Think the Browns will win tomorrow? Ehhhhhh........... :(
OK, not so happy weekend. But I'm used to that by now!
Went to Blossom on Wednesday night, saw Blink-182 along with Fall Out Boy. In the upper 40's at show time, gotta love that! Wasn't too bad though, and the show was good. FOB was decent, Blink kicked ass! And...for once...it DIDN'T take 90 mins. to get out of the parking lot at Blossom. Actually only about 5 mins. Talk about lucky!!
Here's some stuff.
WHY THE ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS CANCELLED...
Tyson Ritter busted his leg. Just wanted to let you know...
ARE WOMEN NAMED CHANTELLE THE BIGGEST SLUTS?
This survey took place in the UK and, honestly, I'm not sure if the results would be similar here in the States. But I figured I'd pass THIS along anyway...
Recently, researchers asked 4,000 men and women which NAMES they think are most likely to have sex on the first date.
According to the survey, the ten most promiscuous names for WOMEN are:
#10.) Michelle
#9.) Lisa
#8.) Vicky
#7.) Becky
#6.) Debbie
#5.) Tanya
#4.) Chelsea
#3.) Kelly
#2.) Stacy
#1.) Chantelle
And the ten most promiscuous names for MEN are:
#10.) Callum (???)
#9.) Kevin
#8.) Jason
#7.) Danny
#6.) Gary
#5.) Andy
#4.) Darren
#3.) Steve
#2.) Lee
#1.) Dave
SURPRISING THINGS THAT TURN WOMEN ON...
Women like guys with good looks, muscles, money, and confidence. Everybody knows that. But here are five SURPRISING things that attract women, according to AskMen.com...
#1.) SCARS. Yeah, they're mysterious and fascinating, but researchers in England also say that women associate scars with courage. To a woman, a scar means a guy isn't afraid of confrontation, and he's tough enough to live through it.
#2.) HOUSE PLANTS. Women want men to be nurturing, but it's hard to gauge how nurturing a guy really is while he's trying to get you into bed. So women notice plants. Keeping them alive takes patience, and it shows that a guy's somewhat settled down.
#3.) SWEAT. Researchers at Berkeley found that a chemical in male sweat causes women's hormone levels to go up. So asking a girl out on a jogging date might not be a bad idea. Just don't overdo it. Too much sweat is always a bad thing.
#4.) GRAY HAIR. It used to mean you were old, but now it means you're dignified and experienced. And a recent survey by Match.com found that a whopping 72 percent of women think gray hair is hot.
#5.) GLASSES. According to studies by the University of Stockholm, women are actually more attracted to men WITH glasses than men without. And you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out why: Women think guys with glasses look smarter.
NO SEX IN THE DORM ROOM...
Admit it...when you were in college, or if you are at the moment, the fact that your roommate was "asleep" in the next bed never stopped you from having SEX in your dorm room...
Recently, officials at Tufts University in Massachusetts passed a new rule banning students from having sex in their dorm rooms while their roommate is present.
According to a spokesman with the university's Office of Residential Life and Learning, quote, "There were incidents that occurred last year...where residents of rooms started to feel uncomfortable with what their roommates were doing in the room.
"We want to make perfectly clear that we do not want to hinder someone from engaging in any personal or private activity. But when it becomes uncomfortable for the roommate, we want to have something in place that empowers the residents to have a good conversation with the roommate."
My ex-girlfriends school only allowed overnight stays on the weekends. She used to say "we allow sex, only on the weekends!"
What kind of rules are in place around here? Akron, Kent, Mount?
Any of you ever been busted by a roomie while doing the deed?
Your stories tonight after 7! Comment on here (Facebook) as well
WEEZER & WEEZY
The new WEEZER album, "Raditude"...which hits stores on November 3rd...includes a track that features rapper LIL WAYNE. It's called "Can't Stop Partying".
Singer RIVERS CUOMO says, quote, "He gave it the edge I was looking for. You can hear in his voice, it sounds so dark, like he was gonna get shot or something when he walks out of the studio. [That's] what we were going for."
HOW DO YOU...HOW DO YOU SLEEP?
Now it's time to discuss everyone's favorite subject. No, not SEX. SLEEP.
According to a recent survey, less than ONE in FIVE Americans...or 19%...gets at least eight hours of sleep a night.
45% say they've used medication to help them sleep.
86% say that they have a "side of the bed." But only 46% say that sleeping on the other side of the bed affects their sleep.
And 16% of Americans say that they always sleep in the NUDE.
Here's what's weird about this: 86% of us have a "side of the bed." But 14% of us DON'T. So, those people just sleep on whatever side they happen to land on? Who are these freaks? How does that work? I always sleep on the same side...I don't get it.
PUTTING THE GAGA IS A MAN RUMOR TO BED...
During a gig Tuesday night in Washington, D.C., Gaga showed MASSIVE CAMEL TOE. And it doesn't look like there's any room for a MAN-ROOT in there. Check it...
JT AND JB...SPLITSVILLE?
Are JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and JESSICA BIEL still together??? Or has Justin ditched Jessica for RIHANNA??? We still don't know the answer...but the rumors are flying.
"People" magazine says Justin and Jessica ARE still together. Their so-called "source" says, quote, "They're together. They're not breaking up. Any time they spend time apart it's because they're working."
As for the Rihanna thing, the source says it's strictly professional...quote, "They're working together. They were in the studio for her album and they'll be going back in again."
The paparazzi even got a picture of Justin and Jessica holding hands after going out to dinner Monday night. They don't necessarily look happy...but is there a law that says they have to in order to still be together??? Here's the pic...
Yeah, holding hands, but she looks like she's pulling him!
Anyway, the not-always-reliable "Star" tabloid says the relationship is on life support...because Jessica found out that Justin is macking Rihanna.
Supposedly, Justin and Rihanna had a, quote, "hot grinding session" at a "VMA" after-party earlier this month...which they ended up taking back to Rihanna's hotel room. Jessica found out a few days later, and she's freaking out.
And finally, "Us Weekly" claims that Justin ended his relationship with Jessica...over the phone...about a month ago.
Of course, neither of these reports would explain why Justin and Jessica were going out to dinner and holding hands THREE DAYS AGO. But the truth doesn't always sell trashy magazines.
Either way, Biel or Ri-Ri...it does NOT suck to be Justin Timberlake!!!
*NSYNC REUNION NOT HAPPENING...
If the BACKSTREET BOYS reunion has you holding out hope that 'N SYNC will follow suit...JC CHASEZ is here to ruin your day.
MTV News recently asked him if there was any chance that 'N Sync will get back together...to do the middle-aged boy band thing that everyone's trying to do these days...and he said NO.
He added, quote, "I keep in touch with all of them. [But we don't want to do it] because we already did that and it was fun, but we're done with it."
SPEAKING OF BOY BANDS...LFO SPLITS AGAIN
They just got back together earlier this summer, did a little tour. Yep, I made fun of them extensively.
And now, they've split up again. But we will always remember those timeless classics. Like "Girl On TV", "Sex U Up", and of course, "Summer Girls"...
R.I.P. Lyte Funky Ones.
JOHN MAYER/T. SWIFT DUET...
Back in the spring, JOHN MAYER tweeted that he dreamt about recording a duet with TAYLOR SWIFT. And then...the dream came true.
The song is called "Half Of My Heart" and it's on John's new album, "Battle Studies", which drops November 17th. Now you know.
DAVE LETTERMAN...
You've all heard about this by now. You know it was an inside job, a guy that worked on 48 Hours. What came out last night, is that he was living with and presumably dating the girl who Letterman was with....Stephanie!
I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! Take a look at this...
JON & KATE DEBAUCHERY...
TLC has been forced to suspend production on "Jon and Kate Plus Eight"...after JON GOSSELIN sent them cease-and-desist letters, and posted a sign in front of his home banning the show's camera crews from entering.
One of the letters reads, quote, "Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon's family home for any reason. In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effectuate police action against any trespassers."
A second letter explains that Jon is doing this FOR THE KIDS.
It reads, quote, "Jon Gosselin unequivocally believes that his children's continued participation in your client's television production is 'detrimental' to his children.
"Accordingly, Jon expects that your client will cease and desist from any and all further production which includes his eight children."
And here's a picture of the sign posted at the home, which includes two misspellings: Penalty is spelled "P-E-N-E-L-T-Y" and his name has TWO errors, it's written as "J-O-H-N-A-T-H-O-N" instead of "J-O-N-A-T-H-A-N...???...
Of course, the timing of all this doesn't seem random at all. Earlier this week, TLC announced that they would be reducing Jon's role on the show and re-launching it next month as just "Kate Plus Eight".
Even then, TLC said they would be retaining their "exclusive relationship with Jon," and that he would still be making "occasional appearances" on the show. However, they were shifting the focus to, quote, "Kate's new life as a single mother."
There's talk that all this took Jon by surprise...and INFURIATED him. But "sources" tell TMZ that Jon has been trying to get out of his "exclusive" contract with TLC for MONTHS now, to do another show.
There was a rumor a while back that Jon was developing a reality show called "The Divorced Dads Club" with LINDSAY LOHAN'S fame-hungry dad, MICHAEL.
A so-called "friend close to Jon" now tells Fox News, quote, "He's really diving into [that] idea. Michael has been a friend and adviser through the scandal, and they have mutual friends. Lawyers and publicists are working on meetings for Jon."
But TLC probably wouldn't let that happen if they weren't involved.
Sources tell TMZ that the producers were willing to continue giving Jon his full paycheck...and allow him to either stay on OR completely leave the show, but there was one catch: He couldn't do any other show without permission from TLC.
But Jon's lawyer says all this is nonsense...and claims that Jon is doing this for the RIGHT reasons. He says, quote, "This isn't about money. This isn't a negotiation tactic. This is about his kids.
"He's worried about what impact the show is having on them and is taking action. He's done with the show."
Naturally, TLC is not amused. The network issued this statement: Quote, "We are aware of Jon Gosselin's recent statements and remain deeply disappointed at his continued erratic behavior.
"He and the family were shooting as recently as last Friday, without incident, and his latest comments are grossly inaccurate, without merit and are clearly opportunistic.
"Despite Jon Gosselin's repeated self-destructive and unprofessional actions, he remains under an exclusive contract with TLC. Direct filming of the children has been currently suspended, pending further conversations between both parents."
Kate issued her own statement as well. Here's what she has to say: Quote, "I'm saddened and confused by Jon's public media statements.
"Jon has never expressed any concerns to me about our children being involved in the show and, in fact, is on the record as saying he believes the show benefits our children and was taping on Friday with the kids.
"I check in regularly with each of the kids to be sure they want to participate in and continue with the show and will continue to do so. I do the show for my family because I believe it provides us opportunities we wouldn't otherwise have.
"It appears that Jon's priority is Jon and his interests. My priority remains our children and their well-being."
It's hard to say where all this goes from here.
Jon's lawyer says they're prepared to go after the show for violating Pennsylvania's child labor laws. He claims they didn't get the proper permits to film the children...and aren't giving the kids, quote, "appropriate compensation."
What?!? How is this NOT supposed to sound retaliatory and opportunistic? He never had a problem with the show, which has been filming for THREE YEARS...and NOW he's suddenly worried about the welfare of his kids??? SHUT UP!!!
JON GOSSELIN swears up and down that the only reason he's trying to stop the filming of "Jon & Kate Plus 8" is because it exploits his children. But just two months ago, he said the EXACT OPPOSITE...and he was caught on camera doing it.
Jon was on "Larry King Live" last night, trying to plead his case. And Larry confronted him with a video shot on July 31st, in which Jon denied allegations made by Kate's sister that the Gosselin kids are exploited.
After watching the video, Jon admitted that he meant it at the time...but now realizes it was a MISTAKE.
Oh, and he mentioned that if he'd said that either he or TLC was exploiting his children, it would have been BREACH OF CONTRACT.
But wait...Superdad doesn't care about money...so why would he care about breaching a contract that harmed his children???
This guy's mouth is like a steam shovel. Every time he opens it, he ends up in a bigger hole. But enough about his love life.
HI-YO!!!!!
T. SWEEZY IS A HOME-OWNER...
When it comes time to buy a first house, a lot of people start small by getting a condo...even if they're millionaire singers. TAYLOR SWIFT recently Tweeted, quote, "I just bought my first condo in Nashville so I'm looking at tile samples and wallpaper now.
"I'm so excited. It might seem old...but I'm having so much fun! I'm doing whimsical quirky eclectic tree house. I just really want it to be different from everywhere else I see. I love doing this interior designing."
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