Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning! Happy Labor Day weekend! Enjoy your Monday off, if ya got it...I'll be here playin' the hits for ya! Here's some shtuff...
MICHAEL BOLTON HAS COLLABORATED WITH...LADY GAGA!?!?!?
A new MICHAEL BOLTON track, called "Murder My Heart", has hit the Internet, and get this: It's the product of a collaboration with LADY GAGA!!!
Bolton explains, quote, "I was taking a break from production when my manager and the label tag-teamed me on the phone about writing with a young artist named Lady Gaga who I had never heard of... but they were raving about.
"They said that she was a huge fan of mine and wanted to write with me.
"When I met her in the studio later that night, I realized she was not only about to have a big hit record but Gaga was a superstar about to launch...her energy was so high and her focus excited me.
"She reminded me of a young Madonna...with more exuberance and emphasis on the art rather than the marketing."
The song...which was written by Lady Gaga...was recorded earlier this year. For now, there's no word on how or when it'll be officially released. But search for it online, you'll find it. Now, here's the thing...its HONESTLY...pretty decent. I heard about the first minute and thought 'well, Michael Bolton doesn't sound like doctor's office music anymore!'
JAY-Z STILL WANTS TO TAKE ON HOLLYWEIRD:
When JAY-Z "retired" from rap six years ago...he said that, among other things, he wanted to jumpstart a career in Hollywood.
Well, his retirement only lasted three years, and the acting thing never happened. But he hasn't given up on the dream...he's just waiting for the right moment.
Jay-Z says, quote, "I'm taking my time. It may seem like it's taking forever, but when I do, it's gonna be something added to the genre.
"I just don't wanna do a couple movies and be gone. I want it to be something that's really important, so I'm taking my time with it. Hopefully when I arrive [in Hollywood], I can leave a footprint."
...or would that be a BLUEPRINT?!?!
............don't hate.
NEARLY 2 IN 5 FACEBOOK USERS ANNOUNCE THEIR VACATION PLANS ONLINE:
This survey took place in the UK, but we have no doubt the results would be pretty similar here in the States.
According to a recent survey, 13% of Facebook users accept friend requests from total strangers.
You're not strangers, I heart you. Bunches. www.facebook.com/robmackenzie
Now, that might not seem like a big deal. But, considering that nearly TWO in FIVE Facebook users...or 38%...post status updates announcing their vacation plans, it IS.
According to one of the researchers, quote, "Coupled with the finding that an alarmingly high proportion of users are prepared to be 'friends' online with people they don't really know, this presents a serious risk to the security of people's home and contents.
"This reaction could result in a complete stranger potentially being able to learn about a person's interests, location and movements in and out of their home."
In other words, if you announce your vacation plans on Facebook, you're not just letting your friends know your house is going to be empty, you're also letting potential BURGLARS know it'll be empty.
It's called security settings...use those!
BY THE WAY, TWEETERS....???
Q92 has a TWITTER! We tweet and all that! http://twitter.com/Q92
We have just over 400 followers, which I gotta say, its really impressive to me. I've promoted this on the air maybe 2x MAX, and I don't think anyone else has. Yet people searched US out on Twitter. It shows how well we're doing in the market these days!
PEE ON MY FLOOR? I MAKE FUN OF YOUR SMALL ONE!
Three weeks ago, 26-year-old Alex Hess of Toronto, Canada, came home to find that an anonymous man had PEED all over the open-air entryway to his apartment building.
So Alex got his hands on the apartment building's security camera, which clearly shows the guy doing his business on the floor, and posted it on a website he created called SmallPenisAlert.com in order to publicly humiliate the guy.
Then Alex printed up hundreds of posters showing a close-up of the guy's face, under the heading "SMALL PENIS ALERT", and plastered them all over his neighborhood. So why did Alex go to so much trouble just to get back at one anonymous guy?
Alex says, quote, "There aren't a lot of legal options, so I figure if there is something I can do to embarrass him or make me feel better, this is one of those things...The message is, if you pee on my building, I'm going to make fun of your manhood."
A SHOT AT HUMOR...
For a while, it seemed like KID 'N PLAY were EVERYWHERE. But that was over 15 years ago. These days, we're not sure what PLAY is up to...but KID just surfaced in a low-budget commercial, hawking SUITS.
He IS trying to be funny . . . but it DOES appear to be a real ad. Which is funny, because his sales pitch includes the line, quote, "You tryin' to take your lady out? Take your mother out? One of your homeboys got shot? (!!!)
"You got things to do and you can't wear shorts and flip-flops."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGqn5i3mvo4
"CHILI" THOMAS OF TLC FAME...WITH A VH1 SHOW!
A while back, we heard that Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas...one of the two surviving members of TLC...was getting her own reality dating show on VH1. And now, the show is taking applications for guys who'd like to slice off a piece of that.
The only requirements are that you have to be a single male between the ages of 25 and 40. (And they didn't say this, but it's probably more understood than ever that you shouldn't be a homicidal maniac.)
If you're interested in applying for the show, send an email to TheChilliProject@gmail.com.
And remember... she don't want NO SCRUBS!!!
HI-YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.....shut it, that was funny.
You laughed.
Hater.
MEGAN *WILL* GET HERSELF A NEW SHOW...
Poor MEGAN HAUSERMAN. Her VH1 show, "Megan Wants a Millionaire", got canceled because one of the contestants killed his wife, mangled her corpse and stuffed it in a suitcase before committing suicide.
So VH1 is making it up to her by giving her a NEW reality show. There's no word what kind of show it'll be...but a so-called "source" says VH1 offered it to her to keep her quiet about the chaos surrounding her last show.
AVRIL LAVIGNE AND KATY PERRY DO IDOL
AVRIL LAVIGNE will take PAULA ABDUL'S seat for the "American Idol" auditions in Los Angeles this week. The L.A. auditions will be split into two days...with Avril doing one, and KATY PERRY doing the other.
VH1 HIP-HOP HONORS...
The annual VH1 "Hip-Hop Honors" will air on October 13th, and this year, they're paying tribute to Def Jam Records. TRACY MORGAN will host the show for the third straight year...and they already have a HUGE lineup.
The list includes: Eminem, Rick Ross, Mary J. Blige, Young Jeezy, Ludacris, Fabolous, DMX, Method Man, Redman, The Roots, Kid Rock, Trey Songz, Ja Rule, Onyx, Warren G and Public Enemy. (!!!)
The special will feature old Def Jam footage and never-before-seen interviews.
LADY GAGA WON'T ADDRESS HER PENIS....
LADY GAGA was on some Australian radio show yesterday, when one of the hosts asked her POINT BLANK if she's a hermaphrodite. And she REFUSED to give a straight yes-or-no answer.
She said, quote, "You know what, honestly it's just too low-brow for me to even discuss."
Then the hosts asked her if she had ever posted a message online ADMITTING that she was packing man-meat. (There WAS such a quote attributed to her, but we never knew if she was really the author.)
To that, she said, quote, "I've made fun of it before, but you know, to even talk about it is just ridiculous. I'm an accomplished musician, and I'd much rather talk about my fans and my music than a silly rumor."
THE "JON & KATE" PORNO SPOOF IS HERE!!!
The "Jon & Kate Plus 8" porno spoof is finally here!!! It's called "Jon & Kate (Eff) 8" (LOL!!!!), and it's due out from a fine company called Devil's Film on September 14th.
And here's the cool part: The movie is actually more romantic than the actual "Jon & Kate" show on TLC. Because after each of them goes out and nails everything in sight, they realize they were actually meant for each other all along!!!!!!! awwwww
(((((PIC))))))
It's due out soon.
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