IN CASE YOU WANTED THE UPDATE ON KATY'S DATING LIFEKATY PERRY is no longer fornicating with FLORENCE + THE MACHINE guitarist ROBERT ACKROYD.

A source says, "It wasn't that serious. It's not a nasty thing and they are still talking, but Katy told him to do his thing and they'll talk soon. No hard feelings. She's really busy and so is he."








BUT SHE'S PERFECTLY GOOD AT IT
RIHANNA doesn't seem to do much these days besides take her clothes off and party...and that might be catching up with her.

The not-always-reliable "National Enquirer" says Rihanna is partying so much she might be putting her health...and her liver...at risk.

A source says, "Rihanna is spiraling out of control and is headed for an early grave. It never seems to be one beer or one cocktail.

"Once she gets started, Rihanna pounds drinks all night long, sometimes until the sun comes up. She definitely goes on binges.

"She’s been a hard drinker since her teens and her friends and family are desperately urging her to get into rehab."

Rihanna called in "sick" to her "Saturday Night Live" dress rehearsal on May 5th...then landed in the hospital a few days later with "exhaustion and dehydration". She even Tweeted a picture of her IV drip.

This past weekend, Rihanna's over-partying caused her to miss a flight out of London. But she used the extra day in the U.K. to show up onstage during a KANYE WEST / JAY-Z gig.











MAXIM HOT 100"Maxim" magazine released its annual Hot 100 list yesterday...and LEONARDO DICAPRIO'S ex-girlfriend BAR REFAELI tops it.

Speaking of ladies Leo's been all up in, BLAKE LIVELY made it to #13, but GISELE BUNDCHEN failed to make the cut.

This year's list was voted on by readers, which is how STEPHEN COLBERT managed to get to #69. And Lois Griffin, a cartoon character from "Family Guy", is #85.

KIM KARDASHIAN also didn't make the list...but Britain's "Zoo" magazine just named her the Hottest Woman in the World.

Here's the "Maxim" Top 20...

#1.) Bar Refaeli

#2.) Olivia Munn

#3.) Mila Kunis (yes)

#4.) Katy Perry

#5.) Olivia Wilde

#6.) "Hunger Games" minx Jennifer Lawrence

#7.) Emma Stone

#8.) Megan Fox

#9.) Malin Akerman

#10.) Adrianne Palicki

#11.) Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

#12.) Kate Beckinsale

#13.) Blake Lively

#14.) Lea Michele

#15.) Kristen Stewart

#16.) Charlize Theron

#17.) Scarlett Johansson

#18.) Katrina Bowden

#19.) Victoria Justice

#20.) Jennifer Love Hewitt

Want the whole 100? Want pics? http://www.maxim.com/hot-100/2012










THIS MAKES ME LAUGH, CAUSE THIS IS SO MEBreakfast may be the most important meal of the day, but lunch is the most boring.

A survey by Whole Foods found that one in three people eat the same thing for lunch EVERY SINGLE DAY. And half of THOSE people have eaten the same thing for at least SIX years.

Cheese sandwiches are the most popular thing to eat on a daily basis (could you BE anymore boring?!), followed by ham sandwiches. And various types of chicken or chicken-salad sandwiches were also popular.

One in three people say they're sick of what they have for lunch, but 40% say they keep eating the same thing because it's easy to make. (This is me too...hahahahah)

More than 5% of people blame their SPOUSE, since that's who makes their lunch for them. (I need a spouse, then I'll blame them)








FACEBOOK RELATIONSHIP DRAMAAs you know, a marriage isn't TRULY official anymore until both people change their Facebook relationship status to "married."

A 28-year-old woman in Hyderabad, India knew that. And last week, she decided to DIVORCE her 31-year-old husband, because he STILL hadn't switched his Facebook status after two months of marriage.

We're guessing there were probably more issues than that...but the Facebook thing was her last straw.

Her husband told the judge that he'd just FORGOTTEN to make the change. The judge told them to get counseling. (LOL)







AVOID THE FIGHTGuys...ever been in one of those arguments with your girlfriend where you want NOTHING MORE than to bail IMMEDIATELY, just to get away from the fight? Of course you have...sometimes we just don't wanna fight.

On Sunday morning, a 27-year-old guy from Phoenix, Arizona and his girlfriend were both passengers in a friend's 1995 Chevy pickup. And they were having a HUGE fight.

The guy decided he just couldn't take it anymore...so, to avoid the argument, he decided to open the door and JUMP OUT of the moving pickup.

There's no word how fast the truck was going when he bailed...but it DIDN'T go smoothly. The man suffered LIFE-THREATENING INJURIES, and he's currently in the hospital in critical condition.

The friend who was driving was sober at the time, and isn't facing any charges. There's no word on what the guy and his girlfriend were arguing about.








JUST BUY ONE!If you're a single guy without a girlfriend, but REALLY need a woman's help...this site could be your answer.

It's called GirlfriendHire.com. Women post ads about what girlfriend-like tasks they'll do for you...critique your clothing, send you flirtatious text messages, post on your wall to make another woman jealous, whatever.

Every task costs $5. And no, they're not allowed to do anything sexual.

The site's founder says that since he opened it last month, it's received 100,000 visitors and 300 orders so far.








WE'RE NOT THAT LAZY!Americans get a bad rap for being LAZY...especially when our efforts are compared to the surging Chinese economy. But check THIS out...

According to a new survey by the software company Kronos, 11% of Americans say they've called in sick to stay home and watch sports, or go to a game in person. Which seems like a lot.

But the number is FIVE TIMES higher in China, where 54% have done it. And while 7% of Americans have called in sick AFTER staying up late watching sports, 58% have done that in China.

India is in second place when it comes to blowing off work for sports, and Britain was third. The only country LESS likely than us to fake a sick day for sports was France, where almost NO ONE said they did it.

Americans are most likely to skip work for football. The British skip for soccer, India does it for cricket, and China does it for basketball. So either the Chinese love sports more than we do, or they don't lie on surveys as well.