We had ANOTHER Q92 NEXT BIG THING show on Thursday, inside due to rain and cold, at The Pub w/ DAN BLACK. Next one, April 29th...TRAVIE MCCOY and WE THE KINGS!!!! Listen all this weekend to win tickets, which is the ONLY way you can get in!
Here's some shtuff.......
THE RETURN OF AMERICAN PIE!!!!
The "American Pie" franchise is getting a complete reboot...11 years after it debuted.
THIS WILL RUIN YOUR WEEKEND....
According to a new study from the University of Iowa, ONE in FIVE people are fortunate enough to have had a "friends with benefits" relationship at some point. Which is pretty much the goal of nearly every single man.
But the downside is that "friends with benefits" are more likely to catch an STD.
The logic is that "friends with benefits" are less likely to be monogamous...so they're more likely to contract and spread STDs.
Put another way, women who have a "friend with benefits" are 44% more likely NOT to be monogamous, and men who have a "friend with benefits" are 25% more likely NOT to be monogamous. (Hear that? Women are bigger hoochies)
As for couples, 17% of men and 5% of women admit they've cheated on their partner. And 8% of men and 17% of women say they've been faithful, but their partner cheated on them.
Overall, ONE in TEN couples say neither of them has been monogamous in their relationship.
And in other sexual-related randomness, the study also found that couples are less likely to cheat if they get along with each other's parents.
BE CAREFUL IF HEADING TO VEGAS...
That probably goes without saying. But every year, a group called the CQ Press releases something called the Crime Rankings Index. Basically, they look at reported crime rates in six categories: murder, rape, robbery, aggravated assault, burglary, and motor vehicle theft. Then they rank them by state.
The five states with the most crime are:
#1.) Nevada. This is their seventh straight year at the top of the list.
#2.) New Mexico
#3.) Louisiana
#4.) South Carolina
#5.) Tennessee
And the five states with the least crime are:
#1.) New Hampshire
#2.) Vermont
#3.) North Dakota
#4.) Maine
#5.) Idaho
...which of course is because....THEY ARE SMALL...and THERE ARE NO PEOPLE in them!!
Overall, the worst state for ASSAULT is...South Carolina.
The worst state for RAPE is...Alaska.
And the worst state for MURDER is...Louisiana.
MARIAH WENT SURFING...
...with her dogs! Cute little guys, aren't they? And Mariah of course, she's a hottie.
MAXIM SEX SURVEY...
Now it's time to review some highlights of the 2010 "Maxim" magazine sex survey:
-47% of women admit to "sexting," and 70% admit they've hacked into their man's email account to make sure he wasn't cheating.
-70% of women say they've slept with ten or fewer guys.
-17% of women have had sex with a guy whose name they didn't know. And 26% slept with a guy they knew for less than five hours.
-ONE in FOUR women say they love...not just like, LOVE...giving oral favors.
-11% of women have slept with their boss at some point, and 6% have slept with a subordinate at work.
-17% have done it with a guy they knew was married.
-If they had the chance, and it was guaranteed their guy would never find out, 38% of women say they'd have sex with their, quote, "fantasy crush."
-ONE in THREE women have no problem going all the way on a first date with a guy they really like.
-31% of women have had sex with TWO or more men in one day. And 1.5% have done the nasty with more than THREE guys in a day. When you up the timeframe to a week, 17% have done it with three or more guys.
-ONE in THREE women say they never have, and never will, try backdoor relations.
-More than TWO-THIRDS of women have never had a threesome. As for the rest of them...17% did it with two girls and one guy, 11% did it with two guys and one girl, and 3% did it with THREE GIRLS. (!!!)
-ONE in THREE women think the "average guy" should have sex with six to ten women before settling down. 2% think he should be a virgin when he gets married. 1% thinks he should have sex with 40 or more women before getting married.
-Overall, 7% of women say a guy's muscle tone and fitness isn't important to them at all.
ONLY 7%!!!
BIEBER FEVER...
I love this BIEBER billboard, RIGHT ABOVE a strip club out in LA...
WHAT WEEZY IS UP TO IN JAIL...
LIL WAYNE'S ex-wife, ANTONIA "TOYA" CARTER, says that Wayne has an interesting job at Rikers Island prison.
She says, "They got him on suicide watch for other prisoners. He watches the crazy prisoners and makes sure they don't kill themselves. He likes the job even though they don't pay him much."
Toya added that Wayne is, quote, "doing OK...[and] getting along with everybody."
DRUNK PIX!
Have you seen this site? Think TFLN, but of the pic variety! http://mydrunkpix.com/
SPEAKING OF DRUNKNESS...
Now it's time to recognize our Idiot Criminal of the Day...19-year-old Tasha Cantrell of Fort Walton Beach, Florida (in the state's panhandle, about 40 miles east of Pensacola).
Early Monday morning, Tasha was riding in a car when her unidentified friend was pulled over and arrested for driving under the influence.
A tow truck was called to impound the car, leaving Tasha without a ride home. So she asked one of the cops to give her a lift, which they did.
But while she was riding in the back of the cop car, Tasha pulled out a can of Steel Reserve malt liquor and cracked it open.
According to the police report, "When I opened the rear passenger door, I observed Cantrell attempting to hide the can between her legs. I retrieved this can and noticed it was Steel Reserve Beer."
At which point the cop drove Tasha to the police station, and arrested her for underage drinking.
She looks QUITE proud in her mugshot! Moron!
RIHANNA FINALLY ADMITS IT...
RIHANNA is finally admitting what everyone already figured out months ago: She and L.A. Dodger MATT KEMP are dating.
Yesterday morning on a California radio show, she said, "He's my boyfriend."
She did NOT, however, confirm recent rumors that they're engaged. But it doesn't sound like they are. She added, "It's new and it's fun. It's nothing too serious.
"I don't want anything that's going to take up so much of my energy and time right now in a bad way. I just want to have fun, and that's what it's about."
Rihanna does have a wedding coming up...that of KATY PERRY and British comedian RUSSELL BRAND. Rihanna is planning the bachelorette party.
She said, "[Katy] put that on me last week. Now I have to come up with something cool, 'cuz she's getting married in India. So I'm like, 'Okay now what do I do to match that for a bachelorette party?'"
AVRIL LAVIGNE...
I have no idea why it's 2010 and we're following AVRIL LAVIGNE, but that we are...
E! Online says that Avril, BRODY JENNER and Avril's ex-husband, DERYCK WHIBLEY, were all out on the town together in Hollywood on Wednesday night.
Everybody seemed to be friends...although Deryck did leave by himself...while Avril and Brody left together. And then....
SCANDALOUS!!!!
SEASON 2: JERSEY SHORE
Premiere is JULY 29th
ENJOY your weekend! I've been a lifelong Tribe fan and will FINALLY go to my first opening day Monday. GO TRIBE!!!
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