MID-WEEK SPECIAL: FAT TUESDAY UPDATE

Playin' inside the radio tonight, 7 to Midnight.
I'm thinking...My Valentine's Day sucked because...(but it doesn't apply to single folks. Quit whining that yer single)
...and perhaps awful pick-up lines? One time I used "I'm tired of being the side-dish, I wanna be the main course"...yes, seriously. It didn't work, ALTHOUGH, I semi-stole that one from someone else...and I DID end up dating her! Go figure!

Might get into some other stuff too....anyway, here's some stuff that's happening today...






HOT OLYMPIANS....
It's great to see a successful athlete give back. And when that athlete is smoking hot, it's even better.

Meet snowboarder HANNAH TETER. She won the gold in the half-pipe in 2006 and she's competing again this year. She also posed in this year's "Sports Illustrated" swimsuit issue.
Hannah is donating ALL HER PRIZE MONEY from this season to help the recovery in Haiti. She also tried to raise more money online by selling maple syrup.

Now she's found a more marketable product: Sweet Cheeks Panties, a company that sells 'boy-shorts' (I LOVE THOSE!) with "Make Love Not War" printed on the backside.

A pair costs $18, and five bucks from each sale goes to Doctors Without Borders.

The site has inspirational slogans like "Peace of Ass", "Do Your Civic Booty", and "Baby Gave Back", but those slogans aren't available yet. There'll be a new one each month. You can pick up a pair here: http://www.sweetcheekspanties.com.

If you're more into syrup, try: http://www.hannahsgold.com

If you simply wanna stare at hot pieces of Olympic ass...here ya go: http://guyism.com/2010/02/your-guide-to-the-sexy-olympians-of-vancouver-2010.html








DID BRET MICHAELS FIND HIS ROCK OF LOVE...AT BILLY RAY'S HOUSE?!?!?!
Back in December, MILEY CYRUS went into the studio with POISON singer BRET MICHAELS, to record her own version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Miley's mom, TISH CYRUS, went with her.

And now there's talk going around that Bret is CUCKOLDING BILLY RAY!!!

Apparently, Billy Ray and Tish have been having major issues ever since they moved from Tennessee to Hollywood so that he and Miley could do "Hannah Montana".

The "Star" tabloid says, quote, "[Billy Ray] has become this creature of Hollywood...and Tish is always the one who's left to pick up the pieces when there's a crisis among the kids.

"There's lots of pent-up frustration on her part, and it's been coming out more and more lately."

One way she's been dealing with that frustration is by spending a lot of time, quote, "in the studio" with Bret. A so-called "source" says, quote, "They talk all the time."

Billy Ray and Tish ARE trying to work things out, but the source says, quote, "It looks like the marriage is in serious trouble."









GOSSIP GIRLS TO DO PLAYBOY???
The "National Enquirer" claims that "Gossip Girl" star BLAKE LIVELY is considering an offer to pose for "Playboy". They say she wants to start distancing herself from the younger demographic that watches her show.








TYING KNOTS....
NICOLE RICHIE and JOEL MADDEN are getting married. Nicole announced last night on "The Late Show with David Letterman" that she and Joel are finally engaged.

Nicole and Joel have been together for three years. They have two kids...a 2-year-old daughter named Harlow and a 5-month-old son named Sparrow.








AVRIL'S HAPPY ENDING...
E! Online says that AVRIL LAVIGNE and BRODY JENNER...Stepbrother to the Kardashian clan...have been HOOKING UP for the last few weeks.

Brody broke up with "Playboy" Playmate JAYDE NICOLE in December. Avril filed for divorce from SUM 41's DERYCK WHIBLEY last October.








BETTY WHITE *KNOWS* YOU WANT HER TO HOST "SNL"...
If you haven't heard, someone has started a Facebook campaign to try to get BETTY WHITE a hosting gig on Saturday Night Live".

The page is called: "Betty White to Host SNL (please?)!...and as of last check, more than 336,000 people had become "fans" of it.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Betty-White-to-Host-SNL-please/266442514828?v=info

Anyway, Betty IS aware of the campaign. She tells E! Online, quote, "I'm just amazed. I would think by now that they've had such an overdose of Betty White that they'd be throwing rocks instead.

"I don't know where it came from. I have no idea where it started, but it just keeps growing."
And it sounds like she'd be down for it. She says, quote, "That would depend on scheduling and all that. But who knows? You can't ever say yes or no or never...you just wait to see what happens."

And in a separate interview, she added, quote, "That would be up to ['SNL' executive producer] Lorne Michaels." (There's no comment from "SNL" yet.)








SELENA GOMEZ PULLS IN THE CASH...
17-year-old SELENA GOMEZ, who's got a hot new song called "Naturally" here on Q92, pulls down $11,025 per episode of her Disney Channel series, "Wizards of Waverly Place"...at least, according to TMZ.

he show's current, third season includes 35 episodes...meaning that she is earning over $385,000 a year on the show.








TAYLOR SWIFT GETS DATING OFFERS...
One of the many cool things about being a stud athlete in the Olympics is that people pay attention to what you say. For example, downhill skier WILL BRANDENBURG mentioned in an interview that he has a crush on TAYLOR SWIFT...and that lead to more interviews.

In other news, there's a stud radio personality in Canton, Ohio named Rob Mackenzie. He recently mentioned on the air that he has a mad-crazy thing for T Sweezy and wants to take her out for french fries and a cold sundae. No comment yet from the Taylor camp.

Back to Will, here's how it started. He said, quote, "I think me and Taylor could have a good time. She's got that girl next door attitude. I like it a lot. A nice little dinner and a movie date, something like that. So if you're out there, Taylor."

Word got around pretty quickly so someone else brought it up and Will ran with it. He said, quote, "I've had a crush on her for a while so I thought I'd give it a shot and see what happens.

"I'm a straight shooter, so I just went at it and asked her out. I'm a simple guy, so a nice little dinner and a movie, and if she wants to learn how to ski, I'll take her skiing.

"They (guys on the ski team) like to give me a hard time about that and I said, 'She's really cool. She's like the girl next door.' They gave me even more (grief) about that."

Will probably has a better shot at Taylor than Rob does. Rob will cry now.