SO ASHTON REPLACE SHEEN...
And not surprisingly, Charlie's first reaction wasn't entirely positive.
On Friday, he said, "Ashton Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer. Oh wait, so am I!! Enjoy the show America, Enjoy seeing 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB.
"Enjoy planet Chuck, Ashton. There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there."
That crack about a "2.0 in the demo" is Charlie's way of saying the show is going to get crappy ratings. "Planet Chuck" is a reference to Charlie's sworn enemy, "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre.
But later in the day, Charlie Tweeted, "#Winning Congrats to the cast and crew...CBS & WB..! My best to @aplusk !! The show must go on... You got the right guy! c."
And Ashton replied, "#2.5 @charliesheen Thanks man. Always been a fan, always will be! BTW you were 'born big.'"
Awwww!!! Feel the love!
RIHANNA IS FOLLOWING CHRIS BROWN ON TWITTER...OH NO!
A little over two years after she got smacked around by him, RIHANNA is now following CHRIS BROWN on Twitter.
On Saturday, a 14-year-old girl who follows Rihanna on Twitter noticed this, and asked Rihanna if she was getting back together with him.
She said, "I never thought you would go back to him! You better not, it's your life but you do have (people) that look up to you. e.g. young girls."
But look what Rihanna tweeted back! Crazy!
Rihanna replied, "Its [effin] twitter, not the alter! Calm down." (Yes, she spelled "alter" wrong. The correct spelling for the thing you stand in front of in church to get married is a-l-t-A-r.)
The fan then apologized...which prompted Rihanna to apologize to HER. She said, "Babygirl I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt or offend u! Just needed to make it clear to the Navy...xoxo."
"The Navy" is what Rihanna calls her fans, FYI.
Rihanna then began following the girl on Twitter.
There's no word from Chris Brown on any of this...although it should be noted that he's following Rihanna, too.
OH...MY...GOD...
MARIAH CAREY'S twins were born listening to...Mariah Carey's music. And not just any music. She made sure they heard something very specific.
NICK CANNON says, "My wife wanted to make sure that when the babies came out, that they came out not only to a Mariah Carey song, but a live performance from Mariah Carey: her Madison Square Garden performance of 'Fantasy'.
"So they came out to a round of applause."
Wow. My kids will come out listening to airchecks of me on the radio.
Kidding.
LADIES, ARE YOU TOO OLD?
A British company called Diet Chef asked women when they felt they were too old to wear things like bikinis, miniskirts, tube tops, and knee-high boots. Then averaged the responses to create this guide to when you're too old for different fashions...
Bikini. You're too old at age 47.
Miniskirt. 35.
Tube top. 33.
Stilettos. 51.
Belly button ring. 35.
Knee-high boots. 47.
Leather pants. 34.
Leggings. 45.
UGG boots. 45.
See-through blouse. 40.
One-piece bathing suit. 61.
Long hair. 53.
Ponytail. 51.
5% of women have been told at a store that they were trying on something that wasn't right for their age. And 20% said that regardless of when you think you're too old to wear something...wear it anyway if you know you can pull it off.
WHAT MAKES YOU FAT AT WORK?
Radio, as a profession, makes you fat. For sure. Look at our staff!
It's a scientific fact that American office workers are also getting chubbier.
So we need to place the blame SOMEWHERE, right?
CareerBuilder just ran a survey asking workers what they feel is the biggest reason that they're gaining weight at the office. And here are the results...
36% say it's because they're sitting all day.
24% think it's the stress.
16% believe it's because they're always going out for lunch.
13% say it's because they skip meals with their time constraints.
And 12% say it's all the birthday cake, potlucks, celebrations, and free candy around the office. (It's donuts at Q92)
Overall, 43% of the people surveyed say they've gained weight at their current job...only 18% say they're lighter now than when they started.
GWEN STEFANI...
Keep in mind, Gweny Gwen has had a few kids. She looks GOOD!!
GET IT ON, BANG A GONG...
There's a new sex survey out that proves one thing: About one out of 25 people in the U.S. needs a nap.
In the survey, 3% of people say they have sex literally every single day of the year...and another 1% say they do it multiple times a day, every single day of the year. Overall, that's one-25th of the country getting-it-on at least once a day.
On the other end of things...18% of the people surveyed say they're not currently sexually active, 7% said they have sex once every few months, 3% said they only have sex once or twice a year, and 5% are virgins.
More than 1,000 Americans over 18 participated in the survey.
The most common sexual frequency is once or twice a week...26% of American adults gave that answer.
Second-most common was three to four times a week, at 16%. And once or twice a month came in third place, with 15% of the vote. (It wasn't reported how often the remaining 6% have sex, but it was probably more than four times a week but less than every day.)
MORE SEX STUFF, THANKS TO PLAYBOY...
According to a new survey by "Playboy", men are more likely than women to take nude pictures and videos. And I'm guessing that means men are more likely to ADMIT they've taken nude pictures and videos than women.
The survey found that 27% of men and 23% of women say they've been photographed or filmed nude. 15% of men and 9% of women admit they've filmed themselves having relations.
16% of both genders admit they've sexted someone nude photos.
Here are some more findings from the survey...
41% of men and 47% of women have suspected the person they're with of cheating.
33% of men and 23% of women say they've messed around on a dating site while they were already in a relationship.
31% of men and 26% of women have reached out to an ex online.
44% of men and 36% of women say they've incorporated watching porno into their relations with their partner.
And 73% of women know the first and last name of everyone they've had sex with...versus 43% of men.
GAGA DIDN'T LIKE SEX...UNTIL RECENTLY...
LADY GAGA, who's 25, claims she was never able to enjoy sex...until recently.
She explains, "I was very insecure for a very long time. I didn't know that I would be very comfortable with it and it wasn't until very recently that I actually enjoyed sex.
"I was talking with my sister about how it's not until you really love yourself that you can give love to others."
Of course, there may have been other factors. Last fall, Lady Gaga told "Vanity Fair", "I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me through my vagina. I'm quite celibate now.
She added, "I do [eff], but I'm certainly not promiscuous. I'm perpetually lonely. I'm lonely when I'm in relationships. It's my condition as an artist."
Lady Gaga also recently announced that she was newly SINGLE. So, ya know...in case you're interested.
J.LO - KHLOE WANTS TO TAP THAT!
If you're KHLOE KARDASHIAN and you're trying to get people to stop calling you a man, you probably shouldn't say stuff like this...
In an interview with "Us Weekly", Khloe said, "I'm obsessed with J-LO and everything about her. She looks so freakin' good and I totally would bone her."
T SWIZZLE EXPLAINS...THE RULES OF LOVE
TAYLOR SWIFT is the cover story in the June issue of "InStyle" magazine. They leaked a little of the riveting interview where she talks about, what else, love.
Taylor said, "There are no rules when it comes to love. I just try to let love surprise me because you never know who you're going to fall in love with.
"You never know who's going to come into your life...and for me, when I picture the person I want to end up with, I don't think about what their career is, or what they look like. I picture the feeling I get when I'm with them." The issue is out Friday.
WHICH OF COURSE LEADS US TO...
Why not, a double dose!
ARE YOU ANNOYING? THERE'S A QUIZ TO TELL YOU!
Believe it or not, some people might find you annoying. I know. They're idiots. But still.
A personality psychologist named Robert Hogan put together a 20-question quiz to figure out just how annoying you actually are. It gauges you on the three big areas of annoyingness: Whether you're picky, arrogant, or irritating.
Overall, you get a score between one and five. The quiz only takes about two minutes and it's definitely worth your time. Just Google "You Bug Me. Now Science Explains Why." Check it out on the left side of the page.
I just took mine. It averages a 3.59 on a 1-5 scale for me. My pickiness is a little higher than my irritating factor, and arrogance is at the lower end. In a preliminary study of 72 people, 2.89 was the average. So hey!! I'm an over-achiever in the annoyance department! I'm gonna embrace it. You'll probably find that annoying...and I won't care. Which will annoy you more. See look, I'm winning here, not you :)
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