um....HI

I just want you to know....it's 7:05 AM and I COULD be sleeping right now! But no, I'm up to type this for YOU. So you better love it and enjoy it. Give it a hug even.
Don't kiss it, you have morning breath.



NEW WIZ KHALIFA...
A while back, WIZ KHALIFA said that his next album will be titled "O.N.I.F.C."...and now, he's explaining what it stands for.

He says, "It's [an acronym for] the Only [N-Word] In First Class. It's inspired by Prodigy's 'H.N.I.C.'. When he dropped that, I felt like that sounded so strong."

He adds, "I was just talking about me being a young rich dude and being black. It looks crazy to them when I walk up to them and show them my ticket or I'm going in priority seating...they're like 'You're sure?'

"It's a good feeling...and then it's like a bad feeling because it's like: 'Damn, why do you feel like that about me?'"

Wiz also has a CLEAN version of his album title, in which "O.N.I.F.C." stands for "One Night In First Class." The album doesn't have a release date yet.









REKINDLED
One of the new contestants on "The Voice" ...used to star on "The Mickey Mouse Club" with coach CHRISTINA AGUILERA. His name is TONY LUCCA. He chose ADAM LEVINE to be his coach from Sunday night's season premiere.

Christina supposedly didn't recognize him at first. But after he'd made his choice she went looking for him and introduced herself to his family backstage.










TEMPTATION...IS A PART OF LIFE...
Thanks to Corina for letting me use her 1992 hit...

If you can't fight the constant urge to check what's happening on Facebook or Twitter every waking moment of your miserable existence, you're not alone.

Researchers at the University of Chicago found that it's harder to resist the urge to check Facebook, Twitter, and email on your cell phone than it is for smokers and drinkers to resist cigarettes and alcohol.

The researchers gave BlackBerries to volunteers of all ages and told them to carry them throughout their normal day. Surprisingly, no one SMASHED their Blackberry!

Then they sent the volunteers messages at various points throughout the day asking if they had been tempted to check their Facebook, Twitter, or email messages in the last half hour.

Volunteers said they had a desire to check their messages 75% of the time.

.....now I'm just thinkin' here, wouldn't TELLING SOMEONE they should check one of these things...MAKE THEM WANNA DO IT?!

Based on previous studies, smokers and drinkers did a better job at fighting off their urges than the volunteers did with social media. The only urges harder to resist were urges to sleep and have sex.

Well good. At least we have our priorities down, LOL








LAST WEEKEND'S GAME...
Set a new record. It was the most-watched TV program EVER. The previous record-holder was LAST year's game. Prior to that, it was the series finale of M.A.S.H. in 1983.









KE$HA...
I love her. For real. Who this week said, "I destroy men on a weekly basis. It's like a hobby. I'm like a praying mantis. They [eff] me, and then I eat them."

She adds that when she's feeling down, she makes her assistant put on a PENIS COSTUME and dance for her. She says, "Who isn't amused by a giant, dancing penis?"









GET ITTTT
There's more sex going on in your office than you realize. So you might want to try getting in on that.

#1.) 11% of people, or one out of every nine of your coworkers, admit they've had sex in the workplace at least once.

#2.) 7% of people actually have sex at the office REGULARLY.

#3.) The most popular place for office sex is on your desk. A meeting room is second, and the parking garage is third.

#4.) The least popular places for office sex are in a bathroom stall or on your boss's desk.

#5.) 95% of office sex happens after hours...but that DOES mean that 5%, or one in 20 office sex sessions, happen ON THE CLOCK.









VALENTINE'S DAY AND FLOWERS...
If you're planning to give someone roses for Valentine's Day, you should really know what SECRET MESSAGE you're sending with them. That's right. The number of roses you give apparently carries a meaning you never realized. Here's a guide...

One rose is meant for early in a relationship, and means love at first sight.

Three roses represents a shared love, and should be a one-month anniversary gift.

Six roses symbolizes passion and infatuation.

Ten roses says you believe your love is PERFECT.

Twelve roses is perfect for Valentine's Day, and means "be mine."

Thirteen roses means you just want to be friends. (???)

Fifteen roses means you're SORRY.

Twenty-four roses is like SHOUTING "I'm yours." (Or it's really un-creative)

And forty roses means your love is truly genuine. And also you have a lot of money.

...who the HELL buys someone 40 roses?! That's just stupid! Besides, everything after 6 supposedly means the same thing, more or less.







POWER-FACEBOOKERS
Notice how your posts on Facebook always get likes and comments, even though YOU never like or comment on other people's posts?

That doesn't mean you're selfish, it means you're average.
A new study found the average Facebook user gets more likes, messages, and comments than they leave.

That's possible thanks to Facebook power-users who basically like and comment on EVERYTHING.









OWEN AND VINCE TEAM UP AGAIN...
"Wedding Crashers" co-stars OWEN WILSON and VINCE VAUGHN are teaming up again for a comedy called "Interns".

They'll play two guys who get laid off from their company and decide to become interns at a Google-type dotcom company...where they find themselves competing against much younger employees for advancement.









FLO RIDA STIFFED A GIRL...
One of FLO RIDA'S former assistants has filed a lawsuit against him. She claims he only paid her $3.08-an-hour for a 65-hour work week...and when she complained, he fired her.

Flo Rida has a different story though. His lawyers say she was never "hired"...instead, she was an unpaid intern, who was begging to work for him to get her foot in the door.

Flo helped her out every now and then with lunch and gas money...and now he wishes he hadn't. He says, "I gave someone an opportunity out of the goodness of my heart and now sadly I am being falsely targeted."










WOMEN SAY COMPLIMENTS ARE BETTER THAN SEEING US NAKED...
....well, yeah! These women have apparently seen me naked.

According to a new survey of married women by iVillage, almost ALL women say that sharing your loving feelings or giving her compliments are MUCH, MUCH bigger turn-ons than getting naked in front of her.

The survey also found...
80% of married women say they were in the mood to have sex at least once in the past month.

22% have sexted their husbands, 9% have had phone sex with him, 16% have watched porno with him, and 6% have had a threesome with him.

And 33% say they'd rather have sex with their husband than watch a movie, go to a spa, check Facebook, or talk to friends.








WHAT WOMEN WANT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY...
According to a survey of women ages 30 to 49, only 5%...that's one in 20...want sex MORE than an actual gift this Valentine's Day.

72% say they most want a day off housework. 14% want a special plan for dinner, and 9% want a material gift.

A separate study also found that, whatever you do for Valentine's Day, you should also include a HANDWRITTEN NOTE. 60% of both genders said that's a more romantic gesture than an expensive dinner.









"IN THE CAR, I JUST CAN'T WAIT..."
I thought it was pretty much a rule of thumb that you don't do a FIRST DATE on Valentine's Day. You're virtually GUARANTEEING awkwardness, unnecessary pressure, and premature discussions about feelings and the future.

Well, apparently, the vast majority of single people today don't care about any of that. They just really, really want to go on dates whenever they can get 'em.

A new survey found that 83% of single people would be open to going on a first date on Valentine's Day.

AND...70% say they'd be willing to take it a step further and be set up on a BLIND DATE on Valentine's Day.









ADELE DOES THE GRAMMY'S
ADELE will perform for the first time in four months this Sunday at the Grammys...after having vocal cord surgery in November.

In a "60 Minutes" interview with ANDERSON COOPER, which airs before the Grammys, Adele talks about the moment she realized something was wrong.

She says, "It felt like someone put a curtain over my throat. It felt like something popped in my throat."

Adele had it checked out...and the doctors discovered a polyp on her vocal cord that had hemorrhaged. She says, "I had laser surgery...

"[They] put lasers down your throat, cut off the polyp, and kind of laser your hemorrhage back together and fix it."

Adele has been cleared to perform at the Grammys...and at the Brit Awards later this month...but she doesn't want to push it yet. She says, "If I decide to go on a 200-date world tour, it would happen again."

Meanwhile, in an interview with "People" magazine, Adele comments on the Internet's relentless fascination with her weight. She says, "I've never wanted to look like models on the cover of magazines.

"I represent the majority of women and I'm very proud of that."









DEAL BREAKERS
A survey by CouponCabin.com asked single people what their biggest deal-breakers are on a date. Here are the top five things that will get you dumped.

#1.) Poor hygiene: 84% of people said that body odor, bad teeth or dirty hair would be a deal-breaker.

#2.) Using your cell phone too much: 75%.

#3.) Being rude to a server or hostess: 73%.

#4.) Talking too much about your ex: 70%.

#5.) Flirting with the server or host/hostess: 61%.

Well....yeah. HAHA!

Women were more likely than men to consider every bad behavior a deal-breaker, except for a date being too expensive, which one in three men said was a deal-breaker.








LADIES...IS THIS TRUE?
This is from a British survey, but I REALLY hope it applies over here too.

43% of women say that they carry an extra pair of panties in their purse...in case a date goes well, and they want to look sexier later.

As for why the women don't just WEAR the sexy underwear to begin with...it's supposedly because LESS sexy underwear is more comfortable, and shapes your body better.

And this is apparently something women are determined to keep men from finding out about. 60% of women said they'd NEVER admit it to a man, even if they were in a long-term relationship.

Of course, if a guy is looking at a woman in her panties, he's probably got other things on his mind...and 40% of men said they wouldn't care if she had comfortable underwear on instead of sexy ones. (I'd agree with that)








TOP PLACES FOR QUICKIES...
Valentine's Day falls on a Tuesday this year, which means it might be harder to find time for Valentine's Day SEX. So here's AskMen.com's list of the top eight places to have a quickie.

We're not suggesting you to do anything ILLEGAL. But if you WANT to, here's where to do it.

#1.) An Elevator. Unless you're REALLY quick, you won't have enough time between floors. So you have to stall the elevator completely.

Just make sure you don't trigger an alarm, or the fire department might hear you through the speaker.

The other thing to worry about is whether there's a security camera in the elevator...and whether there's a security guard watching you or not.



#2.) A Movie Theater. You have to be quiet and sit in the back, but it's definitely doable. Just don't try it at a movie that's PACKED.

You're better off in a theater that's somewhere between empty and half-full. So skip the most popular movies like "Chronicle" and "The Woman in Black", and go see "The Artist" instead.



#3.) The Back of a Club or a Restaurant. Wherever you are, it just has to be dark and noisy. If it's not, the bathroom is a safer alternative. Especially if you can lock the door.



#4.) A Stairwell. Pick one that doesn't get much traffic. We're all pretty lazy these days, but some people DO still take the stairs if they're only going a floor or two. Just remember, higher floors equal lower risk.



#5.) The Car. It's kind of the old standard when it comes to quickies. But if you've never tried it...or haven't tried it since high school...it can be pretty memorable.

Just make sure you pick a spot where you won't be caught. At night, cops tend to notice idling cars in places like public parks. Not that I would know. I'm just...guessing. Yeah. So choose carefully.



#6.) An Alley. Obviously not a FILTHY alley. But even a clean alley is pretty gross. So this one definitely requires you both to be standing up.



#7.) A Dressing Room. Some stores...like Victoria's Secret...won't let guys go in the dressing rooms, even if it's with their wife. But as long as you're quiet, most dressing rooms are somewhat safe.

Even if you DO get caught, the salesperson won't just walk in on you. But if they know what's up, you might still get in trouble. So make sure you're completely quiet.



#8.) Your Workplace. This is without a doubt the riskiest spot on the list