THEE THURSDAY...

THEE Thursday we've all been waiting for. I guess....uh, there's a little basketball game tonight? You mighta heard about that.

Let's get right to it.



EMINEM LEADS GRAMMY NODS...
Nominees for the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards were announced last night...and EMINEM leads the pack with 10 nominations, including Album of the Year, Record and Song of the Year and Best Rap Album.

BRUNO MARS got SEVEN nods. JAY-Z, LADY GAGA and LADY ANTEBELLUM followed with SIX each.

I'm going to assume that this is the first time in history that a song with the F-WORD in the title can win a Grammy. CEE LO'S "(Eff) You" is up for FOUR awards...Song of the Year, Record of the Year, Best Music Video (Short Form) and Best Urban/Alternative Performance.

Now I'm going to go off on a little bit of a tangent here...a NOVELTY song, which let's just be honest, that's what "EFF YOU" is...should NEVER win song of the year! Not that it has yet, but it could...

After the nominees were announced, Cee Lo said, "It wasn't meant to be a radio song. It was meant to be something with flair and first impression and it really took on a life of its own, and I had no idea it would become what it is today."

This is where two of Bruno Mars' nominations come from, by the way. He co-wrote "(Eff) You". Did not know that!

The nominees? Let me hit you with the ones you may care about:

Album of the Year:
--"Recovery", Eminem
--"Need You Now", Lady Antebellum
--"The Fame Monster", Lady Gaga
--"The Suburbs", Arcade Fire
--"Teenage Dream", Katy Perry


MY PICK: Eminem or Gaga



Record of the Year:
--"(Eff) You", Cee Lo Geen
--"Love the Way You Lie", Eminem featuring Rihanna
--"Need You Now", Lady Antebellum
--"Nothin' on You", B.o.B featuring Bruno Mars
--"Empire State of Mind", Jay-Z and Alicia Keys

MY PICK: Em/Ri or B.o.B


Song of the Year:
--"(Eff) You", Cee Lo Geen
--"Love the Way You Lie", Eminem featuring Rihanna
--"Need You Now", Lady Antebellum
--"The House That Built Me", Miranda Lambert
--"Beg Steal or Borrow", Ray LaMontagne and the Pariah Dogs

MY PICK: Em/Ri or Lady A


Best New Artist:
--Justin Bieber
--Drake
--Florence & the Machine
--Mumford & Sons
--Esperanza Spaulding

MY PICK: Drake for sure. Knowing the Grammy's, it'll go to Mumford or Florence.


Best Pop Album:
--"My World 2.0", Justin Bieber
--"I Dreamed a Dream", Susan Boyle
--"The Fame Monster", Lady Gaga
--"Teenage Dream", Katy Perry
--"Battle Studies", John Mayer

MY PICK: Gaga or Katy P


Best Female Pop Performance:
--"Halo (Live)", Beyoncé
--"Bad Romance", Lady Gaga
--"Teenage Dream", Katy Perry
--"Chasing Pirates", Norah Jones
--"King of Anything", Sara Bareilles

MY PICK: Gaga or Katy P


Best Male Pop Performance:
--"This Is It", Michael Jackson
--"Just the Way You Are", Bruno Mars
--"Whataya Want From Me", Adam Lambert
--"Half of My Heart", John Mayer
--"Haven't Met You Yet", Michael Bublé

MY PICK: oo, tough category. I could easily see it going to MJ, for obvious reasons. But I'm going Lambert or Mars.


Best Pop Performance By a Duo or Group:
--"Don't Stop Believin' (Regionals Version)", The "Glee" cast
--"Misery", Maroon 5
--"The Only Exception", Paramore
--"Hey, Soul Sister (Live)", Train
--"Babyfather", Sade

MY PICK: Train but I could see this going to Glee


Best Pop Collaboration:
--"Airplanes 2", B.o.B, Eminem and Hayley Williams
--"Telephone", Lady Gaga and Beyoncé
--"California Girls", Katy Perry and Snoop Dogg
--"If It Wasn't for Bad", Elton John and Leon Russell
--"Imagine", Herbie Hancock, Pink, India.Arie, Seal, Konono No. 1, Jeff Beck and Oumou Sangare

MY PICK: I love how the Grammy's always have random stuff in every category that 99% of America hasn't heard of before. Anyway, any of the first 3 would be good winners, Airplanes gets my vote. Bet it goes to Katy.


Best Rock Song:
--"Tighten Up", The Black Keys
--"Angry World", Neil Young
--"Little Lion Man", Mumford & Sons
--"Radioactive", Kings of Leon
--"Resistance", Muse

MY PICK: Personally? Resistance is SUCH. A. GREAT. SONG!!! I can't really pick anything in this category...I could see Kings Of Leon nabbing it though.


Best Rock Album: (Includes Hard Rock And Metal.)
--"The Resistance", Muse
--"Backspacer", Pearl Jam
--"Le Noise", Neil Young
--"Emotion and Commotion", Jeff Beck
--"Mojo", Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers


Best Alternative Music Album:
--"Brothers", The Black Keys
--"The Suburbs", Arcade Fire
--"Infinite Arms", Band of Horses
--"Broken Bells", Broken Bells
--"Contra", Vampire Weekend


Best Rock Performance By a Duo or Group: (With Vocals)
--"Tighten Up", The Black Keys
--"Ready to Start", Arcade Fire
--"Resistance", Muse
--"Radioactive", Kings of Leon
--"I Put a Spell on You", Jeff Beck and Joss Stone


Best Rap Song:
--"Empire State of Mind", Jay-Z and Alicia Keys
--"Love the Way You Lie", Eminem and Rihanna
--"Not Afraid", Eminem
--"Nothin' on You", B.o.B featuring Bruno Mars
--"On to the Next One", Jay-Z and Swizz Beatz

MY PICK: Not Afraid


Best Rap Album:
--"The Adventures of Bobby Ray", B.o.B
--"Thank Me Later", Drake
--"Recovery", Eminem
--"The Blueprint 3", Jay-Z
--"How I Got Over", The Roots

MY PICK: Eminem for sure


Best Rap Solo Performance:
--"Over", Drake
--"Not Afraid", Eminem
--"How Low", Ludacris
--"I'm Back", T.I.
--"Power", Kanye West

MY PICK: Em or Luda. Or Drake.


Best Rap Performance By a Duo or Group:
--"Shutterbugg", Big Boi and Cutty
--"Fancy", Drake, T.I. and Swizz Beatz
--"On To The Next One", Jay-Z and Swizz Beatz
--"My Chick Bad", Ludacris and Nicki Minaj
--"Lose My Mind", Young Jeezy and Plies


Best Rap/Sung Collaboration:
--"Nothin' on You", B.o.B and Bruno Mars
--"Deuces", Chris Brown, Tyga and Kevin McCall
--"Love the Way You Lie", Eminem and Rihanna
--"Empire State of Mind", Jay-Z and Alicia Keys
--"Wake Up! Everybody", John Legend, The Roots, Melanie Fiona & Common

MY PICK: Jay-Z, Em, or Bru

You can sort through ALL 109 categories at Grammy.com







IT'S DECEMBER 2, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS...
...apparently it's time to release a bunch of End-Of-Year lists. Ya know, EFF December!!
Anyway, Yahoo! has released its list of the most searched-for items of 2010...and MILEY CYRUS was the most popular celebrity.

--DON'T FORGET TO SCROLL DOWN AND CHECK HER *ALLEGEDLY* NUDE IN THE NEXT POST DOWN--

But she only came in THIRD overall on the list of top searches. She was beaten by the BP oil spill and the World Cup.

Here are Yahoo's top searches of 2010...
1.) BP Oil Spill
2.) World Cup
3.) Miley Cyrus
4.) Kim Kardashian
5.) Lady Gaga
6.) iPhone
7.) Megan Fox
8.) Justin Bieber
9.) "American Idol"
10.) Britney Spears

So if you're keeping track, Miley's the most popular celebrity on Yahoo, Kim Kardashian's #1 on Bing, and Tiger Woods was the top celebrity according to AOL.







LADIES, SLEEPING WITH THE SAME GUY...LOWERS YOUR SEX DRIVE!
When women start taking the Pill, lots of them find themselves with a LOWER SEX DRIVE. The popular theory is that the Pill messes with the levels of testosterone in a woman's body...and that makes her much less randy and willing.

Researchers at The Ohio State University (so you know it's accurate) just finished a study and they came to a different conclusion: Taking the Pill doesn't lower your sex drive...having sex with one person over and over just gets boring.

For their test, they had women who are on the Pill and women who aren't fill out surveys on sexual desire and satisfaction. They also tested their estrogen and testosterone levels.

Women who aren't on the Pill had much higher levels of testosterone than women who are...but there was NO statistically significant difference between their sexual desire levels.

They believe that the decrease in sex drive comes because, in a majority of cases, women on the Pill have one steady sexual partner...and without variety, their sex drives start fading.
See? Variety IS the spice of life!








DAILY DUMBASS
And it comes today from right down the road in NW Pittsburgh. On Tuesday, 33-year-old David Huffman of New Sewickley Township, Pennsylvania, physically attacked his 68-year-old mother. And when the cops arrived, he gave them his perfectly sound, logical explanation.

You ready? He told the police that the Pepsi machine at Costco told him to hurt her, so he did.

:::head, meet wall:::

He also said he was mad at his mother, quote, "because she smokes drugs."

His mother Ethel had a broken wrist and was taken to the hospital for treatment. David was arrested and charged with aggravated assault, simple assault, criminal mischief, and harassment.
And also for GROSSLY misinterpreting the concept of the Pepsi challenge.

Huh? HUH!? HI-YO!!!!







Alright, that oughta do it...keep scrolling down. NAKED MILEY pics...supposedly! http://www.facebook.com/robbiemackpage - get interactive!