Saturday, June 4, 2011

THE SHOW GOES ON...

...I-I-I WANNA GET BESIDE YA...
Ever sit at a red light and watch the couple in the car in front of you bicker? Then this...is not a surprise.

According to a new survey, women are more than TWICE as likely to argue with a man in a car than have relations with him in that car.

The survey found that 30% of women say they've had sex with their current boyfriend or husband in the car...versus 63% who have argued and fought with him in the car.

The numbers for men are much closer. 47.5% of men surveyed say they've had sex in the car, and 60% have argued in the car.

The survey also found that...
10% of men and 8% of women have DUMPED someone in a car.m (Guilty)
24% of men and 18% of women have FLIRTED with another driver while in the car. (Probably guilty)
73% of men and 76% of women regularly EAT in their cars. (guilty)
And 42% of men and 29% of women have napped in their cars. (guilty again)








CASH MONEY, TAKIN' OVER...
Here's an argument for jumping RIGHT into marriage. It could save you a FORTUNE. According to a new study out of England, a man spends an average of over $40,000 on a woman from the time he meets her until they get married.

The study found that it takes about three years and 10 months from a first meeting until a wedding. And during that time, the guy is just spending and spending and spending.

Every month, the average man in a relationship spends $338 on dinners and nights out, and $155 on other meals. Every year, he also spends $861 on flowers, chocolates, and other gifts, and $1,250 on vacations.

The study also found that more than 50% of married men say they spend less on their women now that they're married. And 18% wish they'd proposed earlier to start saving money.







PANTIES!!
It's not exactly groundbreaking to say that women over-pack for vacations and men under-pack. But at least there are a few statistics to back it up.

According to a new survey by the British travel agency Sunshine, the average man packs three pairs of underwear for a seven-day trip. The average woman packs TEN pairs.

The survey also found that the average man says he wears 98% of the stuff he packs...and based on some simple math with his underwear supply, he must re-wear a few things too. The average woman wears 61% of what she packs.

And 7% of men say they usually buy clothes on vacation, versus 47% of women.








HAYDEN PANETTIERE...
HAYDEN PANETTIERE recently broke up with her boxer-boyfriend WLADIMIR KLITSCHKO...but there might be a new athlete giving her the business.

Hayden was seen getting flirty with New York Jets quarterback MARK SANCHEZ at In-N-Out Burger in Laguna Hills, California on Monday. Although a source says they're, quote, "just friends."








SHE EATS WHAT?
Does LADY GAGA survive on a diet of BABY FOOD?

A so-called "source" tells "Heat" magazine, "She's not eating healthily at all. She's substituting meals for jars of baby food."

Apparently, this is called the, "goo diet."








PBS IS NO LONGER COMMERCIAL-FREE...
PBS will no longer be free of commercial breaks. Yesterday, network executives announced that they're going to start running ads during at least some of their shows beginning this fall.

The ads will be the usual corporate and foundation sponsor ads that currently air in between shows. Except now, they'll air every 15 minutes...so they'll actually interrupt the shows, just like on regular TV.

They're doing it because, A.) Everybody needs money these days...and, B.) There's a HUGE viewer drop-off when the promotional spots come on after shows.








TAKE A DAY...
The stereotypes say we're lazy, but Americans are NOT good at taking vacation days. But according to a new study, even if you don't take a lot of actual vacations...you really do need to take a day off every few months.

The study found that it's actually bad to go more than 62 days without a vacation day. That's the average tipping point when people go from being, "fresh and focused [to] anxious, aggressive, and ill."









DAILY DUMBASS...IS FROM AKRON!
There was absolutely no reason for 27-year-old Jesse Allen Hottinger of Akron to be forever branded as a stupid criminal. He just made one completely ILLOGICAL, unnecessary decision.

Over the weekend, Jesse locked himself out of his apartment and decided to break in. It happens, right? You accidentally lock your keys inside. I can remember an instance when I was a kid of crawling in the bathroom window!

But for some reason, he was afraid of being caught on the building security camera breaking into his own apartment. Even though, ya know, that's legal.

So Jesse did the most-rational thing he could have done. He DESTROYED the camera before he broke in. Unfortunately for him, the camera DID catch footage of him destroying it...so he's been charged with vandalism.

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