Friday, November 19, 2010

FREE MONEY FRIDAY!

Hey, Happy FRIDAY!! Erika from Louisville won the big $500 gift card to Westfield Belden Village from Terry's Tire Town!

Join me this afternoon on Q92, 3-7pm, I'll get you included to win next Friday!






SHE DID WHAT?
Q92 fan Monica was posting ALANIS lyrics up on her Facebook last night. "Head Over Feet" to be specific. "Uninvited" is my personal fav. Anyway, ALANIS MORISSETTE had henna tattoos painted on her pregnant belly...and, of course, posted a picture of it on Twitter.

Alanis is surrounded by friends who also had henna tattoos painted on their hands and arms. The caption below the pic reads, quote, "Some rituals surprise in the heart-warming department."

Apparently, this is some kind of Arabic ritual that occurs during the seventh month of pregnancy. Alanis and her boyfriend, superstar rapper MC SOULEYE (???), are expecting a boy early in the New Year.






I GOT MY *OWN* MONEY...
Everybody's talking about how former NFL player ERIC JOHNSON is using JESSICA SIMPSON as his meal ticket. But it turns out he has his own money.

A so-called "source" (my favorite) says, "Eric comes from a really wealthy family in Massachusetts, and he's an only child. He doesn't have to worry about money. He's not Jessica Simpson-rich, but he's well-off."

Eh, I'll buy it. Sure, it would be nice to get a hold of Jessica's money. But remember, there's another reason a guy would date Jessica Simpson: She's certified SEXUAL NAPALM by John Mayer!

It doesn't take a genius to figure out this equation: Those looks plus being dynamite in the sack equals a huge line outside a girl's door!






MILEY HAS A NEW MAN?
Here's the latest MILEY CYRUS love life rumor: She might be dating AVAN JOGIA. He's on the Nickelodeon series "Victorious"...and he's 18.

But a source says she's keeping it casual because, quote, "she wants to be officially single for her birthday and just have fun with whomever she hangs out with. Translated: She wants to be a wh*re and make out with a ton of dudes. Miley turns 18 on Tuesday.







NICKI SAYS NOOOOO BABIES!
NICKI MINAJ was on "The Wendy Williams Show" on Wednesday...and while there, she gave some advice to her young fans.

She said, "Don't chase these boys and all that stuff, go to school, go to college, don't depend on anybody. Don't be having babies. Do your thing.

"I'm in love with my music...I'm in love with [my album] 'Pink Friday'...I'm married to Benjamin Franklin. That's all I care about. That's what I tell my Barbz and my Ken Barbz."






LADIES, NAME END IN 'A'? WELL...
For all the women reading right now...if your first name ends with the letter "a"...you're probably not going to like this story. Or maybe you're going to love it....

According to a French study, women whose first names end in the letter "a"...like Monica or Melissa or Anna...GET-IT-ON with more random guys than other women.

The study found that women whose names end in "a" have an average of 4.4 more sexual partners in their lifetimes than other women.

The horniest name of all is...LAURA! Women named Laura averaged 9.7 sexual partners, which was the highest average in the study.

Here's the theory why this happens. Names that end in letters other than "a" are generally more traditional, classical and biblical...and less exotic or trendy.

So parents who choose a traditional name might be more likely to have a traditional, stricter household...which can SCARE the promiscuity right out of a girl.





COLLEGE DEGREE? GOOD! LAW DEGREE? BAAAAD...
It's finally happened: America's law schools FINALLY cranked out TOO MANY LAWYERS for the population to handle.

According to a study by Michigan State University, hiring of people with college and graduate degrees is going up. But for lawyers...hiring is going way down.

Hiring is up 10% for people with bachelor's degrees and MBAs from business school.

But it's down 13% for professional degrees, including law degrees and medical degrees.

Hiring of people with Ph.D.s is up 5%.

Right now, 36% of companies say that if they have a position open, they'll consider any person with any college major for the job...they're just looking for the best person. And that's an all-time high.

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