FERGIE'S HUBBY GETS THE BOOT...
JOSH DUHAMEL got kicked off a plane Thursday after he refused to turn off his BlackBerry.
Duhamel was on a flight bound from New York City to Kentucky. While it was still on the runway, Duhamel was asked three times by a flight attendant to shut off the BlackBerry.
Witnesses say Josh was very rude, and even taunted the attendant. So the plane left the runway and headed back to the gate, where two U.S. Airways reps boarded and removed him from the flight.
Josh's rep later said that he was just texting someone about his flight being delayed, and added, quote, "He's sorry."
One website printed what was SUPPOSEDLY one of the texts Josh sent. quote, "Bitch stewardess wants me to turn my phone off. TRANSFORMERS, honey."
IT'S ON!! CHELSEA HANDLER AND ANGELINA JOLIE...
During a standup gig in Newark last weekend, CHELSEA HANDLER seriously went off on ANGELINA JOLIE.
She called her the C-Word, the B-Word...and a homewrecker. Of course, some of that might have to do with the fact that Chelsea and JENNIFER ANISTON have reportedly become drinking buddies lately.
ALSO, at her Cleveland show the other night, she said Angelina was "the only person more annoying" than LeBron James.
E!'s D-BAG OF THE YEAR...
E! Online has dropped yet another year-end list. This time, it's Douchebags of the Year. The top spot is kind of a no-brainer. It's JESSE JAMES. Here's the rundown...
1.) Jesse James
2.) Charlie Sheen
3.) John Mayer
4.) Kate Gosselin
5.) Mel Gibson
6.) David Arquette
7.) Scott Disick (He's Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend, and the father of her baby.)
8.) Taylor Momsen
9.) Jay Leno
10.) Kanye West
See why each of these fine folks made the cut at this link
http://www.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?galleryUUID=2653#102120
SEXY PICS OF RIHANNA? YES!
It's from the British version of GQ mag
HIGHEST-EARNING REALITY STARS...
TheDailyBeast.com has put together a list of The 10 Highest-Earning Reality TV Stars.
The list takes ALL income into account...including salaries from their shows, endorsement deals, clothing lines, appearance fees, "party-hosting gigs," etc.
KIM KARDASHIAN came in at #1, with an estimated take of $6 million this year. Here's the Top 10, with their estimated 2010 earnings and most popular show...
1.) Kim Kardashian, $6 million . . . "Keeping Up with the Kardashians"
2.) Lauren Conrad, $5 million . . . "The Hills"
3.) Bethenny Frankel, $4 million . . . "The Real Housewives of New York City"
4.) Audrina Patridge, $3.5 million . . . "The Hills"
5.) Kate Gosselin, $3.5 million . . . "Jon & Kate Plus 8"
6.) Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, $3 million . . . "Jersey Shore"
7.) Khloe Kardashian, $2.5 million . . . "Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami"
8.) Kourtney Kardashian, $2.5 million . . . "Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami"
9.) DJ Pauly D, $2 million . . . "Jersey Shore"
10.) Kendra Wilkinson, $2 million . . . "The Girls Next Door" and "Kendra"
Angel? Get on that list girl!!
LEAST-SAFE CARS *EVER*
A website called Auto Shippers just put out this list of the 10 least-safe cars of all time...and the list is filled with older cars that were recalled, legendary cars that have reputations as being insanely dangerous, and two models from 2009!!
#1.) Ford Pinto. It blew up during accidents. The gas tank was accidentally positioned so that it would EXPLODE even in a minor bumper-to-bumper accident.
#2.) Briggs & Stratton Flyer. This car came out in 1915 and didn't have doors, a windshield, or any kind of protection from impact.
#3.) Peel Trident. This car was tiny and offered pretty much no protection to the two people jammed inside.
#4.) 1960-63 Chevy Corvair. The engine released toxic fumes, and the steering wheel would IMPAIL people during crashes.
#5.) 1974-76 Bricklin SV-1. The body was made out of bonded acrylic and fiberglass, which couldn't handle the engine's heat . . . and BURNED its drivers.
#6.) 1985 Yugo GV. The cars would generally just start rattling and fall apart.
#7.) 2009 Smart Fortwo. It gets amazing mileage, but drivers were getting ejected during crashes where they were barely going 40 miles-per-hour. It's also the size of my pinky finger.
#8.) 1984-88 Ford Mustang. These always ranked toward the top of the list for total DEATHS . . . people want to drive them fast, but they're not safe enough to handle crashes with those speeds and conditions.
#9.) 1984-88 Chevy Corvette. More people died in this model than any other car in HISTORY . . . people bought them, drove them recklessly, and crashed them.
#10.) 2009 Kia Rio. Even with modern safety standards, the car manufacturing was crappy enough that Kia Rios put a surprisingly high number of people in the hospital when they were rear-ended.
GOT AN AT&T CELL? IT PROBABLY SUCKS...
This survey probably effects EVERYONE reading it. Cell phones.
This isn't going to be a shock to people who own iPhones...or to anyone who's ever tried to have a conversation with someone who owns an iPhone. My friend Sarah has one...the call drops EVERY SINGLE TIME we talk...and she lives IN AKRON...not even out in the middle of nowhere!
In the issue of "Consumer Reports" that hit stands this week (January issue), AT&T was named the worst wireless service provider in the country. And for now, AT&T has an exclusive contract to sell the iPhone (my Verizon connections tell me its coming soon).
AT&T was the only carrier to have a significant drop in customer satisfaction from last year. More than half of the AT&T users surveyed have an iPhone.
Verizon usually wins these surveys, but this year they came in second. U.S. Cellular actually got the highest ratings of any national carrier. But, we don't have them around here, so VZW is the winner!
Sprint came in third, finishing just behind Verizon. T-Mobile came in fourth, and AT&T finished last.
AT&T issued a response to the survey saying, "We take this seriously and continually look for new ways to improve . . . our dropped call rate is within one-tenth of a percent of the industry leader. [That's one extra] call dropped in 1,000." (I don't buy it)
GHETTO CHRISTMAS...
or White-trash, take your pick!
Not everyone can afford a real Christmas tree or wreath or nativity scene. Here are 11 photos of brilliant Christmas decorations made out of things like shopping carts, cheap beer, tires, and even feminine hygiene products . . .
http://www.11points.com/Misc/11_Geniusly_Ghetto_Christmas_Decorations
WITH *BIG SNOW* IN THE FORECAST...
Either this survey screwed up . . . or no one can ever say Americans are LAZY again.
Nestle commissioned a survey asking people what they like to do when there's a huge snowstorm. And given the choice between skiing, sledding, or shoveling snow that's piling up in the driveway, the most popular pick was . . . HARD LABOR.
23% of Americans said they, quote, "enjoy" shoveling snow. Only 17% picked skiing or sledding.
???
Here are some other findings from the survey . . .
Women like making snowmen much more than men. (Guys, this is why you should make a snowman with your girl and impress her. Look, free love advice. You're welcome)
Women are more likely to read a book, cook, or bake when it's snowing outside than men. (Don't do those things with her. There's probably football to watch. We can't ALWAYS be perfect)
79% of Americans have had at least one snow day in their lives where they were able to stay home from school or work.
Half of Americans believe snow days are DYING, though, because people can now work from home. Stupid internet. Eff you, Al Gore.
LET ME SEE THAT BOOTY BOUNCE...
RadarOnline.com isn't the best place to go for things like JOURNALISM and GOOD REPORTING. But when it comes to putting together erotic photo galleries, they do pretty well.
http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/102242/2010/11/bootylicious-biggest-and-sexiest-bikini-backsides
ROLLING STONE'S BEST ALBUMS OF 2010...
It's a Top 30 list. Here's the Top 10:
1.) "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy", Kanye West
2.) "Brothers", The Black Keys (Akron natives of course)
3.) "The Union", Elton John and Leon Russell
4.) "The Suburbs", Arcade Fire
5.) "The Guitar Song", Jamey Johnson
6.) "Contra", Vampire Weekend
7.) "Thank Me Later", Drake
8.) "Band of Joy", Robert Plant
9.) "Recovery", Eminem
10.) "This Is Happening", LCD Soundsystem
Elsewhere on the list: Taylor Swift's album "Speak Now" is #13 . . . the new Kings of Leon, "Come Around Sundown" made the list at #18
WACKO'S IN WISCONSIN...
My girl Heather does radio in Wisconsin...and she used to tease me about some crazy stories about strippers that seemed to always come from the Akron area. Well lately it seems I need to return the favor about some serious HEADCASES from the land of cheese...
If a woman's sitting on the toilet...that's not the time to start getting intimate with her. Right? I mean WHY the HELL would you want to?!
79-year-old Willard Lueders of Sheboygan, Wisconsin made that mistake. And it cost him BIG.
On Monday night, Willard's wife, 57-year-old Karen Lueders, had been acting strangely, talking fast and rambling about spiritual things. Around 11:15 P.M., she went into the bathroom and sat down on the toilet to do her thing.
Willard decided to take that opportunity to go reassure her...so he walked into the bathroom and kissed her while she was on the toilet.
She responded by aggressively grabbing his package...and then BITING OFF HIS TONGUE!!!
When the police arrived, Karen was outside of the house with a New Year's party horn in her hand, singing Christmas carols. (Put the bottle down lady!!!!)
She was arrested and charged with felony intentional disfigurement or mutilation, which can get her up to 25 years.
Willard was rushed to the hospital so doctors could try to reattach his tongue. Doctors say he's in satisfactory condition, but wouldn't give any other details.
MORE IDIOT STORIES...
I can't tell if the idiot criminal in this story is pro-chubby or anti-chubby. Judge for yourself . . .
Last week, police were called to a Walmart in Fort Pierce, Florida after security guards there caught a man shoplifting. The man is 44-year-old Willie Jackson of Orlando, Florida.
He'd stolen four things: An USHER CD, a LIL WAYNE CD . . . a three-pack of ChapStick, and one tube of Carmex lip balm.
And he gave the officers an explanation of why he'd stolen about $4 worth of ChapStick and Carmex. Quote, "The reason I stole the lip balm is so my fat uncle can fit through the door."
He wouldn't elaborate, so it's really not clear what that means. Our first thought was that he planned on greasing up the door frame . . . or his chubby uncle . . . to help squeeze him through. But four little tubes of lip balm doesn't seem like enough.
DOES THIS HAPPEN AT MOUNT? KENT? AKRON?
This is definitely one way to make sure that when you expose yourself, people HAVE to look.
57-year-old Raymond Taylor is a part-time accounting instructor at Kennesaw State University, just north of Atlanta, Georgia. And he was arrested for allegedly exposing himself to students...WHILE he was teaching a class.
According to the police report, Raymond was in the middle of teaching when suddenly, out of nowhere, he stripped down COMPLETELY NUDE.
One of his students reported it to school officials, and Raymond was arrested and charged with public indecency.
Kennesaw State also ended their contract with him, and said he won't be back to teach.
At least he kept it INTERESTING, right???
MOOOOORE END-OF-THE-YEAR LISTS...
iTunes and Amazon both released their year-end sales numbers yesterday...for both the best-selling albums and singles. Here's your full rundown:
iTunes' 10 Top-Selling Albums of 2010:
1.) Eminem, "Recovery"
2.) Ke$ha, "Animal"
3.) Lady Gaga, "The Fame"
4.) Lady Antebellum, "Need You Now"
5.) Taylor Swift, "Speak Now"
6.) Drake, "Thank Me Later"
7.) Mumford & Sons, "Sigh No More"
8.) The Black Eyed Peas, "The E.N.D."
9.) Jack Johnson, "To the Sea"
10.) Sade, "Soldier of Love"
Amazon's 10 Top-Selling Albums of 2010:
1.) Taylor Swift, "Speak Now"
2.) Lady Antebellum, "Need You Now"
3.) Arcade Fire, "The Suburbs"
4.) Susan Boyle, "The Gift"
5.) Eminem, "Recovery"
6.) Kanye West, "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy"
7.) Sade, "Solder of Love"
8.) James Taylor, "Live at the Troubadour"
9.) Vampire Weekend, "Contra"
10.) Mumford & Sons, "Sigh No More"
iTunes' Top-Selling Singles of 2010:
1.) Train, "Hey Soul Sister"
2.) Katy Perry featuring Snoop Dogg, "California Gurls"
3.) Eminem featuring Rihanna, "Love the Way You Lie"
4.) B.o.B featuring Hayley Williams, "Airplanes"
5.) Taio Cruz, "Dynamite"
6.) Usher featuring Will.I.Am, "OMG"
7.) Taio Cruz and Ludacris, "Break Your Heart"
8.) Ke$ha, "Tik Tok"
9.) Lady Antebellum, "Need You Now"
10.) Eminem, "Not Afraid"
Amazon's Top-Selling Singles of 2010:
1.) Katy Perry featuring Snoop Dogg, "California Gurls"
2.) Eminem featuring Rihanna, "Love the Way You Lie"
3.) Bruno Mars, "Just the Way You Are"
4.) Nelly, "Just a Dream"
5.) Enrique Iglesias featuring Pitbull, "I Like It"
6.) Cee Lo Green, "(Eff) You"
7.) Rihanna, "Only Girl (In the World)"
8.) Flo Rida featuring David Guetta, "Club Can't Handle Me"
9.) Katy Perry, "Teenage Dream"
10.) Far East Movement, "Like a G6"
Billboard's Top Artists of 2010
"Billboard" has named LADY GAGA as its Top Artist of the Year. Just last year, Gaga was "Billboard's" New Artist of the Year.
Like every list "Billboard" puts out, this was not subjective. The Top Artist of the Year is determined by performance on two charts: The Billboard 200 albums list, and the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart. Here are the Top 10 Artists of the Year:
1.) Lady Gaga
2.) Taylor Swift
3.) Eminem
4.) Lady Antebellum
5.) Ke$ha
6.) Usher
7.) The Black Eyed Peas
8.) Justin Bieber
9.) Rihanna
10.) Drake
Want more? How could you. Well, go here:
http://www.billboard.com/features/best-of-2010-1004133971.story
YES!
This is probably bad news for America's overall health and welfare...but it's an EARLY CHRISTMAS for chubby chasers!
According to the annual women's health report card put out by the Oregon Health and Science University, women in the U.S. are DRUNKER, CHUBBIER, and SKANKIER than EVER. God bless us, everyone.
Drunker. More women drank at least five drinks in one night in the past month. More than 10% binge drink at least once a month, up from 6.7% in 2007.
Chubbier. 26.4% of women are now considered obese, up from 24% in 2007.
Skankier. More women than ever are testing positive for chlamydia. (And sure, that's not necessarily a GOOD statistic to show skankiness. But a sign is a sign. Wear a rubber, bro. Wear a rubber.)
The study also found some news that doctors actually consider good signs: screening rates for colorectal cancer are up...cholesterol is down...fewer women are smoking...and fewer are dying of a stroke or coronary heart disease.
On a state-by-state basis, Vermont and Massachusetts got the best health rankings...they were the only two that got a "satisfactory-minus." Louisiana and Mississippi got the worst grades.
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