ENRIQUE WON'T WATER SKI NAKED AFTER ALL...
ENRIQUE IGLESIAS promised to water ski NAKED off the Miami coast if his Spanish amigos won the World Cup. Well, they did...and now, police in Miami are on the lookout for a naked Enrique.
A spokesman for the local PD says, "We enforce all laws here, regardless of what your status is in the Miami community."
For the record, Enrique says he's gonna do it, "late at night."
CLEANIN' OUT YOUR...WHAT?!
Underneath all of EMINEM'S anger and aggressiveness, there might just be a scared little boy who's embarrassed at the SMELLS his body can produce.
According to a source who worked at Scotland's "T in the Park" festival last weekend, before Eminem performed, he had his security force clear EVERYONE out of the backstage area while Em performed his dirty business in the bathroom.
And, the source says, after Em was done, the bathroom was "pretty rank."
Hope you weren't eating lunch when you read that.
NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO TELL YOU...
That we have EMINEM & JAY-Z TICKETS!!!!!!! H-U-G-E! Sold out concert at Comerica Park in "Tha D", Em's hometown on September 3rd. We have 5 pairs, PLUS hotel rooms for all winners!! Qualifying starts Monday morning!
NO, TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, I'M *NOT* KIDDING YOU...
Introducing America's latest STUPID product! It's called the 'VizKID.' It's a dummy you put in your front passenger seat, to remind you that your KIDS are in the backseat...so that you don't accidentally leave them alone in a hot car. (!!!)
The VizKID is basically a two-foot-tall plastic cone painted with a blue Hawaiian print. On the top is a yellow plastic head with a happy face on it that sort of looks like a tennis ball.
The whole thing weighs a couple pounds, and when you're driving around with a child in the back, you're supposed to place the VizKID on the seat next to you. That way, when you get out at your destination you won't forget the kids in the scorching hot car.
HOW in the HELL could you possibly forget your own kids in the car?!
BRING ON THE BREAD!
Well that's my take anyway. Could NEVER do a low-carb diet!
The bread at some restaurants is so good, it's easy to fill up on it before your meal gets there.
BUT...here are the five chain restaurants with bread that's the most delicious...and the most UNHEALTHY.
#1.) RED LOBSTER. They offer what they call "Cheddar Bay Biscuits." They're made from scratch and they're actually baked fresh every 15 minutes. And you get free refills. But each biscuit is about 150 calories . . . about the same as a can of soda.
#2.) THE OLIVE GARDEN. They have their "signature breadsticks," which are brushed with garlic butter and come with optional sauces. And are DEE-LISH! They're also about 150 calories each.
#3.) OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE. They give you the entire LOAF of bread and make you cut it yourself. And it comes with a side of whipped butter. It depends on how big of a slice you cut, but it's around 200 calories per slice.
#4.) CRACKER BARREL. You get to choose between biscuits and corn muffins, or you can get a mix of both. The only problem is, the biscuits are small and they have 135 calories and 5.5 grams of fat. And the corn muffins have around 270 calories.
#5.) BOB EVANS. They've got dinner rolls, biscuits, AND different types of bread to choose from. The rolls have 200 calories each and the biscuits have 260. GOD I *LOVE* those biscuits!
But the bread has even more: The banana nut bread has 215 calories per slice, the pumpkin has 222, the cherry has 279, and the blueberry has a whopping 315 calories per slice.
So see...MORE BISCUITS please!
MAYBE THEY REALLY *WILL* BE A DREAM!!! "AWWWWWW...."
DEMI LOVATO is featured prominently on WE THE KINGS' hit "We'll Be A Dream", which you've heard lots on Q92. WELL, it sounds like Demi might be dreaming in WTK lead singer TRAVIS CLARK's arms! Witnesses have spotted them making out recently!
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH KINGS OF LEON?!
They'll play Blossom Music Center Monday night...only if there are no birds! Check this out, just heard from a buddy of mine out in Illinois:
Dude KOL canceled their show in STL 3 songs in last night because a bird literally pooped in the Bass players mouth! Tour manager called the show due to "Unsanitary Conditions" Classic.
GOOD LORD.... more deets at our Q92 facebook page! www.facebook.com/q92radio
TIME WASTER....
Check out some pics of ROLLING STONE's nude or nearly-nude covers from over the years...
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/photos/17382/96152
RIHANNA AND K-MONEY NEED TO DRUM UP TICKET SALES...
RIHANNA is struggling to sell tickets to her tour this summer, so here's a thought to increase ticket sales: FULL-FRONTAL NUDITY. I'd totally go and the show's not even coming to Ohio! KESHA is Rihanna's opening act for most dates, and she says they spend PLENTY of time naked BACK stage.
"We have slumber parties and pillow fights, and we braid each other's hair a lot. We talk about boys, naked." Yes, I know she was kidding. Probably. But I'm going to pretend she was serious.
T-SWEEZY...
TAYLOR SWIFT drops some new music on yo ace, October 25th. Her new disc is called "Speak Now". That is all.
OK, I THINK WE NEED TO TALK MORE ABOUT THIS...
According to a new survey by an online market research company called OnePoll.com...men think that they're better drivers than their wives and girlfriends
Of the 3,000 men surveyed, one in three felt, "frightened" when their wife or girlfriend was driving. OK, I'll be honest, single at the moment, but in past relationships...I can count on 2 hands the times I'd let the girlfriends drive. So I totally fall into this category.
And one in five men said they were NEVER able to relax when their wife or girlfriend was driving. I slept once. Sort of.
And overall, one in ten men said that they had actually been "forced" to grab the steering wheel because their wife or girlfriend had taken her eyes off the road, and was drifting towards the opposite lane.
And the same number...one in ten...have felt it was necessary to ask their wife or girlfriend to pull over, so that they could take over.
A spokesman for OnePoll.com said, quote, "[Men] believe they concentrate a lot better, read road situations more quickly and clearly, and have better reactions."
Not surprisingly, the study also found that one in five couples have argued about the other one's driving.
So it's simple: Men are better drivers than women. Right guys? At least, we THINK we are. That's according to the results of a survey by OnePoll.com . . . which surveyed 3,000 MEN about the subject.
Here are the Top Ten Complaints Men Have About Women's Driving.
#1.) Lack of concentration. This was the biggest complaint men had: They think that women are distracted too easily by children, scenery, or other drivers.
#2.) Braking too late. Ladies, you know when your guy is worried about this one. It's when he's pushing his foot down into the floormat and pressing against an imaginary brake.
#3.) Tapping the accelerator. In other words, hitting the accelerator inconsistently, which gives the ride a stop-and-start feel.
#4.) Drifting toward the shoulder. Guys don't like it when you let the car drift from side to side in a lane, instead of keeping it in a straight line. Especially if you drift all the way over to the side of the road, and hit those annoying ridges on the shoulder.
#5.) Getting too close to other cars before passing them.
#6.) Braking too hard.
#7.) Fiddling with the stereo.
#8.) Failure to indicate.
#9.) Going too fast.
#10.) Staying in the middle lane / Not trying to pass.
XTINA IS NOT TONING IT DOWN. THANK YOU, LORD.
Does CHRISTINA AGUILERA having a child of her own make it harder for her to show some skin? Heck no.
Christina says, "It's like telling a painter, 'don't paint nude women now that you've become a parent.' You still have to express yourself as a human being.
"Especially, I think as a woman, we're so shamed of our sexuality...I have to keep in touch with myself as an artist and be able to express all sides of myself."
She adds, "When you shame a subject like sexuality, that's when you raise the perverts."
Amen.
LISTEN...
...for KATY PERRY'S new hit "Teenage Dream"...and look at the cover art here.
LADIES...TIME TO LEARN ABOUT MEN...
AskMen.com does a monster poll of 100,000 men in the U.S., the UK, Canada, and Australia, and they call it 'The Great Male Survey.' Here are some of the new 2010 results when it comes to dating . . .
#1.) 31% of men said the most important trait when it comes to deciding whether a woman is relationship material is . . . a sense of loyalty. 25% said a sense of humor . . . 24% said a sense of caring or nurturing . . . and only 20% said intelligence.
#2.) On whether it was important for a girlfriend to have wife potential, 48% said somewhat, but they wouldn't break up with her if they realized she didn't. 30% said they wouldn't pursue a woman who WASN'T a potential wife. And 22% said not at all.
#3.) 67% of men believe in the institution of marriage, and they're all about it. But 18% said that while they believed in it, it wasn't for them. And 15% said they DIDN'T believe in it.
#4.) When asked how likely they'd be to cheat if there was NO chance of their girl finding out, 38% said "not at all," and that while they might be TEMPTED, it violates their morals. Another 38% said "not very likely," because they respected their partner.
Another 17% said "somewhat likely," but that they'd feel guilty. 5% said "very likely," because, "she can't be hurt if she doesn't know about it." And 2% said they ALREADY cheat on their partner.
#5.) And when asked if they'd dump a girlfriend if she became, quote, "fat" . . . 46% said yes. But 54% said NO. (That's right! Delicious candy-coated chubbies forever!)
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