MILEY CYRUS DID NOT BREAK UP WITH HER MANTOY!!!!!
Despite her bizarre ode to NICK JONAS during a recent gig, MILEY CYRUS says she and her boyfriend, LIAM HEMSWORTH, have NOT broken up.
Miley hit up her blog last weekend to deny rumors that she and Liam are ON A BREAK. She said, "We are so happy and a lot of that has to do with the amazing relationship he has with my family.
"We are both so busy right now, so having them by our side supporting us and our career is such a blessing! So any type of rumor that said there was drama with them is completely false. Thanks for letting me clear that up."
In a separate post, she defended her recent performance on "Britain's Got Talent"...in which she sort of faked a girl-girl kiss with one of her dancers.
She said, "I promise you I did not kiss her and it is ridiculous that two entertainers can't even rock out with each other without the media making it some type of story.
"I really hope my fans are not disappointed in me because the truth is I did nothing wrong. I got up there and did my job which is to perform to the best of my ability..."
I could totally pull out some Miley jabs here, but I won't! I'll be nice! I know, turning over a new leaf or something....
"GET OVER IT! NOTHING HAPPENED. THERE ARE WAYYYYYYY MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN THE WORLD. Let's start focusing a little less on making up ignorant rumors and focus a little more on world peace!"
Miles...calm the eff down. Seriously.
OK, ABOUT THOSE MEET & GREETS...
Had to get the breaking Miley news covered. So we've had 3 BANDS come to play shows for Q92 fans in the last week. Mayday Parade, Secondhand Serenade (who's drummer is from RIGHT HERE in Canton, OH!), and Cartel!
Next up, and what a fun show this will be, WHITE TIE AFFAIR and special opener ROCKET TO THE MOON...it's Friday June 18, listen to score your passes.
And of course the Bieber Fever weekend, w/ tix to his Columbus show and you'll be qualified to meet him backstage!
THIS IS ALSO IMPORTANT
I no longer have any attraction to Rihanna. Seriously?!
I miss curly-hair cutie Rihanna of 2005.
DAVE MATTHEWS BAND DEBAUCHERY!
Are you reading this Sarah!?
The DAVE MATTHEWS BAND performed two shows in Saratoga Springs, New York, over the weekend...and police issued 145 citations to fans for underage drinking.
Another 18 fans were cited for marijuana possession (seems low). On top of that, 17 people were arrested for things like disorderly conduct, drug possession and drunken driving...and four of those charges were felonies.
Not sure if this was drug- or alcohol-related, but after Friday's show, a 42-year-old fan was struck and killed by an SUV while walking to a motel.
CARRIE UNDERWOOD...
...is marrying Mike Fisher because his jokes are funny and he's not annoying.
And hey, that seems like a good reason to me!
WEB STUMBLIN'
Here's a great website where you can let the world know: Yes, I used to have a curly mullet and wear acid-washed jeans...which was especially bad since it was 1996...but as an adult, I actually turned out ATTRACTIVE.
The site's called Before You Were Hot, and lets you submit two photos: One of how bad you used to look...and one of how good you look now. The creators take the best before-and-afters and post them for the world to see.
Check out: http://www.beforeyouwerehot.com/
OH COOL...
I just learned that FAMILY MATTERS came out on DVD this week! First season! Steve Urkel, Carl Winslow, the whole gang...gotta pick that up, you know you watched it when you were a kid!
GRADUATION...
Many of you may have already attended a high school graduation ceremony this year. But I'll bet none of you saw anyone there wearing something like THIS:
GAGA's little sis graduated...and Miss Germanotta showed up to the festivities in THAT!
ASHLEY TISDALE...
...is 24, so don't feel dirty looking at this, BUT...what's up with the shorts??
AND NOW...MORE MILEY STUPIDITY!
MILEY CYRUS isn't only distancing herself from her family-friendly, Disney image...she's also separating her work from mindless pop music.
She tells "Billboard" mag, "I listen to zero pop music, which is really weird for someone who makes pop music. My 13-year-old self would have beaten up my 17-year-old self because she would be like, 'You're a sellout!' But that's not what it is.
This is what I hate more than ANYTHING about Miley, and I've ranted on this before. Last fall when it came out that she'd never even HEARD a Jay-Z song, one of the biggest rappers of all time, yet she's singing about Jay-Z songs.
She's not PASSIONATE about her OWN product! She doesn't care! They're spoon-feeding her this s**t and she's spewing back out without even thinking about it!
Give me someone who loves pop music, knows it, and understands it, ANYDAY, before this 'tard of a human being. Anyway, continuing with the story...
"It's not dance music that's just about, 'Ooh, I'm in the club and everyone's looking at me.' It means something. I'm not just sitting here trying to sell glitz and glamour...because no one lives that life.
"A lot of [pop] songs are super shallow, but this music isn't."
Oh yes. It's so meaningful and powerful. Barf.
60% OF THE TIME, IT WORKS, EVERYTIME...
Nope, not Sex Panther...Sex Cougar!?
Calvin Klein's 'Obsession For Men' has just earned the title of THE number one cougar-attracting scent in the universe.
And here's why. Obsession For Men doesn't just attract 42-year-old women with fake blonde hair and press-on nails...it also attracts real, animal COUGARS.
At the Bronx Zoo in New York, zookeepers tried spraying rocks with different scents to see what would attract their big cats. They wanted the cats to be drawn to the rocks so they'd play around and not get bored with their environment.
And Obsession For Men was the HUGE winner. When they sprayed it on a rock, cheetahs, jaguars, tigers and, yes, cougars, would sniff that rock for an average of 11.1 minutes.
In comparison, they'd sniff Revlon's Charlie fragrance for just 15.5 seconds, and Estee Lauder's Beautiful for only TWO seconds.
The zookeepers aren't positive WHY the cats are so drawn to Obsession, but they know it works. Unfortunately, since it costs around $60 a bottle...they rely on donations to the zoo to fund their supply.
AND BEST FOR LAST...THE COSMO SEX SURVEY FOR 2010!!!!
Every year, "Cosmopolitan" magazine runs a survey on its website asking readers to share extremely personal information about their sex lives. Fortunately, their readers have no problem doing that.
Today, we have the brand new results from the 2010 survey.
A couple of quick notes before we jump in: First, they make the assumption that all of the people who filled out the survey were FEMALE. And second, as you'll see, pretty much ALL of them are hetero. Here we go...
SEXUALITY:
--HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR SEXUALITY? This gives a pretty good insight into who reads "Cosmo". 94% say straight. . .4% say bisexual . . . 1% say they're unsure . . . and 0% say gay.
--HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEXUAL CONTACT WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX? Even though 0% of the people surveyed say they're gay, 53% of them . . . or more than HALF . . . have had some kind of NAUGHTY LESBIAN CONTACT.
--36% say they've had a same-sex kiss . . . 7% have FONDLED a woman or been fondled by one . . . 3% have either performed or received MOUTH-BASED relations . . . and 7% have had full-on lesbian sex.
--HOW OFTEN DO YOU HAVE SEX? 41% say two or three times a week . . . 16% once a week . . . 9% once every two weeks . . . 9% a few times a year . . . 9% once every few months . . . 8% once a month . . . and 8% do it DAILY.
--WHEN DO YOU START WORRYING ABOUT A SEX DROUGHT? 30% get worried after a week . . . 28% after a month . . . 18% never worry . . . 13% after two months . . . 9% after six months . . . 3% don't worry until it's been a full YEAR.
--HOW DO YOU COPE WITH A SEX DROUGHT? 38% handle a drought by handling themselves . . . 26% don't care . . . 18% try not to think about sex . . . 15% use an adult toy . . . 3% use porno.
--WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE? 34% want sex more often . . . 22% want more excitement . . . 20% have nothing to change . . . 20% want to climax more . . . 3% want you to be less selfish . . . and 1% want LESS sex.
--HOW WOULD YOU RATE THE SEX YOU HAVE? 50% say it's getting better but there's always room for improvement . . . 30% say it's the best ever . . . 9% say it needs a lot of work . . . 9% say it's nonexistent . . . and 1% say it's a DISASTER.
--WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE POSITION? 36% like plain, generic missionary . . . 25% like CANINE STYLE . . . 24% like to be on top . . . 8% like to do it SPOONING . . . 2% like being on top, but facing away from the guy . . . and 2% like standing up.
--WHAT DO YOU WORRY ABOUT DURING SEX? 28% say NOTHING . . . 26% say my stomach . . . 10% say my facial expression . . . 8% say my boobs . . . 3% say my cellulite . . . 3% say my thighs . . . and 23% say ALL OF THE ABOVE.
THE CLIMAX:
--HOW OFTEN DO YOU "FINISH"? 37% finish most of the time during relations . . . 25% do sometimes . . . 17% do EVERY time they have sex . . . 12% rarely ever do . . . and 9% NEVER reach their climax.
--HAVE YOU EVER "FINISHED" THROUGH SEX ALONE . . . MEANING, NO STIMULATION ON THE "MAGIC BUTTON" OR USE OF THE MOUTH? 51% say NO, 49% say yes.
--WHICH OF THESE MAKES YOU "FINISH" MOST EASILY? 27% say oral relations . . . 21% say the strategic usage of their partner's finger . . . 21% say the strategic use of their OWN finger . . . 18% say sex . . . 13% say an adult toy.
--HAVE YOU EVER FAKED IT? 30% say yes, to keep their partner from getting upset . . . 26% say no, I'd tell him if it wasn't going to happen . . . 17% say yes, because it was bad and I wanted it to be over . . . 15% say yes, I was tired . . .13% say no, I've never had to . . . 11% say yes, I was embarrassed that I couldn't finish . . . 11% say yes, I do it regularly or all the time.
--HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET-IT-ON WITH YOURSELF? 25% of women get in touch with themselves a few times a week . . . 22% once a week . . . 20% less than once a month . . . 15% once a month . . . 13% never . . . and 5% DAILY.
NUMBER OF PARTNERS:
--HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS HAVE YOU HAD? 48% say one to three . . . 32% have had four to 10 . . . 11% have had 11 to 20 . . . 4% have had 21 to 30 . . . 3% have gotten-it-on with more than 30 people . . . and 2% are VIRGINS.
--ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THE NUMBER OF PARTNERS YOU'VE HAD? 66% say yes . . . 22% say no, I wish it was a smaller number . . . 12% say no, I wish it was a bigger number.
--HAVE YOU EVER LIED TO A BOYFRIEND ABOUT YOUR NUMBER OF PARTNERS? 76% say no, never . . . 18% say yes, I lowered the number . . . 7% say yes, I raised the number so he wouldn't think I was inexperienced.
--WHEN YOU MEET SOMEONE, HOW LONG DO YOU WAIT BEFORE SEX? 31% say a couple of dates . . . 27% two to four weeks . . . 18% one to two months . . . 14% more than two months . . . 6% after one date . . . 5% say the FIRST NIGHT.
--HAVE YOU EVER HAD A ONE-NIGHT STAND? 40% have had one or two . . . 32% have had zero . . . 19% haven't had one, but would be down for it . . . 10% have had SEVERAL one-night stands.
--HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH A NEW GUY WITHOUT A CONDOM? 47% say no, never . . . 23% have when DRUNK . . . 11% say no, he's always had one . . . 10% do that all the time. . . 6% say yes, I was too embarrassed to ask . . . and 3% say yes, he refused to put one on.
KINKINESS:
--WHAT "KINKIER" THINGS HAVE YOU TRIED? 52% have had sex in a public place . . . 52% have taken sexy photos . . . 45% have dressed up or role played . . . and 40% have done phone sex.
Another 23% have videotaped themselves having relations . . . 16% have tried S-and-M . . . 8% have had a threesome . . . and 18% haven't done any of those things.
--HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED PORNO? 37% of women say yes, and I LOVE IT . . . 23% have, but only with a boyfriend . . . 15% have once and didn't like it . . . 14% have not but are open to it . . . 11% have not and would not.
WHAT YOU LOOK FOR IN A MAN:
--WHAT WOULD STOP YOU FROM HAVING SEX WITH A GUY? 46% say MAN-BOOBS . . . 36% say a big belly . . . 32% say a hairy back . . . and 21% say "if he was skinnier than me". . .16% say SMALL GENITALIA . . . 7% say HUGE GENITALIA . . . 8% say they'd stop if he smelled bad . . . and 6% say ALL of those things would stop them.
--WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT TRAIT IN A MAN? 40% say he makes me laugh . . . 26% say physical chemistry . . . 16% want the same outlook . . . 11% say kindness . . . 3% say looks . . . 3% say confidence . . .1% say career success . . . and 0% say that he makes a lot of money. (liars)
THE SERIOUS ISSUES:
--WHAT COUNTS AS CHEATING? 94% say full sex . . . 92% say oral . . . 90% say kissing . . . 85% touching . . . 82% "sexting" . . . 39% say getting emotionally close to someone . . . and 23% say THINKING about sex with someone else is cheating.
--IN A RELATIONSHIP, HOW HAVE YOU CHEATED? 58% have thought about sex with someone else . . . 39% have gotten emotionally close to someone . . . 37% have kissed another man . . . 21% have touched another man . . .7% have had sex with another man . . . 16% have exchanged sexual texts with another man . . . 14% have given or received oral relations . . . and 27% have never done any of those things.
--HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN STD? 78% say no . . . 9% say yes . . . and 13% say they've never been tested. (YIKES. Big reminder there to WEAR CONDOMS. Because if women can't be trusted to get tested, we're all screwed.)
--HAVE YOU EVER TERMINATED A PREGNANCY? 90% say no . . . 8% say yes, one . . . 1% say yes, more than one.
Go forth and have a wonderful, sweaty weekend!
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