BONUS BLOG: MONDAY

BROWNS on MNF tonight...at Browns Stadium...against B'more. We'll probably lose, let's be honest. But GO BROWNS!!!!!! regardless.

I'm in 7-Midnight tonight, so here's whats up:
:::"My weekend sucked because...": If the weekend (or maybe your Monday) was all kinds of NO GOOD, I wanna know why...air your grievances on the radio.
:::First time horror stories. Could be first time anything...first kiss, first bedroom action...first date...
:::Angel, from Tough Love 2...I talked to her yesterday, if you missed it, I'll reply it after 10!
:::A Wii A DAY FOR A WEEK...if you won Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, or today...have your phone nearby around 11pm tonight...gonna giveaway a BRAND NEW NINTENDO Wii!!!


Here's some shtuff....



DID DAVID LETTERMAN MOVE OUT OF HIS HOUSE???
The "National Enquirer" claims that DAVID LETTERMAN failed to patch things up with his wife Regina...and has moved out of their home and into an apartment in Manhattan.

A so-called "source" says, "He took a few days off from the show so they could try to work things out. But if anything, he may have made the situation worse...Regina told him to get out and that's exactly what he did."








RANDOM DEBAUCHERY:
STEPHANIE PRATT...one of those skanks from "The Hills"...has pleaded NOT GUILTY to DUI. But her lawyer says she's checking into rehab.

Stephanie got popped last month after leaving HOLLY MONTAG'S birthday party. Two breathalyzer tests were administered. She blew a .08 and a .09.








MORE RANDOM DEBAUCHERY:
BRANDY has settled the last remaining civil lawsuit related to her car crash in December of 2006. This time, the plaintiffs were the parents of the woman who was killed in the accident. There's no word how much she forked over.

Brandy previously settled a suit filed on behalf of the woman's two children...agreeing to pay them $300,000 each. She also settled a suit filed by an unrelated woman who was injured.









AMERICAN PIE...YES, THERE REALLY IS A NEW ONE COMING...
You probably had no idea, but they're still making those "American Pie" movies. And EUGENE LEVY is still shamelessly collecting paychecks for appearing in them. (He's the dad in the first 3...the one's that are funny and you care about)

But this time, some other recognizable names are shamelessly collecting paychecks, too...including KEVIN FEDERLINE.

He's among a group of so-called "stars" making cameos in "American Pie Presents: The Book Of Love"...which rockets straight to DVD on December 22nd.

Others include Poison singer/Rock Of Love star Bret Michaels, Rosanna Arquette, Christopher "Peter Brady" Knight and C. Thomas Howell...

Plus DUSTIN "SCREECH" DIAMOND and CURTIS ARMSTRONG...who played Booger in the "Revenge of the Nerds" movies.
Obviously, this movie's going to nlow. But if you're interested, here's the trailer...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3fTa1A4JYY








JON & KATE SERIES FINALE...
TLC will wrap up "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" next Monday night.

According to the "New York Post", the episode will feature JON and KATE GOSSELIN sitting down to discuss, quote, "what the future holds for them and their eight children." It's unclear when the footage featuring Jon was shot.

There will also be a montage...with clips pulled from the show's five-season run.

The "Post" also says TLC has scrapped plans for a spin-off called "Kate Plus Eight"...at least as a regular series. However, they may air "occasional specials" under that title at some point in the future.

Instead, they are working on a new show with Kate, but there aren't any details on what the show will be about...or if it'll feature her kids.

It's probably a good bet that TLC won't finalize any future plans with Kate...or any "Kate Plus Eight" specials...until their legal mess with Jon is sorted out.

The following Monday, November 30th, TLC will replace "Jon and Kate" with one of their other popular shows..."Cake Boss". (Really?) That show's second season kicked off three weeks ago. It's been averaging 2 million viewers per episode.





ALSO....




JON GOSSELIN has filed a countersuit against TLC...for $5 million...on the grounds that the network still owes him money, and that they've tarnished his image.

Last month, TLC sued Jon for breach of contract...not for blocking production on "Jon and Kate Plus Eight", but for doing all kinds of TV interviews without their consent. TLC claims that this violates an exclusivity clause in their contract with Jon.

But Jon says that TLC breached their contract with him...and he claims they owe him $175,000.

In the lawsuit, Jon argues that TLC contacted networks that Jon was trying to work with...to persuade them not to do anything with him.

He also claims that he didn't have an attorney present when he signed his contract with TLC...and that the network has, quote, "harmed his reputation."

Part of the lawsuit reads, quote, "Because of the enormous Media interest...and public interest, it makes it impossible to carry on normal daily activities, let alone find, secure and maintain a job with an employer who is willing to be exposed to the daily media intrusions that has impeded my life."

A hearing in the case has been set for December 14th.









RIHANNA'S "RUSSIAN ROULETTE" VIDEO...
Gotta tell ya, I'm digging the new upbeat version we're playing! RIHANNA has released the video for "Russian Roulette"...and it's dark.

There aren't any overt references to the CHRIS BROWN assault, but there are a few shots of a mysterious car...that at one point appears to run her over...and it's hard not to make a connection to what happened back in February. Watch it, here...

http://rihannanow.com/videos.htm









KINGS OF LEON-ER GETS HITCHED...
KINGS OF LEON drummer NATHAN FOLLOWILL married his girlfriend, Jessie Baylin, in Tennessee over the weekend.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON was among the guests...not because she's a Kings of Leon fan, but because she reportedly went to high school with the bride.







IF LIL WAYNE WERE PRESIDENT...
THAT is kind of a scary thought! But he's got a documentary coming out tomorrow, and that's one of the things he mentioned.
He said, quote, "I would put cocaine back in Coca-Cola, I would put that back. I think I'd get love for that.

"I'd take off all bad substances from sports, so there would be no more steroids [restrictions]. So you could use whatever steroid or hormone to grow you want, as long as you hitting homeruns, it's fine with me.

"I would make prostitution legal in about five more states...[and] gambling too.

"And you know I would legalize weed, first and second and I would put a law to it that there's no more child support and there's no more . . . pre-nup[s]. Because marriage, that don't mean...she gotta get something. I'd change that."









NEARLY TWO IN THREE MEN HAVE PLEASURED THEMSELVES AT WORK:
This survey took place in the UK, and we're not sure if the results would be similar here in the States. But we suspect they might be...

According to a new British sex survey, the average woman has sex 3.2 times a week. But she'd like to do it 5.9 times a week.

And the average man has sex 2.6 times a week. But he'd like to do it 24.5 times a week...or more than three times a day.

Nearly ONE in FOUR guys...or 24%...admit they've enlisted the services of a compensated date. Not a single woman in the survey said she's ever paid for sex.

ONE in FOUR men and women admit they've experimented with same-sex relations...although 4% of guys say they've ONLY had sex with other men.

2% of men and women say they've had sex in a taxi. And TWO in FIVE guys say they've had sex on a train, while only 14% of women have. (???)

46% of women have pleasured themselves at WORK. And so have 64% of guys...which is nearly TWO in THREE overall.

11% of women and 16% of men say they've taken part in an ORGY.

Overall, 5% of women and 13% of men describe their sexual appetite as, quote, "practically perverted."








SEX STUFF 15:
Let's face it...most of us consider ourselves to be experts on the topic of sex. But the truth is that a lot of us are actually pretty clueless.
If you're wondering where you stand, here are 15 things about sex that you may not have known:

#1.) The average American has sex about ONCE a week. And married people are anywhere from 25% to 300% more likely to have sex during any given week than unmarried people.

#2.) French kissing is good for your teeth. It's because the extra saliva helps regulate plaque and prevent tooth decay.

#3.) TWO in every FIVE condoms sold in the U.S. are bought by women.

#4.) 12% of all websites on the Internet are pornography.

#5.) But "sex" is NOT the most searched word on the Internet. Last year, it was overtaken by the word "Facebook," and last month "Facebook" was Googled five times more often than the word "sex".

#6.) Humans are NOT the only species that has sex purely for fun. Studies have found that pigs, dolphins and Bonobos...which is a relative of the chimp...also have sex for fun. And there may be others as well.


#7.) It's illegal to buy naughty novelty devices in two states...Alabama and Mississippi.

#8.) Women with at least some college education are more open to experimenting with both ORAL and NO-GO HOLE relations.

#9.) For its size, the strongest muscle in the human body is the TONGUE.

#10.) When they're ovulating, women have an increased sex drive. It's nature's way of getting us to spawn.

#11.) Chocolate is a natural aphrodisiac. It contains an amino acid called Phenylalanine that raises endorphin levels, and increases a person's sex drive.

#12.) Human beings have only one body part that's designed JUST for sexual pleasure. It belongs to women...and it rhymes with Dolores.

#13.) The Graham Cracker was invented in 1829 to curb sexual desire. At the time, it was widely believed that spicy foods caused sexual desire. The Graham Cracker was developed as a spice-less snacking alternative.

#14.) The avocado was named after a man's genitalia. Back in the day, the Aztecs used avocado as a sex stimulant. So they gave it the name "ahuacati," which literally means "gonad."

#15.) And the word "vanilla" is derived from the Latin word for a woman's most intimate of areas, because the vanilla plant somewhat resembles what a woman's got "down there."








HERE ARE SEVEN TRICKS TO HELP YOU GET THE TABLE YOU WANT AT ANY RESTAURANT:
FROM CNN: How many times has this happened? You've got a big date and you want everything to be perfect. So you make a reservation at the best restaurant in town...only to be seated at the worst table in the whole place.

Now, you could make the best of the situation. But you don't have to. With that in mind, here are seven tricks from a website called TheFrisky.com that can help you get the table you want at just about any restaurant:

#1.) Be your own personal assistant: Instead of making the reservation for yourself, pretend you're your own personal assistant calling on behalf of "your boss." It'll make you seem important, which will cue the reservationist to give you a good table.

#2.) Be a regular: This isn't a "tip" so much as common sense. If you're a regular at a restaurant, your loyalty will probably be rewarded.

#3.) Bribe: If you've got some extra cash burning a hole in your pocket, it never hurts to slip the host a few bucks. But you should never attempt this move with less than $10, and you should never be obvious about what you're doing.

#4.) Be on time: Again, this one's a no-brainer. What you should really keep in mind is that if you're more than 15 minutes late at a really popular place, there's a good chance your reserved table will disappear.

#5.) Look sharp: Let's say there are two couples that both want a table at the front of the restaurant. One couple is dressed to the nines, while the other is wearing sweats. Which couple would you seat at the good table? I rest my case.

#6.) Say it's a special occasion: It's probably not the best idea to lie and say it's your birthday or anniversary if it's not. But it never hurts to tell the host it's a special night.

#7.) Send yourself champagne: Before you show up, call ahead and send your table a bottle of champagne or wine as if you're NOT one of the people actually attending the dinner. Why?

Because it will make you seem popular and influential, which restaurant managers love. The only catch is that when the bottle arrives, you have to act surprised...but not too surprised. Because, hey, this happens to you all the time, right?