Tuesday, October 27, 2009

MID-WEEK UPDATE SPECIAL!

WHAT THE...?
BILLY RAY CYRUS has already taken enough abuse for letting MILEY grow up too fast. You'd think he'd exert a little more control over Miley's 9-year-old sister, NOAH. Apparently not.

Little Noah went to a Halloween party thrown by JAMIE LEE CURTIS over the weekend...wearing some kind of SLUTTY GOTH costume.

I don't think I'm overreacting here. At least not much. Her costume honestly looked like something a college girl wears to the bars...and then has to pick up off the floor of some random guy's bedroom the next morning.

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KIDS BEHAVING BADLY...(FORMER KIDS??)
By now we've all heard how JODIE SWEETIN...who played the adorable Stephanie Tanner on "Full House"...grew up to become a hardcore drug addict.

Well, Jodie has a new book coming out next week called "unSweetened". And in it, she admits that she once snorted coke right before lecturing college students on the importance of staying sober.

She says, quote, "I was back to partying like I was at my worst, spending seven hundred dollars a week on meth, coke.

"I thought for sure that one of the professors would take one look at me and kick me out. But none did. They wanted to hear about the trials and tribulations of Jodie Sweetin, or at least the Jodie Sweetin I had created."

Jodie also says she got drunk, vomited, and had to be carried out of co-star CANDACE CAMERON'S wedding in 1996. She was only 14 at the time. (!!!)

And she was high on meth at the premiere of the OLSEN TWINS' 2004 flick, "New York Minute".

Here's some cool Jodie Sweetin trivia for you: Jodie was adopted at 9 months old. Her real mom was a drug addict...and her dad was killed in a PRISON RIOT.








PARANORMAL ACTIVITY...
"Paranormal Activity" just keeps getting bigger. And so now, we get the inevitable: "Paranormal Activity 2" is on the drawing board. Nothing is official yet, but the studio is discussing the possibility.

"Paranormal Activity" cost about $15,000 to make...and has already earned $62.5 million.







THAT'S ALL FOLKS...
A columnist for About.com has published a list of The Top 50 Cartoon Characters, based on, quote, "their influence, their popularity and their hilarity." Here are the Top 10:


#1.) Bugs Bunny

#2.) Homer Simpson

#3.) Mickey Mouse

#4.) Bart Simpson

#5.) Charlie Brown

#6.) Fred Flintstone

#7.) The Grinch

#8.) Popeye

#9.) Wile E. Coyote

#10.) Rocky and Bullwinkle

FULL LIST: http://animatedtv.about.com/od/showsaz/tp/top50chrctrs.htm







AMA PERFORMERS LINED UP SO FAR...
Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, and Chris Daughtry's band, Daughtry. And rumor has it RIHANNA will sing, too.

Other previously announced performers include: JAY-Z, Alicia Keys, the Black Eyed Peas and Jennifer Lopez.








54% OF MARRIED PEOPLE HAVE NEVER EVEN CONSIDERED AN AFFAIR:
There's a new survey out in the UK about infidelity, and I'd like to THINK the results would be similar here...
The survey asked readers who were parents a bunch of questions about sex and infidelity. They polled about 1,640 people...748 women and 892 men...and here's what they found:


--44% said that they had sex once a week or more.

--32% said they had sex two-to-four times a month.

--10.5% said they did the deed several times a year.

--And 2% said they had sex every day...while another 2% said they NEVER had sex. (Which leaves 9.5% unaccounted for.)


--But here's where it gets interesting. Remember, these people are PARENTS:


--28% admitted they had fantasized about an affair, and 8.2% had considered having one.

--3.6% had begun an affair...while 2.4% had ended one.

--But 54% said they had never even CONSIDERED having an affair. (3.8% are unaccounted for.)

That seems like a lot. But according to Dr. Lauren Rosewarne, an Australian professor who wrote a book about cheating, it's only because circumstances haven't presented themselves yet.
Dr. Rosewarne says, quote, "The thought is more likely to enter someone's head after they have met the person they would like to cheat with...People cheat to feel younger, different or challenged."







LEONA LEWIS IS DATING AN ELECTRICIAN...AND IT BOTHERS HER THAT PEOPLE THINK SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR HIM
LEONA LEWIS has been dating the same guy since before she was famous. His name is Lou Al-Chamaa, and he's an electrician.

And if you think Leona shouldn't be dating an electrician just because she's a famous pop star now, she's got something to tell you.

She says, quote, "I find it very offensive. It's offensive to him...implying he's not good enough for [me] anymore. But also to [me], saying [I'm] so shallow [I'd] dump him when [I] became famous.

"It's like, seriously? This is real life, it isn't make-believe. For people to think that you should leave someone because, all of the sudden, you're a singer and you have opportunities. I feel very sorry for them.

"It does make me angry. Because he's a great person. And it doesn't matter what you do in life, what your job is, where you come from. None of that matters to me. What matters is who you are as a person...nothing else."







T. SWIFT IS DATING WHO?!?!?!?!???????
Your hot new (alleged) couple of the week is...TAYLOR SWIFT and "New Moon" stud TAYLOR LAUTNER. The two of them hit a Los Angeles Kings hockey game together on Sunday night. (She's 19. He won't be 18 until February.)

After the game, they were seen going into the Beverly Wilshire Hotel...but nobody saw them come out. (Here are some pics of them out on the town Sunday...)

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"EMPIRE STATE OF MIND" AT YANKEES GAME...
JAY-Z and ALICIA KEYS will perform their song "Empire State of Mind" at Yankee Stadium tomorrow night just before Game One of the World Series between the New York Yankees and the Philadelphia Phillies. (She'll also do the national anthem.)

Jay-Z landed the gig last week, but he had to wait for the Yankees to dispose of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. He says, quote, "The whole time we knew we had the performance. We knew we had the performance last week.

"I think it was 3-to-1 [in favor of the Yankees] at the time. [The Yankees] lost that game to make it 3-to-2. I was like, 'Man!' I had to come in [the stadium] with the stage and all that. I was like, 'Man, these guys gotta come on.' It was almost selfish."







WOULD YOU HAND OUT BACON-FLAVORED GUMBALLS FOR HALLOWEEN?
This Halloween, you can hand out "regular" candy just like everyone else. Or you can break the mold and pass out some "less traditional" Halloween treats.

And I don't mean apples and toothbrushes. That's lame. I'm talking about stuff like THIS.

Bacon-flavored gumballs...
Garlic mints . . .
Zit Poppers, which are oversized acne bumps filled with candy pus...
Human Dog Food, which is candy kibble in a mini bowl...
And Scorpion Pops, which are just like regular lollipops, only they have a dead scorpion in the center.
http://www.stupid.com/fun/all-of-our-candy.html







YOU CAN BUY MATCHING SLUTTY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES FOR YOU AND YOUR DOG:
Admit it, ladies...the reason you love Halloween so much is because it gives you the chance to dress up like a skank. It's okay, that's why we ALL love Halloween.

And now, thanks to a website called SpoiledRottenDoggies.com, you can buy matching Halloween costumes for you and your DOG, so you can BOTH dress up like sluts this year.

You can buy skanky, matching Halloween costumes for you and your dog here...
http://www.spoiledrottendoggies.com/matchingcostumes.htm







THERE'S A DATING WEBSITE JUST FOR "BEAUTIFUL" PEOPLE:
The great thing about online dating is that it exposes you to all kinds of new and interesting people. The problem is that so many of them are just plain UGLY.

Enter BeautifulPeople.com...an online dating site that's exclusively for good-looking people.

In fact, if you want to join BeautifulPeople.com, you have to submit a picture first. And only after the site's existing members have deemed you "attractive enough" are you allowed to set up a profile.

It sounds pretty shallow, right?

But according to the site's managing director, quote, "There's nothing shallow in wanting to be with someone you're attracted to...People are fed up wasting time and money meeting unattractive people on the net."

Overall, BeautifulPeople.com has about 180,000 members...but about five times that number have applied for membership and been DENIED for being too ugly.

You can TRY to sign up for this website here:
http://www.beautifulpeople.com/








HERE ARE 15 SIGNS YOUR BOYFRIEND IS ANNOYING:
Ladies...it's pretty easy to tell if the guy you're dating is a JERK. But there's another group of guys who are almost as bad. No, they won't hit you or call you names. They'll just be needy, inconsiderate, and generally ANNOYING.

With that in mind, here are 15 signs your boyfriend is annoying, according to a website called TheFrisky.com:

#1.) He eats all your food and never replaces it
#2.) He's always doing accents and imitations...like Austin Powers or Borat...but never well
#3.) He always needs to be the center of attention
#4.) He'd rather say something dumb than nothing at all
#5.) He breaks wind in public and thinks it's HI-LARIOUS
#6.) He never cleans up after himself
#7.) He repeats the same tired joke over and over until you start laughing
#8.) He pokes fun of your insecurities or reveals your secrets when he thinks he can get a laugh out of it
#9.) He has a catchphrase
#10.) He chews with his mouth open
#11.) He interrupts you when you're working, talking on the phone, or sleeping
#12.) Your friends have started avoiding him...and maybe even YOU too
#13.) He plays the "sensitive guy" card when he wants your attention
#14.) He answers the phone even when you're in the middle of something important
#15.) He always has to have the last word...even when he's clearly WRONG.

Ladies, what does YOUR guy do that annoys you? 330-450-9292 after 7 tonight!







THEN & NOW...RUTHIE FROM 7th HEAVEN...
I saw this while surfing around the net. Ruthie from 7th Heaven...then and now...
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^She still is looking WAY too much like that little kid on the show to me!







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