Here's some stuff...
TILA TEQUILA SAYS SHE'S ENGAGED...TO A GIRL:
TILA TEQUILA is engaged. To a girl. And not just any girl. Tila's "lucky" wife-to-be is CASEY JOHNSON...an heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune.
In an online video, Tila said that Casey proposed to her...and gave her a 17-carat diamond ring. She added, quote, "My baby takes care of me. Beat that J-Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar!"
Wedding plans will begin immediately. As Tila explained in the video, quote, "We're what you call U-Haul lesbians, where you meet and fall in love and move in the next day and have kids."
The video is 19 and a half minutes long and annoying...but Casey is in it with Tila, so at least you can see what she looks like.
Tila also shows off the ring, which is HUGE. God only knows how much it cost. But apparently, Casey can afford it.
There's very little that's actually WORTH watching here. But just an FYI: Tila and Casey kiss a few times throughout the clip, including at least 10 seconds worth just before the 11:30 mark...then at around 15:56, Tila grabs and kisses one of Casey's tots...
...and at 18 minutes, Casey caresses Tila's breasts, and Tila drops her already-low top to reveal some nipple. And that's really all anyone would need to see here.
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/2752605
AUBREY DEEEE-NIED!!!
SAMANTHA RONSON was DJ-ing at a club called Lavo in Las Vegas the other night...and bisexual minx AUBREY O'DAY made a play for her by dancing on a table right in front of the DJ booth. But she was DENIED.
A so-called "source" says, quote, "She was doing everything to get Samantha's attention, including grinding her derriere on the glass partition that blocked off the booth. Samantha totally ignored her."
TWILIGHT LUVA LUVA NEWS...
In an interview with Italy's edition of "Vanity Fair" magazine, ROBERT PATTINSON calls himself SINGLE. He says, quote, "I am single...almost everything that came out about my private life is false."
RIHANNA HAS A NEW TAT...
RIHANNA got a new tattoo Tuesday night. It's on the front of her body...above her right breast. It says, "Never a failure, always a lesson." But it's written BACKWARDS.
Rihanna says, quote, "I did it backwards to I could read it to myself in the mirror."
CELEBS DATING CELEBS...
Here's a new celebrity couple for us not to care about: Former "Playboy" skank HOLLY MADISON is nailing GOOD CHARLOTTE punk BENJI MADDEN. (Benji's twin brother Joel fornicates and procreates with NICOLE RICHIE.)
TOP TV WATCHING OF THE DECADE...
"Entertainment Weekly" has put out a list of The Top 10 TV Shows of the Decade.
Their #1 show was "The Sopranos", which isn't all that surprising. It seems like everyone is going with either that or "The Wire".Here's the list:
#1.) "The Sopranos", HBO (1999-2007)
#2.) "Lost", ABC (2004-2010)
#3.) "The Daily Show", Comedy Central (1996-present)
#4.) "American Idol", Fox (2002-present)
#5.) "Arrested Development", Fox (2003-2006)
#6.) "The Wire", HBO (2002-2008)
#7.) The British version of "The Office", BBC (2001-2003)
#8.) "The Shield", FX (2002-2008)
#9.) "Gilmore Girls", The WB / CW (2000-2007)
#10.) "The Comeback", HBO (2005)
CBS IN A 'FROSTY' UPROAR...
You may have heard about this: CBS is promoting the December 18th airing of the classic "Frosty the Snowman" and "Frosty Returns" cartoon specials with a bizarre online ad campaign.
They're mashing "Frosty" clips with audio from two of their PG-13 sitcoms, "How I Met Your Mother" and "Two and a Half Men". The slogan for the campaign is: "Some holiday classics are better left untouched."
No one would have cared, except that CBS used some of the racier, more sexual dialogue from those shows, which makes "Frosty" slightly less kid-friendly.
Here's the "How I Met Your Mother" version...
http://video.hollywoodreporter.com/services/player/bcpid6555681001?bctid=53727563001
And here's the "Two and a Half Men" version...
http://fliiby.com/file/157495/pdawi4izjo.html
CBS was hosting the videos on their site, but apparently they reached the level of "controversy" they were comfortable with...because yesterday they were yanked from the site. CBS has not commented on the videos.
ROLLING STONE LISTS THEIR TOP TUNEAGE OF THE DECADE...
#1.) "Crazy", GNARLS BARKLEY
#2.) "99 Problems", JAY-Z
#3.) "Crazy in Love", BEYONCÉ
#4.) "Hey Ya!", OUTKAST
#5.) "Paper Planes", M.I.A.
#6.) "Seven Nation Army", THE WHITE STRIPES
#7.) "Maps", YEAH YEAH YEAHS
#8.) "Rehab", AMY WINEHOUSE
#9.) "Beautiful Day", U2
#10.) "Stan", EMINEM
The complete Top 100 songs of the decade can be found at this link...
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/31248926/100_best_songs_of_the_decade/27
I'll post MY personal favs SOON! Keep watching right here!
I'M TELLING YOU...SHE *WILL* PULL A BRITNEY AND FALL OFF THE WAGON...
If you love MILEY CYRUS for her pop music...you're going to get one more album, and then Miley is going to move on to something DARKER. (darker like Rihanna? Little Miley will be cussing...WOAH!)
On the British morning show "GMTV", Miley announced that she is currently working on her, quote, "last pop record." She added, quote, "I kinda want this to be my last record for a little while and...take a break."
During that break, Miley said she wants to shift to a different type of music. She described it as, quote, "something edgier"...and added, quote, "In a few years, as I grow up, so will my fans. (ie: realize that your music is garbage??? Yes. They will.)
"I'll be able to have more of the sound of music that I'm into."
Meanwhile...before this "maturation of Miley" sinks in...she's recorded a cover of one of her favorite songs, the POISON classic, "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". (!!!! GAG !!!! I bet it's awful)
Her mom, TISH CYRUS, says, quote, "'Every Rose' is one of her all-time favorite songs and she is really excited about cutting it." Miley's rep confirmed she has recorded the song...but didn't say how or when it'll be released.
For what it's worth, Poison singer BRET MICHAELS was in the studio with Miley, and there's talk that he played guitar on her version.
WEEZER UPDATE...
The WEEZER website has a new update on the condition of singer RIVERS CUOMO, who suffered some internal injuries in a tour bus crash over the weekend.
On Tuesday, Rivers stood up for the first time . . . and made a few trips down his hospital hallway with the help of a walker. (You can read the complete update, and check out a picture of Rivers giving a "thumbs up" sign, here...)
http://www.weezer.com/blog/default.aspx?nid=23973
CLEVELAND'S KID CUDI DOESN'T TWITTER EITHER...
A lot of hip-hop stars have a strong online presence...on social networking sites like Facebook, and Twitter. But KID CUDI isn't one of them.
So, he'd like you to know that the accounts in his name on those sites are BOGUS.
In a message sent to a fan site, Cudi says, quote, "What up y'all? I've been hearing there's a lot of fake Kid Cudi accounts on Twitter and Facebook and I want to reassure everyone that none of these [are] me.
"I will NEVER get back on Twitter or Facebook.
"I'm gettin my blog back together and that will be the only way to stay connected with me. I think it's sad as a mutha(effa) people do this but, oh well, it's inevitable.
"Don't fall for it, if DatNewCudi.com or KidCudi.com doesn't make a announcement (and I assure you they won't) then it's some creeper lookin' for attention. Catch me on tour baybayyyyy. Peace n love."
CASUAL SEX STATS...
Everyone says that if someone has a lot of CASUAL SEX, it's because they have low self-esteem. Because why would someone with high self-esteem get busy with so many random strangers?
But it turns out that's NOT really the case.
Researchers at the University of Minnesota surveyed more than 1,300 adults about their most recent sexual experience.
Overall, only about ONE in FIVE said their last sexual experience was "casual," while the rest said it was with someone they were in a committed relationship with. But get this...
According to the survey, people who sleep around and have lots of casual sex feel just as good about themselves, and have just as high self-esteem, as those who don't have casual sex.
In other words, casual sex and other acts of skankiness are not bad for your self-esteem.
A woman named Marla Eisenberg worked on the study. She says, quote, "We were so surprised. The conventional wisdom is that casual sex, 'friends with benefits,' and hooking up is hurtful. That's what we've been teaching kids for decades."
Well, I mean...you feel pretty good about yourself if you can nab strange action, right??
TEACHING TEENS...
We don't have a whole lot of information on this next story, but I'll be the first to admit that I'm a total perv, and it's probably the HOTTEST thing I've heard this week...
Last month, while students at James Madison High School in Brooklyn, New York, were watching a talent show in the school auditorium, a janitor named Robert Colantuoni walked into a classroom...and found two hot, young female teachers in it.
According to the "New York Daily News", the teachers...a 33-year-old French teacher named Cindy Mauro, and a married 29-year-old Spanish teacher named Alini Brito...were both, quote, "undressed."
So far, school officials haven't said much about the "incident."
But according to an Education Department spokesperson, quote, "There was an incident in the evening when there was a school performance. The two teachers have been reassigned pending the outcome of an investigation."
SOME DRUNK CHICK PASSED OUT WITH HER LEGS TUCKED UNDER HER BODY FOR 12 HOURS...AND HAD TO HAVE THEM AMPUTATED:
Meet Shanna Hiles of Brownsville, Pennsylvania (about 40 miles south of Pittsburgh).
On May 23rd, Shanna celebrated her 20th birthday by getting completely hammered at a friend's house. In fact, she got so wasted that she passed out on the floor with her legs tucked underneath her body for about 12 HOURS.
The next day, a relative found Shanna still in the same position and woke her up. At which point Shanna started complaining about pain in her lower legs.
So Shanna went to the hospital where she was diagnosed with a condition called acute compartment syndrome. Basically, the blood flow to her lower legs had been restricted for so long that it caused damage to her nerves and muscles.
And I don't mean just a little damage. I mean enough damage that Shanna had to undergo immediate surgery to AMPUTATE both her legs below the knees. (!!!)
Anyway, now Shanna's filed a malpractice lawsuit seeking unspecified damages against both the hospital and the doctor that performed her surgery.
According to her attorney, Shanna's acute compartment syndrome could have been reversed. But the doctors took too long to treat her, which resulted in the amputation. The case is ongoing.
Bet she was a Steeler fan too.
BOYFRIEND LIVES AT HOME, EH??
According to a new poll from the Pew Research Center, 13 percent of parents with grown children said that one or more of their kids had to move back home this year. And a lot of them are men. But that doesn't mean they're COMPLETELY un-dateable.
Here are four benefits of dating a guy who still lives with his mom...
#1.) CLEAN LAUNDRY. Guys wear the same clothes over and over again...and the smell of stale B.O. is never sexy. But if he's still living at home with his parents, he probably smells more like Tide.
#2.) A BETTER DVD COLLECTION. The average single guy's DVD library includes "South Park", the "Godfather" trilogy, and "The Big Lebowski". But if he's still living at home, you've got Mom and Dad's DVDs to choose from too.
#3.) HOMEMADE MEALS. As long as his parents don't mind you sleeping over, you get to look forward to all those great breakfast foods YOU'RE too lazy to cook.
#4.) HE MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE SOME MONEY SAVED UP. Living at home has a certain stigma, but when you're trying to save money, it's SMART.
If he's got a job, and he's not paying rent, then there might actually be some cash sitting in his bank account.
So uh, that doesn't seem like a very healthy list to me! Any you wanna add? Ladies, ever date a guy who lived at home and you had your own place? 330.450.9292
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