Wednesday, May 9, 2012

OPRAH'S IN TROUBLE
"BusinessWeek" magazine reports that OPRAH'S OWN network has already lost $330 MILLION...and won't be able to survive another year unless it makes a dramatic turnaround. The network launched just 16 months ago.

Oprah can't be happy. If she WANTED to blow hundreds of millions of dollars on a FAILURE she could've stayed in Chicago and bought the Cubs. .....ha!

BUT Oprah doesn't have much of her own money invested in the network, but obviously her BRAND will take a big hit if OWN goes belly-up.









B.o.B. DOES THE MOON...??
Is this the beginning of THE GREAT HIP-HOP SPACE RACE?

B.O.B claims that HE will be the first rapper to perform...ON THE MOON.

In a new video, he says, "Before the end of this lifetime, I will perform on the moon. You heard it [here] first. I will perform on the moon.

"And when I'm on the moon, I'm going to take this footage, and I'm going to play it on a screen before the show starts."

B.o.B is 23 years old. So if he's serious...and let's pretend that he is...there's some time for him to find a way to make this happen.

Perhaps he can perform at the ribbon cutting ceremony for President Newt Gingrich's moon base?








LOVELY LADY LUMPSThere's a new book out called "Breasts: A Natural and Unnatural History". And even with THAT title, we know you're STILL not going to actually sit down and read it. So here are six interesting facts about breasts from the book. You're welcome.

#1.) Women's breasts are BIGGER THAN EVER.

#2.) The average-sized breast in the U.S. is at least a C-cup, although some studies have found it's more likely a D-cup.

#3.) The average U.S. breast weighs just over one pound...and can double during pregnancy.

#4.) The largest enhanced breast in the world is 21 POUNDS. It's a size 38-triple-K...and contains the equivalent of 2.6 gallons of liquid.

#5.) Before there were silicone breast implants in the mid-1900s, women tried making their breasts larger by surgically stuffing them with glass balls, ivory, wood chips, peanut oil, ox cartilage, and candle wax. That all sounds safe.

#6.) More than 5 million American women have implants.







SPEAKING OF...
RadarOnline put together a top 10 of the biggest and best REAL boobs in Hollywood. Gotta love that! Here it is
http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/175195/2012/05/10-best-big-real-boobs-hollywood








MAKE-UP SEX IS BADMake-up sex is a proud, long-standing tradition for couples all over the world. You get in a fight, argue a little bit, hopefully reach some kind of resolution, then have angry sex...and the world is good again.

But Dr. Seth Meyers is a clinical psychologist at "Psychology Today", and HE says make-up sex is actually a BAD THING. Because it's just like a crackhead smoking crack.

Meyers says make-up sex isn't the way a couple ACTUALLY shows each other intimacy or affection after getting in a fight. It's just a way of switching gears from negative feelings to the positive experience of sex.

So you're just trying to jump immediately from feeling really low to feeling really high...which is like a fiending crack addict smoking crack.

And if you weren't happy with how the fight turned out, once the make-up sex is over and you come back down, you'll feel even worse.











JUST EAT HER COOKING NEXT TIME...Last month, 69-year-old Yuri Ticuic from the Siberia region of Russia got into a fight with his wife over her LOUSY COOKING. He was so mad that her soup was always cold, that he stormed out of the house.

And then he got lost in a frozen Siberian forest. Where he wasn't found for THIRTY DAYS.

Yuri survived by scavenging for berries, EATING HAY, and DRINKING SNOW. I think this goes without saying...but at that point, he probably missed his wife's cold soup A LOT.

After a month, some farmers finally found him. He was too weak to walk and severely frostbitten. Doctors may end up having to amputate both of his legs.

Yuri told reporters he'll never criticize his wife's cooking again. LOL








HEY MOM: THE SON LOVES YOU MORE
You obviously love one of your kids more than the other. It's okay. You don't have to say which one. But we can tell you which one of THEM loves YOU more...at least if you believe money is love. Which we do.

According to separate surveys on Mother's Day spending in the U.S. and Canada, your son loves you more than your daughter.

In the U.S., the average man will spend $189.74 on Mother's Day. That's almost 62% more than the average woman, who will spend $117.42.

In Canada, the average man will spend $105.02 on Mother's Day. That's 69% more than the average woman, who will spend $61.99.

(If you want, we could just say AMERICA loves their moms more than the silly Canadians!)

According to one retail analyst, men usually spend more on gifts for big holidays than women.  "Men tend to have their wallets out less often. But when they do, it's for big purchases. So there's a different expectation about what to spend."










ADDICTED TO...ALL THE THINGS YOU DO......on your FACEBOOK page!

Researchers at the University of Bergen in Norway have developed a way to tell whether you're becoming addicted to Facebook. Check it out...

Women, introverts, and people who are disorganized are more likely to develop a problem. The researchers also came up with six questions that will help determine whether you're addicted.

Using a scale of one to five, rate how closely each question relates to you. If you give yourself a four or a five on at least four of the questions, you might be an addict.

#1.) Do you spend a lot of time thinking about Facebook, or planning HOW you'll use it?

#2.) Do you feel an urge to use Facebook more and more?

#3.) Do you use Facebook to forget about personal problems?

#4.) Have you tried unsuccessfully to quit or cut down?

#5.) Do you become restless or troubled if you're prohibited from using Facebook?

#6.) Has using Facebook had a negative impact on your job or studies?








EMINEM WANTS THE FOIL
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/eminem_asks_hotel_staff_can_tinfoil_XbWpIgkIXbYRjzFeznxs0I








RIHANNA DOES PLAYBOY?If you haven't seen enough of RIHANNA naked yet, here's something to potentially look forward to:

The not-always-reliable British tabloids say she's in talks to pose nude for "Playboy". And the deal would be worth well over a million bucks.

A source says, "[This] appeals to Rihanna’s creative side. Her main concern is that she doesn’t alienate her army of young fans who could think this is a little too risqué."

Really? We're supposed to believe that Rihanna is suddenly worried about her young fans? This is a chick who would show up at the White House in a thong and a see-through tube top.)

I want to believe that Rihanna IS going to pose nude for "Playboy". But when the "anonymous source" says she's worried about being too risqué for the children, the needle on my B.S. METER crashes through the red.

Meanwhile...Britain's "Sun" tabloid says that Rihanna sent ADELE a cake shaped like a PAIR OF BOOBS for her birthday.










EVER WONDER WHY ITS CALLED 'WILD ONES'?
FLO RIDA's next album is called "Wild Ones"...and it's dropping on July 3rd. He says, "With this album, there's gonna be a lot of Number Ones, so that's why I came up with the title 'Wild Ones'.

He adds, "I [was] inspired by just traveling around the world, and just coming up with some music that the world can enjoy...to take this from local to national to international."








TAYLOR HAS NO CONFIDENCETAYLOR SWIFT has sold over 20 million albums, which is enough for her to be confident about her abilities as an artist, right? Well, yes...and no.

She tells "American Songwriter", "I think I'm confident about every aspect of my career, sometimes. But I'm never always confident. I'm never always confident about my songwriting.

"I'm never 100 percent confident about anything that I do.

"And I think that keeps you growing. And I think that keeps you motivated. I never want to get complacent and I never want to be 100 percent confident about any skill that I have. It's just not the way I think and not the way that you grow."







FEARSWe've heard of NOMOPHOBIA before...that's the feeling of anxiety you get when you're away from your cell phone. But we didn't realize it had reached THIS point.

According to a new study by a company called SecurEnvoy, losing your cell phone is now the most common fear IN THE WORLD. About 66% of people worldwide have some feeling of anxiousness when they're away from their phone.

That's up from 53% four years ago. They didn't say what the second-most common fear is...but whether it's spiders, heights, snakes, being buried alive, whatever, it's not as common as nomophobia.









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