to see the connection there that leads to the relations.

#2.) Non-enhanced body parts.
This mostly means real breasts...AND realistically-sized MALE junk.

#3.) Different body shapes.
Women don't want to just see hairless, kinda-greasy, muscular men having their way with women who have bleached-blonde hair, tiny bodies, and gigantic breasts.

#4.) Contextual sex.
Women actually want to see the DIALOGUE, not just start a scene with two people already about to have sex. They want a story, a plot, and the sex to make sense.







ONE AND DONE...IS DONE
I take pride in keeping you up-to-date on all of the biggest trends in the world of CASUAL SEX...either so you can know what to expect in your dating life, or so you can vicariously live through the people who are still getting sweet VARIETY.

Apparently, one-night stands are fading away...and more and more people are going for TWO-NIGHT STANDS. That means you get-it-on once...stay in touch and do it again shortly thereafter...THEN never talk again.

The thought behind this is that people see three times as a pattern...and a pattern suggests a commitment. But with two times, there's no pattern...you're just maximizing the amount of commitment-free sex you guys can have.







That's all for now, hope it's a great Tuesday!!